What is Poetry?

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Couple months ago, upon a visitation occasion, I was told that several folks had offered poetry pieces in connection with the poet’s center in the Ashram, and I merely suggested, “why not get a book together?”. Well, apparently, some folks took me seriously, and they did just that, wrote, directed, co-operated and put together a book of poetry, and they’d like me to write an introduction. Here goes:

What is poetry? No two people will give you the same answer, and the same person can give you two or more answers per lifetime. Poetry changes as form and public taste go through the usual tidal high-hemline, low-hemline ebb and flow.

Today, poetry has no boundaries, no specific form or meter, no particular rules or regulations — just about anything that’s labeled “poetry” has a chance of acceptance in this non-literary literary climate, if such a thing is possible. But poetry actually does have a very specific meaning and significance if we understand what poetry is and where it came from… Here’s what happened:

It was the fifth year of the reign of Nebuchadnezzar…no, make that the fourth year of his reign… and I was determined to write down something, something really, really important, something I did not want to forget in the misty passages of time. No problem, I had a scribe at hand and I myself could read and write about 200 words in cuneiform, a handy tool if you need to jot something down back in the day.

Still, not everything  could be written down, and few people there were who could read what someone had written, either in stone, on wood or beaten fibres. Up ’til then, when I wanted to write anything down, I had to use carbon or sepia on a cave wall to express my inner self.

The thing was, everything at that time, except business transactions, grain storage and kingly messages, had to be delivered in some sort of oral tradition. That’s why the early Christian doctrine was crammed into the easily understandable and memorizable “catechism”.

Beowulf was a poem in its original half-Dane, and I’ve given performances of it in the original delivery style, which was chanted, sung in a five-tone melody. It’s easier to memorize things if they’re a song. You know dozens of songs that I’ll bet you never “decided” to memorize — you just plain know them by heart because you happened to memorize them automatically, without your consent, as it were. We’ll be talking more about automatic memory sometime soon.

You want a gang of semi-moronic, slightly or heavily neurotic and self-consumed but thoroughly illiterate idiots to memorize the lines of your incredibly well-written play? No problem, Bill, just write the stuff out in Iambic Pentameter and put it to song, and they’ll pop every line just like clockwork.

And that’s why Shakespeare’s works are all in iambic pentameter and they have rhyme and rhythm and shiver and shake. In short, the way Shakespeare wrote encourages memorization and makes it far easier to load in many pages of dialogue into the old brain.

Alliteration and onomatopoeia often help to smooth out the rough edges; all the Shakespearean actor need do once the lines are memorized in doggerel style is to break them up and make the lines sound natural and sensible.

Oral tradition is just that, meaning that oral is oral is oral, to paraphrase my strange aunt, speaking of poetry and poetry and yes, she said, yes, yes, poetry to paraphrase my aunt, my taunt, my goodness have i strayed into the world of ee cummings i think i have o my.

Whew, I’m okay now, but that was a close call.

Poetry, like art, is what you can get away with. Before you go cynical on me, let me explain; the public is your real test as an artist of any kind, not your family, not your friends, but people you don’t know, who don’t know you or care who or what you are, until they’ve read your poetry, get me?

Songs are poetry, too.

So are long stories and expositional things like J.R.R. Tolkien — when you remove all the flowery and declamatory environmental descriptive dialogue, you’re left with what they had to film in the movies — hobbits enter woods, hobbits wander on path, hobbits encounter orcs, hobbits eat food. It leaves so much to the imagination that there’s no room for a book, too.

But lookit, take out the rhyme, the meter, the existential squeeze of plenty into slender and bountiful into fashionistae, and whattaya got??? Poetry.

Take it from me, the only way out is, indeed, the way through. Like jazz, poetry starts together and ends together, but whatever happens in-between, that’s jazz.

If that isn’t a perfect description of the Between-Lives State, what is???

ej gold, grass valley california, 2014

 

 

 

 

 

 

PLC — Past Life Connectors — How To Use Them

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I’ve been employing PLCs for some time now in our training program, but if you haven’t yet completed your SuperBeacon Strapper Induction Course, you have no idea what it is to which I am referring, so I’ll explain:

Past Life Connectors are simple devices to hook you up with your past lives. Nothing could be simpler — these are high-density psychometric objects that existed in past civilizations, such as coins, scarabs, pendants, terra-cotta fragments and more, all very inexpensive items, as compared to complete sculptures, etc.

I find the hottest psychometrics at the lowest market price. The very cheapest are those that I found with my Kovak Metal Detector, but the number of self-found items is very low compared to the number of folks who want to obtain them, so I have raided my collection of bought items (mostly from 1972-1981) to get more of them out the door and into your hands for your Past Life Connections.

I’ll be showing some of the easier items to work with on live camera, this coming weekend. Watch for my eBay listings on insaneinvestor!

See You At The Top!!!

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Important Art Auction Update!!!

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This is an original signed Picasso copperplate etching. It’s one of many “Blue Chip” art pieces I sacrifice to bring people into an art auction. It makes no money for the charity, does nothing to help the finances, and must be replaced with something equally pricey for the next auction. It is strictly a “Loss Leader”, intended to attract an audience, and I’d frankly be happier without them, and I’ll tell you why:

First of all, nobody but an art dealer would know that these things are even for sale, and very few of them even have an inkling of what they’re worth, where to find them and how to authenticate them beyond doubt — you DON’T want returns.

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ART AUCTION NEWS

Controversy, distrust & skepticism have reared their ugly heads in relation to the charity art auctions. There is concern that they might be fake, might be overpriced, might be this and that…all the concerns of someone who is not familiar with the artworks available in the art market today, and that makes sense. Generally, nobody learns about this art history stuff either in school or afterward, and why should they? You merely pay an interior decorator to use that knowledge on your behalf. Paying someone else to know something is not new…ask any lawyer…if you can get a straight answer.

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There’s GOLD In Them Thar Hills!!!

Yep, we did it. Found this lovely placer mine, 40 stunningly beautiful acres, with a private driveway from Highway 49 right onto the property — most mines don’t have that.

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Here’s some gold gotten out by the previous owner.

Once in a while, you’ll get that rare nugget.

Hopefully, all will go well with the transaction. Total investment into the property will depend on what we do with it. Here’s what the seller has to say about it:
APPROXIMATE BORDERS NEAR ‘LINCOLN CREEK’ ON CALIFORNIAS’ GOLD-FAMOUS HIGHWAY 49..
THE CLAIM IS GORGEOUS AS IS THE REGION ALONG THE YUBA RIVER HERE..THERE ARE AT LEAST 3 USFS CAMPGROUNDS NEARBY (WITHIN 3 MILES) AND SEVERAL PRIVATE CAMPGROUNDS NEAR HERE. THERE IS A SMALL STORE AT ”BASSETTS”, CA FOR MOST BASIC SUPPLIES JUST A COUPLE OF MILES AWAY AS WELL..

THERE MAY BE OLD LODE MINES NEAR HERE, OR ON THE CLAIM.  YOU CAN BENEFIT FROM THE TAILINGS PILES LEFT BEHIND BY OUR PIONEER MINERS: BACK WHEN GOLD ONLY BROUGHT UNDER $20 PER CLEAN OUNCE, MUCH VERY GOOD ORE WOULD BE LEFT BEHIND OR USED AS FILL/ROAD PAVEMENT BY THE EARLY MINERS WHO HAD TO DECIDE TO TRANSPORT (BY MULE OR HORSE-DRAWN WAGONS, MOSTLY), ONLY THE VERY HIGHEST-GRADE ORE. NOWADAYS, AT OVER $1300.00 PER OUNCE, MUCH OF THE LEFT-BEHIND ”TAILINGS” ARE NOW VERY MUCH WORTH INVESTIGATING AND ARE QUITE RICH..ALSO, SEARCH FOR COLLECTABLE ITEMS LEFT BEHIND A HUNDRED YEARS AGO, LIKE PATENT MEDICINE BOTTLES AND EARLY (AND SOMETIMES QUITE INTERESTING) TOOLS..

THERE’S A VERY HIGH INCIDENCE OF GOLD RECOVERY HERE IN THE YUBA RIVER: YOU WON’T FIND ANYTHING IF YOU DON’T SADDLE UP & GO, MAY AS WELL GET THOSE NUGEETS AND GOLDEN MEMORIES INTO YOUR POCKETS. GOLD IS STILL SKY-HIGH RIGHT NOW: LAST TIME I LOOKED, THE PRICE OF GOLD WAS ACTUALLY HIGHER THAN PLATINUM!! (I CANNOT REMEMBER EVER SEEING THAT BEFORE..) DIG, SLUICE, DIG SOME MORE – BEDROCK IS THE WORD, PICK SPOTS WHERE THE WATER MIGHT HAVE SLOWED A BIT DURING SPRINGTIME HIGH WATERFLOW AND WHERE BEDROCK ISN’T TOO DEEP – GET DOWN TO THE ROCK & DON’T FORGET TO CREVICE!! YOU’LL BEGIN TO NOTICE TRENDS, HIT STREAKS & PRETTY SOON YOU’LL GET THE HANG OF IT & YOU’LL NOT WASTE TIME IN DRY HOLES ANYMORE..IT’S UP TO YOU HOW MUCH TIME YOU WANT TO INVEST IN THE MINE, BUT AS A RULE: THE MORE YOU WORK IT, THE BETTER YOUR SKILLS AND THE MORE GOLD YOU ARE GOING TO RECOVER TO PAY FOR THE CLAIM, THE GAS & SUPPLIES, THE TOOLS & EQUIPMENT. BUT THE EXCITEMENT OF FINDING REAL, CHUNKY GOLD ON YOUR VERY OWN MINING CLAIM CANNOT EASILY BE DESCRIBED: AKIN TO CATCHING A REALLY BIG FISH, EVERY NUGGET – BIG OR SMALL – THAT YOU RECOVER IN YOUR PROSPECTING IS…MONEY IN YOUR POCKETS!

So, that’s the story. Get ready to pack up and high-tail it out here. You can camp there while you’re gold-hunting, and the river runs all year long. There are many old mines to be found, and it’s a whalloping 40 acres of beautiful land, lots of campground, great for all of our workshops and wilderness retreats, eh?

We’ll need a few more bucks because it is a placer mine — we’re equipped for mucking out a cemented-gravel tertiary channel with a lava cap, so we will need other gear, which we’ll get. We can work the mine as of today. One word of caution, if you’re thinking of staying there year-round…the road closes for several months each year. You’d have to eat squirrel stew and hope the Donner Party isn’t just down the road from you. It’s at a high altitude and is just below the Mother Lode, so gold finds in that area tend to be very, very rich.

See You At The Top!!!

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Meltdown City

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I’m kinda busy right now, too busy to do anything but this one job — I’m right in the middle of sorting out the hundreds of 18k and 24k gold jewelry items I made back in the day when I could do that sort of thing. I’m planning on doing a meltdown of all the unsold gold items and then selling the melted gold at the gold melt price. This includes many amulets, solid 24k gold repousse works and all manner of solid 18k gold wire items, many Rumi hearts, etc.

Why am I doing this? Because gold is $1300 an ounce, which makes it totally unaffordable even to the very rich. My jeweler friends tell me that they haven’t sold anything but wedding sets for the past 10 years, and that at $35 an ounce, silver is hard to sell, too.

The fact is that high-grade 18k and 14k gold jewelry — the kind I used to sell through Isis Gallery on Rodeo Drive — just isn’t selling anymore, and won’t again in my lifetime, at least not as personal jewelry. So, it’s time for my jewelry collection to go into the melting pot. My silver rings will soon join the gold, and when the time is right, I’ll melt down the copper rings, necklaces & bracelets, too.

See You At The Top!!!

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Androids on the March

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Map of First Level in new game “X” — to find out what the game is and more about how to participate in the experiment, tune in to the Inner Circle Workshop (ICW) tomorrow at 6:30 am PDT or wait until someone tells you about it later.

Each of my mobile app games has 25 active levels. Claude has given me tons of great resources that work incredibly well in this tiny gaming environment. It’s easy to see detail in there, because there is none. It’s broad-stroke city, folks. Here’s an example of a screen:

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This should be about the actual size of your mobile app screen, if I’ve calculated correctly. As I said, there are 25 levels, and each level is crammed with excitement and challenge. I’ve spent the past 6-7 weeks on an average of 10-16 hours a day, totally and unremittingly  dedicated to getting these mobile app games out there, and Claude has been chipping away at the brick wall that is the computer programming field, looking for solutions to online problems, such as sound, which we don’t yet have, but are close to working out. You’ll soon see why I’ve been delving at this, getting my level editing skills back up where they were 3 years ago, when we had to dump the project because the software wasn’t there yet to allow us to slip one of our games into the right “enrobement” for the app stores.

See You At The Top!!!

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How to Raise Money for the Ashram

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I am not an accountant, never was — failed math miserably — and I do NOT know tax law or what you or someone else might be entitled to. What I say below is a compendium of my best guesses. When it comes to art, that’s when I can say I’m an expert and mean it.

How to raise money for the ashram when you don’t have any money yourself? Easy as pie. Organize a Charity Art Auction. We can offer a broad range of ORIGINAL artwork from Rembrandt to Hockney, and of course we always have a large supply of local artists from our Grass Valley Graphics Group. Artists receive an honorarium — no donations from the already poor enough, thank you — and artwork from vendors are charged against the sale. Donated artwork would be exempt from this deduction off the auction sale price, thusly:

A 17th century Rembrandt which has been offered by a third party vendor at the wholesale price of $4500, which then sold in auction at $7,500, would realize a $3,000 profit to be split equally between the parties per specific agreements made prior to the auction. Keep in mind here that the retail value, the price paid in a gallery, could well be anywhere from $18,500 to $35,000 depending on the prestige of the gallery. Same piece in two different galleries could vary that much in retail price, yes. So the tax-deductable portion, less the actual retail value, for the donor is probably at best around $3,000 in this case.

Now let’s take a case of a large Leroy Neiman, the gallery price-tag is, let’s say, $190,000. No, I’m not kidding. So I would expect a donor to give at least double that in order to fully benefit the charitable intent of the auction, which is NOT to acquire cheap art because it’s a charity auction, but to give generously with the expectation of receiving a “thank you” gift in return.

Most charity auctions only put up junk, because it’s all donated art, which is, generally, junk art. Our auctions feature high-quality art pieces of the very finest degree. All our Blue-Chip Art pieces have pedigrees (called “provenance”, meaning “who owned it before you did”) and are subject to the most rigorous examination.

We ship artwork such as Rembrandts, Van Ostades and Renoirs directly to an IRS appraiser for appraisal and authentication guarantees. By law, we cannot pay for the appraisal, but you must have one anyway, and this is the best time to do that. Trust me, this is the only way to fly with valuable artwork.

I will also be offering Picasso, Chagall, Miro, Matisse and many more ORIGINAL works of art, mostly works on paper, some pencil-signed, some plate-signed. This haute coutoure will of course be peppered freely with Grass Valley Graphics Group and hundreds of donor artists and art donated by collectors.

The auctions will vary; at least one will be black-tie, and I’m hoping that FAXL will play some jazz favorites at the opening before the bidding. As at any Black Tie Auction, I plan to introduce our group of experts in various fields. As you know, David Franco is a graduate of not just book conservation and paper conservation, but of binding methods as well, so he gets to inspect the quality and binding of every rare antiquarian book we put up at auction.

I guess I’m elected as coin expert, and I’ll have a huge selection of Continentals, Early Federal, Lincoln Errors, Gold & Silver and more.

You can expect to see a variety of jewelry items, handmade goods and textiles. As we gather momentum, I’ll include saddle blankets and Tribal Weavings, rare Persian carpets and Tibetan bronzes and wooden masks.

I have a number of experts to help in the area of archaeology, but Claude Needham and I do most of the legwork. We have folks out there who can decipher Cuneiform and other early writing, so most of our work is done for us. We have the fun part, figuring out what in the world it is, and where it might have come from. With antiquities, even being present at the dig, you never know. I have a couple of Roman rings found at Amarna, because 1,300 years later, some Romans happened to stop there to fill their water jugs.

We’ll also have a variety of antiques; if you have some you’d like to donate, that’d be great, but don’t send it just yet, tell me about it first. We have enough backlog of material at the moment, at least in the art department, to last several auctions, but there, I’ve gone and done it…I plumb forgot to tell you how to raise money when you don’t have any.

You need to find a worthy, reliable, genuine and authentic, but most of all deserving, charity nearby. Find someone you can talk to. It’s best if you already know someone at the charity. Talk to them first. Tell them it’s about collab fundraising.

Collab Fundraising is getting more and more common. We often teamed up with Sierra Services for the Blind, Red Cross, 9-11 Fund and many local art services. The way it works best is, we provide the art and we host the live local audience at the tv studio; you provide the audience in your home venue.

Any winning bids from your venue will count for your charity. Winning bids from other venues or from our local bidders will not count for your charity. To win the charity donations, your group has to win the bids.

Your charity might prefer to be the only group bidding. That’s okay, but has to be specially arranged. It costs serious money to stage a live auction, and we can’t do it for two people who want bargain prices. You’ll need to gather at least 50 people who WANT to donate to charity in a fun and lastingly pleasant way.

One thing I can promise you; the audience will get a good dose of art history and a better view of what a work of art is and how it can enhance your life. Imagine the thrill of being able to donate an original Rembrandt to your favorite local museum! Many folks would love to do just that, but don’t know how. I plan to show ’em how to do it.

I have collected pieces and assembled them into important museum-grade collections, and you can do it, too, with a little help from your friends!

See You At The Top!!!

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Prefab Ceramic Shop

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I have a complete ceramics workshop with 3 large professional top-loader kilns, two professional grade slip tables and over 1,000 top-grade molds, almost all of which are now impossible to find anywhere at any price. I want to turn this into a profitable business once again. Here’s what I need in order to accomplish this:

A factory/showroom at about $650 per month. It would need a good electrical system to accommodate the kilns. I would also require a person or persons to run it and to do the firing, glazing, and selling. I would provide the expertise and know-how, plus all the tools, equipment and supplies necessary to get open and running, and would stop in from time to time to offer workshops and clinics. I can’t afford the time away from the GODD engine and the IMPACT engine to do anything else for the forseeable future, so a lot of the time you’d be on your own. If you pay the rent & electric & such for the shop, you should be willing to put the time in to actually be there for the customer. Don’t look to me for coverage. You’d have to have the funds to guarantee the term of the lease, whatever that might be. Value of the molds is incalculable — some were used for White House ceramics, and some, like the Yosemite Sam, are collector’s items beyond compare.

If you’d like to retail my ceramics in your neighborhood, speak up!!! I can only make so many of them, and what I make is all one of a kind. We will also produce workshop editions that others prepare from my designs, but mine are all one-offs, & they are hand-signed and priced according to how much I like the piece.

See You At The Top!!!

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