Surviving Nuclear War

murry the mummy
Murry the Mummy at the Hollywood Magical Mystery Museum, 1969

Surviving nuclear war is eminently possible unless you’re within a few feet of Ground Zero. You can certainly survive the initial burst of gamma radiation if you’re a few miles away — you’ll survive all right, but you aren’t going to like it, nor will you live for very long — not only because of radiation, but weather and crops and animal life along the chain. Most species will die out, especially humans, who are very dependent on crops and other earth-exploitations.

Still, survival is possible, if you happen to be in a clear area, but eventually the weather patterns will catch up with any short-term survivors.

Perhaps it’s best to go with the blast.

But don’t worry too much about Nuclear War, when Race War, Religious War, Gender Wars, Civil Wars and General Civil Unrest abound — war will be at the core of the 21st century, pretty much like the civil wars and bands of criminals that follow every collapse of organized civilization, bringing darkness and suppression for, generally, about six centuries.

Speaking of Christmas Marketing, golly whiz, I almost forget to mention my Christmas Gift Line, which I shall put together forthwith, that is to say, right now before your very eyes.

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Whatever Happened to What’s-His-Name???

 

Degas rare canceled incomplete plate “women in laundry”

Whatever happened to what-s-his-name??? Well, now, that’s always been one of those questions best left unanswered. In the meantime, while you’re waiting, let’s tackle the biggest problem in marketing, which can be summed up as “The JUNO Principle:

“What’s the sense trying to scare people if they can’t even see or hear you?”

See, that is the problem. You can have the best item in the world, the most attractive advertising and promotion, but if nobody sees you or your ads or your product, it’s as if you were a tree falling in the forest, and you can quote me on that. Continue reading

Hey, Looka This!

The Titan docked and completed an Ashram cruise this morning.

You can take a tour on the Titan for FREE, just by showing up, but enough about cruises on a fabulous yacht that I bought for under $50.00,  let’s take a look at the incredible tee-shirt collection I’ve made. You can peruse it merely by clicking on the hot-link below:

see my tee-shirt collection

Of course, we mustn’t neglect the tank-top department:

see the tank top department

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Do You Hear the Sirens?

Well, did you wake up dead? Speak up, I can’t quite hear you.

Yes, it’s getting to be THAT TIME again, when the sirens of the world will wail out “Take Cover”, but there is no cover for nuclear, and there’s no cure for “Stupid”.

So while we’re waiting for that final “All Clear” signal, let’s engage ourselves in some worthy work, along the “Blessings” line. My stuff is made to carry Blessings. If it can’t carry Blessings, I don’t use it, sell it or recommend it, and that includes you-know-what.

Those of you who don’t know what are already Blessed.

I had the idea that we could develop a line of badges that represented various ideas, something for my “ClickBait” collection on zazzle. Continue reading

Can You Sell This???

You’re about to enter into the greatest online marketing game on the internet!

It’s the new internet game show, “Can You Sell This???” The game tonight is to meet the marketing challenge on this page — that means to try to sell everything on the page at full retail. Ready to begin?

The way it works is you grab a screenshot of the items you want to sell, and use those screenshots to sell the item, maybe on your web page or social media outlet — don’t forget to mark it up double, to get your full retail.

This is a way that you can use a multi-million dollar inventory without putting a single penny out of pocket, and you can start your own online gift shop this way, without having to spend anything to get started, and you’ll have hundreds of items on the virtual shelves!

Here’s a two-inch square “Empty Classified Document Folder” button you ought to be able to sell at $5.99 retail, and for a while, everybody will know what your button means. After that, it’ll be a collectible. If you get into a jam and you need some extra cash, you might sell the button to the highest bidder.

see the Classified Documents Folder collection

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I’m Wondering…

Marvette is modeling the drippy dress, holding wall tapestry, and there’s more.

What I’m wondering about most this morning is, can I discover anything that a lot of people would like to buy at a comfortably low price? I don’t care to make money from it, just a lot of participation, that’s my goal, and I’m not looking for followers or subscribers, just a single simple participation, that’s all.

So what would it be that I could produce cheaply, and how would I — with no money and no influence and no social register whatever — get it in front of the faces of millions of eager buyers? Continue reading