ZOOM WORKSHOP – Rainbow Beads

Ever since my friend and neighbor Steve Sachs invented the Mood Ring back in 1965, I’ve wanted the equivalent of a mood ring in actual free beads, that I could fashion into jewelry, and I wanted them to be rapid-reactive, but that never happened for two reasons — the first reason was that the market wasn’t ready for them, they really belong in the 21st century, and the second reason was the chemistry.

The Psychedelic Mood Ring was SO SLOW to react to changes, while the modern Rainbow Bead reacts quickly and accurately to changes of mood and temperament.

The most important difference between Mood Rings and Rainbow Beads is the extent and completeness of the color spectrum through which they will flow. The Rainbow Beads are capable of millions of colors, while ordinary “mood” itemsĀ  have a very limited range of color variations.

My American-Made Rainbow Beads are actually millions of colors in a halo of interacting colors, creating a spectacular effect that can only be fully appreciated in person — it doesn’t come across on camera — I’ve tried.

The basic Quantum Effect behind the Rainbow Bead is that it reacts with color in accord with the Chakras and the Aura, as demonstrated in Kirlian photographs, reflecting the radiations and colors that you are experiencing at this very moment. Continue reading

What is the “505” Conspiracy?

An EMO BEAD MALA is created to follow the user’s emotional temperament through whatever changes it happens to go through in the course of a day.

There are always 505 possible changes that can take place in your emotional state during the course of a normal day — as much as 728 in a stressful day.

There are obvious color changes in the EMO BEADS, and I’m going to list some of them for you — these are color reactions of the beads, and the colors and changes will profoundly vary, depending on the type of EMO BEAD you select for your sentimental journey.

I offer here a somewhat amusing rhyming chant, to help you remember what each color stands means in the emotional scheme of things:

  • When the EMO turns BLACK, it’s time to turn back.
  • When the EMO turns BLUE, you’ll know just what to do.
  • When the EMO turns RED, there’s trouble ahead.
  • When the EMO turns GREEN, you’re right on the scene.
  • When the EMO turns YELLOW, you’ll meet many a fine fellow.
  • When the EMO turns WHITE, you’ll take action that’s right.
  • When the EMO turns BROWN, your world turns upside down.
  • When the EMO turns VIOLET, you’ll know whom to smile at.
  • When the EMO turns ORANGE, the whole world looks schmorange.
  • When the EMO turns CLEAR, you’ll be well out of here.

If you’re looking to rhyme a song, don’t end a line with either “orange” or “silver” — neither one has an English rhyming word.

Construct your song so the end-words are things like “June”, “Moon”, “Croon”, “Tune”, “Harpoon” and “Spitoon”.

Well, maybe not Harpoon and Spitoon, but the other words are good. “Loon” “Soon” and “Dune” will also work. Continue reading

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The Perfect Companion for your SuperBeacon!

That’s right. No photo. Dammit, I just created the most amazing invention, The Mood-Altering Total Relaxation Collar, using my special handmade fast-reaction mood beads.

I have no photo of it, so I can’t post a photo of it. Bummer.

I know what you’re going to say. “Why not point your cell phone at the thing and post the .jpg on facebook or something.”, and I couldn’t agree more. It’s totally reasonable, except that I have no cell phone, and I wouldn’t know how to use one if I did, which I wouldn’t.

I don’t like cell phones, iPads, iPhones or computers in general, and it’s not just what they end up doing to rid themselves of the mass of humanity that clings to the surface of this little mudball of a tiny little rocky planet, third from the sun.

So forget the cell phone solution. It’s just not in the cards. Do your best to visualize it. Continue reading

Take the Copper Challenge

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Normal Blue Emo-Indicators are sparked by Ancient Style Copper Hedgehog Beads.

NORMAL BLUE MEDITATION BRACELET KIT — $49.95

The EMO INDICATOR beads turn colors when worn. Many years ago, a primitive version of this bead was called a “Mood Ring”. The space-age materials used now are very much lighter and more resistant to wear. NORMAL BLUE is a meditation device attuned to the Schumann Harmonic. Keep in the Blue and enjoy Deep Meditation & Infinite Harmony. Here’s how to construct your Normal Blue Meditation Bracelet: Continue reading