TRADE is not a Money Thing

TRADE IS NOT A MONEY THING…

And with the Goldback, It’s Finally Possible Again

Trade is older than money, older than banks, even older than the myth that you need permission to live.

Before the dollar, before the stock market, there was you and me, and what we could offer one another in the way of a pig, a basket of corn, or a handful of exotic beads and shells. Continue reading

Gorby’s Sekrit Vault

Welcome to Gorby’s Sekrit Vault. It’s here that I’ll post a few items that I would ordinarily not be willing to sell, plus items that would normally be quite expensive, but because they are not for sale for dollars — they are ONLY offered for TRADE for goldbacks — they can be obtained at a very low bargain price, available only to my close friends here on my blog, and in our zoom meetings and, of course, our local nearby friends and households. Continue reading

Big Ugly Bill

Distraction Alert!

The thing is, all Trump wanted was something to do that would nail him into the driver’s seat on the Fourth of July, Independence Day, to make up for his birthday parade failure.

That big ugly bill—whatever its full monstrosity ends up being—will probably actually take some time to reach street-level impact. First comes the signing ritual, then the chest-thumping ritual, and then the media-baiting ritual.

After that, the bureaucratic gears begin to creak — with some resistance — into slow motion, and only then do the real-world effects start showing up in people’s mailboxes, wallets, courtrooms, or classrooms, and at that point, it’s too late.

The immediate fallout? Like you said—protests, talking heads shouting into the void, maybe some emergency fundraising emails (“WE MUST RESIST!!”), and a ton of hot takes on social media. The usual fireworks. Then nothing. Again. Continue reading

How to do it…

Wynton Marsalis & JazzArt Publicist Bev Korenwasser, painting by E.J. Gold.

Legacy Through Art: A Smart Gift with Lasting Impact

Buy It for the Gift, Not the Wall

You don’t have to like it. You don’t have to frame it. You don’t have to live with it.

Because this isn’t about decorating your home. It’s about shaping your legacy. Continue reading

They Voted Me Out of Existence

“HELP US, ZOMBIE GIRL! DONALD TRUMP IS NUTS!”

He not only IS nuts, he HAS nuts, according to the reports from his female employees, and now, thanks to my especially powerful, clever, and conveniently arranged “Shamanic Magic”, described below in detail, you can kick him in those very nuts, at least on the Astral Plane!

Listen, I warned you four decades ago that RONALD MCDONALD WAS NUTS. Continue reading

UFO Mosaic

🛸 LAYERS OF REALITY

1. Military Tech (Black Projects)

  • Stealth craft, surveillance drones, anti-grav prototypes.

  • Often explains triangle-shaped craft, silent flight, and odd radar returns.

  • Used for psychological warfare, misdirection, or just plain spooky testing.

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Sunday Sunday

this original design by ej gold, for sale on my redbubble shop!

Well, I think everyone had a good time yesterday, acting out “Oh, Just Drop Them Anywhere”.

The neat part is that your zoom theater company doesn’t need singers and musicians. The music comes prepackaged, like you’d see today on Broadway and in large concerts. Nobody does straight live anymore. Continue reading