A New Kind of Podcast — KGOD DJ Shack —
WELCOME TO KGOD — THE STATION THAT MAKES IT
This is no ordinary broadcast.
This is transdimensional radio theater, hosted live on Zoom.
I’ll be playing the tracks — fully produced Hedra video MP4s, one after the next — and my job as AM radio jock is to bullshit through the outro into the intro.
No script? That’s right, no script. You make it up as you go along, and don’t worry, you’ll never say the same thing twice.
You’ll SEE the song title in the file name!
Everything else? You make it up on the spot!
Invent the name of the band — the sillier the better.
Name the album — again, the sillier the better.
Claim it was recorded on Saturn, in a basement full of mirrors, or while levitating, or something even more absurd.
Drop a surreal commercial.
Take a fake caller from Dimension 9.
Sell the station’s soul in 15 seconds or less.
You can jump in once, twice, or carry the vibe across the whole show — it’s entirely up to you — show your style and HAVE FUN. If you’re having fun, all is forgiven.
At the end, you’ll have experienced a one-of-a-kind transmission — you’ll never repeat it exactly the same, and if you want to perform the full show — all 20 Hedra video MP4s — as many times as you like, just download the show album video pack, and they’re yours to use in your DJ podcasts on zoom!
There are currently four different shows available.
One Goldback per 20 song show.
That’s it. You get the whole ride, but the patter is all up to you. Make your own vision happen — nothing is written.
Want to replay it? Host your own version. It’ll be different every time, no matter how carefully you plan it or script it.
Run a KGOD show in your living room, your coffee shop, your private spaceship or your workstation, with just a few friends — three or four is a good crowd. Do it now.
Each show becomes a collector’s drop — a radio relic from the edge of time.
If you’re looking for the music featured on these broadcasts, or doing a promotion, or to explore it some more:
You’ll find it all at:
https://www.idhhb.com/materials/music/
and also at:
https://faxlmusic.bandcamp.com/
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Examples of PATTER between outro and intro:
That one hit like déjà vu from a future you haven’t lived yet. Let’s keep going.
Coming up next, something that smells faintly of lightning and lemon verbena. You’ll see.
That was recorded in a hallway between lifetimes. Coming up — one they whispered into a seashell and mailed to God.
You’re still tuned to KGOD — either by accident or destiny. Either way, next track’s for you.
If that last one gave you chills, good. That means the antenna’s working. Here’s another.
We don’t do commercials unless they’re prophetic. So let this be your sign: the next one’s got answers in the bassline.
That track was sponsored by moonlight and mild regret. Next one? No regrets. Just resonance.
If your aura’s flickering, that’s normal. We’re entering the softer side of the spiral. Stay with us.
That song knew your name. This next one? It knows what you’re trying not to say.
You’re listening to KGOD, broadcasting from somewhere between a sigh and a starburst. Let’s glide into the next signal.
Don’t bother adjusting your frequency — it already adjusted you. Let’s drop into the next one.
That was one of those tracks that folds time. I think you’re ready for what’s next.
Recorded on a cassette made of amber and static. Coming up now — something stranger, and possibly older.
We’ve got more of those where that came from. In fact, here comes one now.
Still breathing? Good. You’ll need that for the next track.
That was astral dessert. Time for the main course.
You didn’t hear that. You remembered it. Now let’s move on.
That was a soul tune disguised as a love song. The next one’s a love song disguised as a transmission.
That track came with a warning label written in invisible ink. Lucky for you, you didn’t read it.
If you heard whispers during that one, don’t worry. They only follow you if you hum the chorus backward.
That last tune was brought to you by Ghost Toast™ — the breakfast that eats you.
I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my chair just levitated. Let’s keep going, maybe nobody will notice.
Here’s a fun fact: that song was originally recorded during a séance. The lyrics were dictated by a gentleman who died in 1873 B.C. Hey, up next …
You are still listening to KGOD. If you’re not, please return your ears to their original upright position.
That one made my aura twitch, how about you? Well, let’s see what the next one does.
The lights flickered during that last track. Either the spirits liked it… or someone didn’t pay their power bill this month.
If you smell ozone and roses, that’s normal. Just part of the next track’s side effects.
That tune made the ghost in my attic start doing jazz hands. She never dances for just anything.
We don’t summon things on this station, but sometimes they show up anyway. Like the next track.
That was a classic by the Screaming Lightbulbs. Up next, something even less comforting.
If your mirror just fogged up by itself, do not make eye contact with it. Just turn up the volume.
I was going to introduce the next track, but something in the corner just whispered “play it.” So… yeah. Let’s do that.
The next track is okay, unless you listen to it alone, at night, with the lights off and a doll nearby.
You ever get the feeling a song is watching you? Just me? Huh. Okay. Moving on.
This next tune is so haunted, we keep it in a salt circle between shows.
That last tune made the dog bark and the plants wilt. The sign of a true hit.
Keep your arms inside the soul at all times. The next track is… a little unstable.
If your shadow starts dancing during this one, don’t interrupt it. That’s just how it says thanks.
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Well, I might have known. The Bardo bus sorta snuck up on me there. Hop on!
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See You At The Top!!!
gorby