Lucinda Chandler on a Swing 1959 — photo with prewar Leica iii-c by ej gold
I got sunshine on a Sunday afternoon, and that’s why I’m groovin’, get it? Sigh. Mebbe it’s been too many years since the Summer of Love. Enough about the Summer of Love, take my wife, please. Let’s talk about groovin’ as a basic technique for changing your life.
When I go, I want to go in my sleep, like my grampa, not screaming and freaking out, like his passengers.
In testing at this very moment is “Burnout”. We all know it very well; you’re a mystery writer, and you can’t stare another murder in the face. You’re an accountant and the sight of a number in a stack of gas station prices sends you into overwhelm. You’re a mom, and the thought of getting up from the couch where you’re slumped in total exhaustion is so impossible, you just sit and stare. Burnout. At home, you can deal with it or not. At work, you have to deal with it or lose your job. Got Burnout? Try Burnout, you’ll like it. Energized and revitalized, you’ll go back to work and like it.
See You At The Top!!!
gorby
You can put a lot of swag into your window-dressing and say that Spirit only addresses Spirit, that nothing can be or should be done about one’s personal life. I say that’s total Urban Legend. Nobody of any great spiritual stature of any kind ever said anything like that. In spite of tales of starving holy men, it’s not necessary to punish your body to feed the spirit. There is a median path, the Prosperity Path. Get exactly what you need to fulfill your life and earn the skills and knowledge to take on the higher responsibilities that come with spiritual evolution; you need no more, and I can prove it to you. You needed no more than you had to get where you are now. QED.
With that in mind — On the Drawing Board for this week at the Orb Factory:
I use color & radiation in the Orbs. Sure, if you’re thinking of Spiritual Therapy, you’d be right in calling Prosperity Path a Color Therapy System…sort of. Well, “sort of”, because it’s not exactly color. Color is…it’s…um…well, color is local. It’s what the item isn’t, vibrationally speaking. The way color works is that it’s the resultant reflection of every color except what the item isn’t, so naturally it looks as if it is. See? It’s all very simple, even a four-year old can understand it. Unfortunately, adults have a problem with color and radiation, so it’s harder to explain. Lemme take another run at it:
In each and every Orb are a large number of invocational tools, most of which will already be familiar to any meditator; candles, bundles of incense, incense burners, candle holders, zafu cushions, beads, statues, prayer flags & banners, singing bowls, malas, hand gongs, damaru and other ritual drums, drum brocades, bronze dorjes & phurbas, chimes, string bells, prayer wheels, altar bells, gold figurines, magic mirrors, light-catchers, shakers, rattles, windchimes, dreamcatchers, boxes, gourds, chests…
Donna, Player’s Ring Theatre Dressing Room 1967 — ej gold
I’d like to take a moment of your time to explain how the Radiant Beauty Orb can make your butt look great in jeans and give you a bigger, firmer, more shapely bosom within five minutes, and it will give you results the very first time you use it. Here’s how it works:
I sure don’t want to talk about rape; it makes me uncomfortable and even uncustomarily angry, although I know the animal instincts that cause it and the social conditioning that encourages it and makes it the most common criminal act in our society. Please read on, even if it makes you uncomfortable.
Time was, if you wanted to create an Affirmation, Prayer, Blessing, Visualization, Purpose or Goal, you had to figure out how to do it or find a book somewhere that told you how. These days, you can find stuff on the internet but because everyone’s a publisher, there are no filters on the information, so there’s a lot more crap out there than there used to be. With Prosperity Path, all the stuff you’d have to learn over a period of three decades or more is automatically done for you as you pass through the Orb. All you have to do is motivate yourself through, like a self-propelled, but otherwise automatic car-wash.
Human Rebirth — yes, it’s an issue. You don’t want to slip down into animal rebirths, but you might if you don’t take immediate and powerful steps to avoid it. Human Rebirth is far better than animal rebirth, and it’s only a 99 cent download fee to “Payloads”. Normally, if you attend a Black, Yellow, Blue or Red Hat Ceremony for the same purpose, it’s a whalloping $35 initiation fee, and you have to sit in a crowd of several thousand to get the million-dollar discount. Human Rebirth Insurance offers one the opportunity to work out In-Game Personal and Team Karma, to do work for others, and to perform higher orders of tasks and good works within the Scope of The Great Work, but don’t take my word for it, check it out with your local gurus, then download “Human Rebirth”. Life as a Dog? Who needs a biscuit? Human Rebirth Insurance is 100% Guaranteed! Present the Orb in your Next Life for your very own complimentary Free Download of “My Rebirth Sucked”, if unsatisfied with results. If it really sucked, and you end up as a dog, you get a lifetime supply of Alpo.
See You At The Top!!!
gorby