Yep, you read it right. Over the past few months, I’ve gotten swamped by requests for some sort of iPhone iPad Android Blackberry & other sorts of smartphone apps, and mostly what’s wanted are readings, prayers, invocations, help sections for crises, healing readings, that sort of thing…Up until now, I didn’t have the means of delivery, nor did I have the time to devote to mastering a new set of Laws of Physics, Chemistry and Math, as it were. I’ve posted a sample vid of one possible release; the final release may or may not look exactly like the example, but it’ll be something close to it.
Ever See an Elephant Fly???
Looking for any evidence of the existence of my friend and former partner in my animation company circa 1964, animator Jim Carmichael, who came from Disney and Gamma studios, and with whom I worked on a test soundtrack for the very first Bullwinkle pilot film Continue reading
Beatles on Ed Sullivan 1st is an Urban Legend
It’s a popular legend that Ed Sullivan introduced the Beatles on American TV — I was backstage for reasons I’ve explained in several dozen Talks of the Month. The Sullivan story is simply not true; Jack Paar beat him to it by months, but Sullivan’s publicity people beat the hell out of Jack Paar’s publicity people. It is true that the Jack Paar appearance was on film, taken in the UK, and the Sullivan appearance was live, but at the time, there was little technical difference between the two — the real difference was an adult audience that watched the film siliently, and a bunch of wild hysterical screaming girls (and a few guys) having public orgasms to the point that you couldn’t hear the music. Even the Beatles couldn’t hear themselves, which they mentioned several times afterward. Actually, the Very First Appearances of the Beatles on American TV predated BOTH variety & talk show dates. Here’s the video to prove my thesis:
It Don’t Take Much
Here you have it; proof positive that intelligent life does not yet exist on Earth. This stunningly pretty ditherhead — on some pharmaceutical that tends to slur speech and scramble the brains like three jumbo eggs in heavily buttered frying pan — made a video that garnered 1.3 million views, and rising … I’ll bet you can’t sit through the whole thing without laughing at least once. I tend to stare at the whole Vampira-like effect with awe and admiration at this plucky youngster, with nothing more to worry about than the cost of a peroxide rinse.
http://youtu.be/gva5noF8Clo
Your Games Review
Well, I spent some time going through the levels made by Level 1 students…the ones who actually turned in their homework, that is. It’s never too late, and one single level is better than no levels at all. If you can do all ten, that’s great. If not, send in what you can, it’s totally ok!!! Now, then…about your games:
Fred Katz Redux
The first thing you’re going to ask is, “How come I don’t know about this guy, Fred Katz???” Personnel on this 1958 breakthrough album include Buddy Collette on flute, Billy Bean on guitar, Don Fagerquist on trumpet, Bob Enevoldsen on trombone, Jack Constanzo and Larry Bunker on percussion, Oscar-winning composer John Williams on piano. So how come you didn’t know about this incredible history-making album until now???
The obvious answer is, Fred Katz didn’t want you to know until now. Fred Katz is, like myself, a rather outspoken visitor from another dimension. He is nominally viewed as a Jewish Mystic, and is a high-school dropout anthropology professor at Cal State Fullerton, and an accomplished artist and musician at the very crux of creation, the edge of the event-horizon of jazz — he invented the jazz cello … but there’s more to the story than that … much, much more. Continue reading
Word of Web
http://youtu.be/YamDoDK71Ds
Now that I have your attention…
Word of Mouth has been the primary cause of sales of product and services, for at least for as long as I’ve seen it in action, which is something on the order of just under 8,000 years of human history, along with a few dozen centuries of “othernesses,” who came along just before homo sap took over the planet…temporarily, according to the predictions of some of my “not from around here” friends. Men in Black had it almost right, but the alien plot is even more dastardly and fiendish than anyone thought possible. I’ll explain… Continue reading
Animal Shelter
http://youtu.be/Oqa9J0AsTO0
This animal shelter video game is … well, to be generous, good in conception and crapola in execution. I can do much, much better to create a game that encourages people to adopt unwanted and abandoned pets, and to treat animals — including bipeds — a lot better. I’d need development money, about $300,000, for animators and programmers to make it happen, but it’s well within reach, and could, if it’s made right, be a blockbuster runaway viral video game! Any takers?
Go-Go Gone Ga-Ga
There’s a certain “look” to dancing these days that disallows one to stray from the path of the Orthodox Dance of the Day, but actually, it’s always been that way. These girls have to work very hard at their craft, which clearly, from the moves used in the dance, involves attracting sex partners, object… possible relationship. Continue reading
Is it Pool??? Or Billiards???
You’ll have to spend a bit of extra effort determining the nature of the table-game. If you’ve been haunting pool halls and billard parlors of late, you’ll know what I mean. If you watch attentively, you’ll note that there is a clearly evident absence of that tell-tale solid red ball. You see cue balls galore, but no solid red ball. Also note that she is not putting english on the ball…it’s going directly into the hole, not really the idea. She makes a better senior cougar than a pool shark.