Despacito in Pseudo-Klingon

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3q47pnSW1zk&t=41s

Yeah, I’m making it up, it’s all in the wrist, doing what used to be called “Doubletalk”, where you imitate the general effect, rhythm and pacing of any language, more or less invisibly except that it’s total gibberish. I don’t speak Klingon, but I do have Klingon blood, according to my DNA results, so I guess I qualify as a Klingon vocalist, eh???

Please note that I have taken extreme liberties to exploit the famous song title, “Despacito”, and there, I’ve done it again, because I mentioned Despacito, which means that the spiders that look at this page and decide if it’s spammish or not will probably think I’m really talking about Despacito, when in fact, I’m actually talking about doubletalk, not Despacito — did you get that???

Notice the various liberties and stretches in this thing — it may or may not pass the smell test, but here it goes, into the atmosphere — there, it’s been launched on youtube, like a message in a bottle, with about as much chance of success as a message in a bottle on an ocean with thousands of miles of ocean and just a few miles of beach on which to land.

See You At The Top!!!

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Youtube Marketing

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpbXVKLQceY

This video garnered some 14,000 views, and it had ZERO marketing on it until just the other day! How about that for a story? And it’s even easier when you put in all the barbs and hooks that you should be putting in. Not adding the hashtags, ordinary tags and key words is like playing Diablo II without a Merc — it’s just plain stupid to play without a Merc. Continue reading →

Video Marketing

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Here are some examples of video marketing, in this case, on youtube, which provides a FREE outlet for your economic frustrations!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2HwpTlUXWA

This video has only been up since yesterday, and the auction closes this morning, so the number of views won’t be significant in this case, but it is a good example of direct video marketing, where the video is actually a sales presentation in full sound and color, giving you a chance to make your case for persuasion. Continue reading →

Social Media Exploitation

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This video has garnered 259,000 views, a quarter of a MILLION people have seen it! It’s a simple gimmick — use a joke as your script, and get the machine voice to tell the story!

I was looking for a word that means more or less the same thing as “weaponizing”, but I didn’t want to militarize the idea or to make it violent, because it’s not, it’s just simply exploiting, obsessively looking for openings, weaknesses, sensitivities.

I had other words for “exploitation”, but none of them were acceptable in modern language, what with all the “weaponizing” and such going on, but “exploitation” seems to fit the bill all right — it means to take advantage, to be opportunistic in the extreme, and that’s exactly what’s intended here.

If you’re taking my social media marketing course for the first time — and many folks repeat it just to catch the extras, because the course is very concentrated — you need to know that the heart of all marketing is reaching new faces every day.

That task is not all that easy in today’s corrupted communications world. By “corrupted” I mean all the slash and burn advertisements that pop into your face as you browse or study a page online.

The continual onslaught of commercial chatter into your private thinking space makes real thought impossible, and distraction the order of the day. Continue reading →

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Learn This Lesson Well!

I’m going to post here a number of youtube videos that I have up on one or more of my channels. You have very little time to master this idea, but I’d suggest you get a start on it, because the means to handle these things is soon going to vanish from the face of the earth. There’s more chaos coming from Washington every day now, and it’s not over!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivNW0_aphGc&feature=youtu.be

For well over a decade now, I’ve made all sorts of youtube videos, thousands of them, and they haven’t let me down — they’ve garnered some 8 MILLION views between all 20 or so channels of video lore, but listen, that’s not important right now. What is important is that you try to understand what I’m going to explain to you now: Continue reading →

A Remedy For FEAR!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpLuDcU-vvM&t=48s

Fear is Your Friend

Sure, there’s a remedy for fear — actually, several. One is to ignore the fear, just carry on as if that crippling debility wasn’t happening. Another way to deal with fear is to confront it. Still another method of handling fear is to overcome it.

I recommend none of the above. Fear is a wild animal, to be tamed but never civilized. There is really only one way to handle fear, and that is to thoroughly master it, make it yours, own it.

The best way to own something is to actually own it.

Oh, I know that sounds ridiculously self-evident, but it isn’t, and you mustn’t dismiss it with a toss of the head, especially if you have no neck.

That condition is not as rare as you might think. If you travel 1 mile over the speed limit anywhere even somewhat rural, and you’ll run into law officers, generally named “Bubba”, and they have no neck, as the Ghostbusters described the New York official. But what about fear??? Continue reading →

#MoscowMitch Moscow Mitch Protest Song

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Moscow Mitch, Moscow Mitch, He’s just another Putin’s Bitch,
And it’s kill the bill, kill the bill. He’s not been a patriot and never will.
Moscow Mitch is a mighty mean man, Won’t keep the Russians off of our voting hand.
Moscow Mitch, up on a hill, Pickin’ his nose with a hundred-dollar bill.
Moscow Mitch took a wife, She’s immigrated, but she don’t live the life.
Goin’ north, east south and west, Paper ballots stickin’ out of my vest.
Buy me a stick as long as my arm, Vote in the Senate to drop the bomb.
Got a vote in the Senate gonna give them pain, I can’t miss ’cause I got dead aim.
Moscow Mitch, he ain’t so bad, Whupped his mama, beat up his dad.
Early one morning, standing in the rain Round the bend come a long freight train.
Moscow Mitch, Moscow Mitch, He’s just another Putin’s bitch.
He’s just Putin’s little Senate bitch, that’s what’s become of Moscow Mitch.

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LeslieAnn Roasts Mark Meadows

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So how in the world do you pull off something like this? Just hours after the news broke and the Mark Meadows scandal, which I’ll explain momentarily, hit the shit.

First of all, you’ve got to have a concept. In this case, it’s a simple matter — Cummings had Meadows’ back instantly at great personal risk. He stood up for Meadows when he was called a racist, which by the way, he emphatically is, and I can prove it. Continue reading →