Here are a few Christmas songs you might enjoy and possibly emulate with your own musical postings.
Okay, that’s what’s up today for Christmas parody songs.
We’ll be digging into awakening the Heart Chakra this weekend at the workshop — still not too late to sign up and show up, 6:30 am this very morning as is.
There is no mass, however, there will be a midnight energy — manna will be served.
That’s right. No photo. Dammit, I just created the most amazing invention, The Mood-Altering Total Relaxation Collar, using my special handmade fast-reaction mood beads.
I have no photo of it, so I can’t post a photo of it. Bummer.
I know what you’re going to say. “Why not point your cell phone at the thing and post the .jpg on facebook or something.”, and I couldn’t agree more. It’s totally reasonable, except that I have no cell phone, and I wouldn’t know how to use one if I did, which I wouldn’t.
I don’t like cell phones, iPads, iPhones or computers in general, and it’s not just what they end up doing to rid themselves of the mass of humanity that clings to the surface of this little mudball of a tiny little rocky planet, third from the sun.
So forget the cell phone solution. It’s just not in the cards. Do your best to visualize it. Continue reading →
Everything goes — moving sale — no reasonable offer refused!
OVAL OFFICE MOVING SALE!
It’s time for my OVAL OFFICE MOVING SALE! It’s a giant $20 Bargain Day, featuring incredible bargains, just to get some space in my Oval Office and studio here at the Western White House!
EVERYTHING MUST GO!!!
If you appreciate good beads and silver jewelry and coins and HAND-PAINTED pendants and all sorts of rings, bracelets, armbands and you-name-it, you’re going to get a kick out of today’s Really Big OVAL OFFICE CLEARANCE SALE. Continue reading →
In the shop, you could browse the inventory, but not online
You Can’t Know What They’re Going To Look Like!
Take a look at the Exotic & Ancient Bead Pendulae — or is it “pendulums”??? — I’ve been cooking up just for you, with mostly Roman and Persian stones and glass beads, and some Eastern and Western Asiatic material as well.
Of course, every single Pendulum I make from ancient materials is, by nature, unique. There will never be two Pendulae exactly the same.
In short, I can’t photograph every single one of these things — it’d take weeks and weeks of extra time, which I don’t want to spend on marketing, when I could be spending the same time on creative projects. Continue reading →
If you help me spread the Blessings, and you give everything away, you’ll soon be unable to continue, unless you have an independent and unlimited source of income.
If you’re not in that particular boat, you’ll quickly understand the need for some sort of income that you can either earn without participating at all except to cash the check, or something that in itself earns some sort of income or at the very least, pays for itself.
I’m in that last category. I don’t need to make a profit, but I do need to cover my costs, so I can continue doing what I’m doing, which is sending out Blessings in a variety of guises, to everyone I know.
Hopefully, you’ll catch the spirit of the thing, and start helping me find homes for my various Blessings items, including pendants, lockets, rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, armbands, tiaras, money clips, tie tacks, treasure boxes, mala beads, Orbs, Godd™ Particles, craft kits, and so much more. Continue reading →
Orm McGill and I did a performance at our annual convention back a few years ago, and during the time we were in contact, about five years, he passed on to me a number of invaluable hints on stage hypnosis.
Of course we talked about spirit communication, and he was Dr. Zomb, the Angel Whisperer and his Seance of Wonders are still the talk of the magic community.
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I was asked if I had a copy of his “Angel Seance Show” book, but I’ll do a whole lot better than that — here’s a link to the DVD that shows his “Meet Your Angel” technique.
That’s right, you can own this glorious incredible fantastic amazing super-luxury celebrity previously-owned Sl estate for under $40 — in fact, it’s only $37.50, and that includes the tax!
Previously owned by a celebrity — that’s the most important sales point, see? It matters not what the place looks like, so long as a celebrity once owned the thing. Continue reading →