When you reach out and touch something or someone, it becomes real to you. “What’s real?” you ask.
Whatever you can touch. That’s the rule, and the regulation. Touch=Contact=Real. You want contact with your PuPs? Nothing simpler — coinology — the touch-based time-travel device brought to you courtesy of the 8th dimension is here at last. Take a journey. This day will last a thousand years … if you want it to.
Here’s how it works.
First of all, there’s a psychometric effect. This is very spooky, but it’s the main effect; the other effects are all on the side. Psychometrically, you’re connected, but not in the Einsteinian “obvious” Universe of sight and sound. It’s warped through the 8th dimension.
The 11th Dimension is just for tracking and editing — it’s a flat universe of ones and zeroes, called the .ini file, but that’s not important right now.
What is important right now is the name “Slarty Bartfast”. We’ll learn more about that in exactly six million, eight hundred and forty-six thousand nine hundred and twenty seconds, if I’ve calculated correctly.
Slarty Bartfast is very intrigued with fjords and has put a lot of them into his next planetary project, the reconstruction of Planet kaxjv. Oops, all of a sudden, my typing fingers slipped. Sorry about that; it won’t happen again, believe qx!
Ah, the darn “keyslip syndrome” strikes again.
I don’t know about you, but every so often, my fingers fail to hit the “home row” keys or the little bumps on the “f” and “j” buttons on this 26 year old Logitech keyboard for which I have a particular fondness, and which has over the decades helped me to formulate many of my writings.
So when I fail to hit the home-row keys, it gets a little strange looking. For instance, once in a while, my hands slip one key to the right, and they when I type, it looks alnbakmn ahpdibkj, if you know what I mean.
But then there’s the sudden explosive appearance everywhere of “teh”, an obvious typo for “the”, and a very common typing mistake it is, too.
As an editor and proofreader, I’ve seen it plenty of times. A little thing like “teh”. Big deal, right? But it is a Big Deal, and I’ll explain exactly why:
Someone is trying to take over your mind.
If it’s yourself, no problem. But if you’re like most folks, it has nothing to do with you, at least not personally.
When they do manage to take over your mind, what do you suppose they’ll find there? See, the biggest problem with teaching Mind Reading is that you have to start with yourself.
If you can’t read your own mind, how are you planning to read somone else’s?
As a matter of fact, the basics of mind-reading require that you eliminate your own mind from the equation. Problem there is that you’re the biggest, loudest station on the air inside your head.
Now, outside the head, that’s a different story.
Outside the head is my profession, and it could be yours, too. What you’ll need are the skills to Do The Work.
One skill can be indirectly built over a period of time, using simple coin sorting and image comparatives and recognition signals that have been slowly induced and imprinted as a base image for a specific lineage of item.
In short, coin-sorting for fun & prophet.
It’s a great Zen Practice because it puts you in touch, not out of it.
See You At The Top!!!
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