YOU WIN!!!

 

 

Not only can you buy a 3 oz. tin of drink mix on my wholesale pages on zazzle, but you can also buy the 7 ounce tin, which I wasn’t going to introduce at all, but here it is, delivered by zazzle! The price of the 3 ounce tin is $6.40 apiece, and the large 7 ounce tin is only $8.40!

Hey, a major breakthrough came through last night, thanks to my friend, Marketing Angel Archangel Zadkiel, who suggested this rather novel and eminently workable scheme, in which I list hundreds of buyable wholesale-priced — that’s $6.40 a tin — products, at the base wholesale price, disregarding the fact that I get a lousy quarter for each item in the bargain, but before you sigh out of pity, let me explain:

The Wholesale Hustle

Okay what the hell is a wholesale hustle? I really don’t know, but it had such a mellifluous ring to it that I could hardly refuse to duly exercise my digits accordingly to bring this concept to type. In short, the title is itself a hustle to get you interested, and me whipped into a frenzy of explanation to help you over the few higher hurdles of POD Marketing.

First of all, I’ve spent the past several days feverishly — some would say haphazardly, but they’d be wrong — working out the math on the wholesale end of the drink powders, which is all I’m going for, at the moment.

What I wanted to do was make hundreds or thousands of package and label designs, and yet have the luxury of not having to actually order the items and store them, let alone pay for them.

I developed a line of interesting drink packages both iced and hot, and made hundreds of designs, all of which work, but you can’t see, so you can’t order them, and I can’t make that happen without a great deal of personal effort and a lot of time that I really can’t spare. Continue reading →

Tea Tasting Ceremony

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This is a short exposition on the Tea Tasting Ceremony, which has its public expression in our Prosperity Path Tea Tasting Rooms and Tea Tasting Parties.

This dissertation is more or less for my circle of friends, hoping that you will be able to use these ideas to get yourself going and make a little money on the side for those workshops you’ve been wanting to take!

Don’t forget that all the items carry Blessings!!!

Now, don’t get scared. If you want to get a sixpack carton of stuff for wholesale at $50 apiece, keep on reading, I got ’em down there below a few paragraphs or so. Meanwhile, let’s consider possible full-time occupation operations with these fabulous merchandising puppies.

They lend themselves to fund-raising, but you can use them for parties, and even set up a fresh fruit and coffee tea and cocoa stand somewhere as a pop-up marketing device — there are tons of ways to use these!!!

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Grass Valley Tours

 

Imagine a shop in the middle of Historial ’49er Gold Rush town, Grass Valley, California — and the name of the shop is actually “GrassValleyTours.Com”, same as the address line on the website, which I own.

Okay, now put a BUNCH of Souvenir items, all sorts of things that might relate to Grass Valley either by virtue of being some sort of Gold Rush or Gold Country image, or by being an object that can be associated with Grass Valley history, Gold Rush history or California history.

This can easily include haunted houses and a tour of strange and unusual places in the town, plus places and events of interest, particularly annual events.

Get out in the middle of town during a LIGHT rainfall, when the street is very, very wet, and the lights glow in the early dawn light.

Get some GREAT shots, being careful to have someone actually hold a large, wide umbrella over your head while you concentrate on getting the great photo. Continue reading →

Working With Distraction

 

 

One of the things Donald Trump would definitely never become aware of is the general effect of his hysteria and rumpus-room tantrums. With his ugly pig-face in the media ALL the time, 24/7/365, there is no getting away from him and his evil minions.

When government is working normally and well, citizens aren’t running in the streets in protest every few days, calling for impeachment or worse.

Government is NOT working well, therefore we have a situation where it’s virtually impossible to concentrate on your work every minute of every work hour of every work day.

You HAVE to be able to concentrate. Trump doesn’t. Continue reading →

Escape Planet Trump Today



You can escape from Planet Trump right now, today, if you really feel the pressure, and if you haveĀ  an ounce of intelligence, you will be feeling the pressure right about now, from the anti-intellectual crowd.

They mean you no good. There’s no help or hope from Congress — they’re too hungry for votes and too concerned about their own welfare to do anything to stop the Holy Terror from lashing out anymore.

The punishment continues unabated, with no hope of an end to the misery and suffering to the Constitution and the American values we thought were guaranteed, but they’re clearly not. Continue reading →

$1 Million Dollars From Freedom

“Which POD site is best for me?” is the current Question of the Day, apart from the other Questions of the Day, such as, “Is this it?” and “Did They Get Me Yet???”.

To eliminate the worry, just take refuge in the certain thought that eventually, they will, and the fact that they pay the price is no compensation to the victims, which is us. Trump is not the enemy, nor is he the problem. It’s greedy Senators, hungry for votes.

Never mind all that. Forget it. Totally wipe it out of your attention-frame. Stop watching the news, stop listening to the rumors. Just ignore it, until it overwhelms you and destroys you.

The alternative to waiting for the Big Crunch is to DO something to lift yourself out of your present very helpless — and very very vulnerable — condition.

So back we go to our original premise — “Which POD site is best for me?” Continue reading →

Paint All Over Me Update


DESIGNER SHEET GHOST COSTUMES FOR HALLOWEEN

Yes, it’s true — I’ve posted over 2,000 items on PAOM over the past three days, and it’s not showing any signs of slowing down. My basic aim — strategy, if you will — is to organize my designs into groupings of single items, such as “Cotton Bathrobe” or “Gold Movements Performance Costume” or “Foggy Day Trenchcoat”, then I show typically either 8 across in two rows with a total of three pages to cover all 24 print patterns.

However…

There are mitigating circumstances where I emphatically don’t do that — examples are the Sumerian grouping, which is basically everything they offer, with a single pattern on all of them. There are 16 pages of this stuff, each page is full of things, so it’s hundreds of items in all, with a common theme, the same print design on all of them. This gives you a chance to compare the silhouettes of all the items they offer — I don’t expect to actually sell from this grouping, but you never know. Continue reading →

LRS Labyrinth Readers Society Catalog

 

Well, it’s by no means complete — only 121 items so far, but I’m working to get other things done at the same time, so it’s slower than I’d like, but I did manage to get these items up in a single night, thus illustrating how easy it would be to produce a wedding or other event in zazzle, and that’s money in the bank, if you know how to hustle. Continue reading →

Free Trump Comedy Roast!!!

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Here’s a FREE comedy roast I put together just for you. It will help with the pain, believe me. Laughter is the Best Medicine, so they say. That’s fortunate, because it’s the only medical procedure covered by my current healthcare plan. I kept the gags pretty tame — I have the ability to make slashingly biting comments, but choose not to go there.

Keep in mind that you’re gonna have to use these gags really soon. Trump won’t last the year, I’m guessing, so book your comedy gigs early and work up an act featuring Pence, or you won’t be working standup comedy gigs next year, is my prediction.

Today, Trump. Tomorrow, Steve “Suckass” Bannon — he’s a private citizen now, so we can truly go to town on him! He thinks HE has weapons in the keyboard? What a maroon. He never came up against me, or anything remotely like me, but he’s in my radar now.

In the Bardos, he’s hamburger. Without further ado, here is the FREE comedy routine, which took me the better part of two days to whittle down to this size.

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Illegitimati Non-Carborundum!

It’s kinda nice & quiet after dark here in the Mortuary. Wish You Were Here!

“Illegitimati Non-Carborundum. Never let the bastards grind you down”.

That was my Dad Horace’s advice back in 1957, when the civil rights stuff was starting to get fired up and ready for prime-time.

The hate groups have never been covered by the press, not ever. Fear? No, not fear, just no interest from a public that had no direct experience of hatred, intolerance and racism.

Not pointing any fingers, but there was just no interest. Now that blood has been drawn, and Trump has revealed his racist nature for the world to see, even YOU can see it coming down the pike, and it isn’t good.

You’re right in the path of stampeding cattle, and there seems to be no way out. Doesn’t that sort of remind you of “Pig & Horse” just a little?

It shouldn’t surprise you to learn that the solution to “Pig & Horse” is essential the solution for this time-frame, where white supremacists take control of the government temporarily.

Putin walks right in on top of them. So What? Big deal. This is not my planet, monkey-boy. Continue reading →