“Never sell to a Zombie.” That’s what my grampa Herman told me back when I was only 11 years old and we were on a field-trip, a school holiday during which I got to ride with my grampa as he drove around upper New York State to sell to his clients in Buffalo, Syracuse, Albany, Schenectady, Utica, Oneida and back to the city. “When you sell to a zombie,” he continued, “you must sell what zombies buy.” What he might have said today is, “…A zombie will only buy what it’s programmed to buy. Never sell that.” I don’t. Zombies HATE my stuff. What I do offer for Christmas, Chanukah and Kwanzaa, New Year’s Eve, Chinese New Year and of course Hallowe’en and Thanksgiving, are a variety of wonderful exotic Out-of-this-World stocking-stuffers — small gifts that surprise everyone, including the giver!!! I select and wrap each gift for my Gorby’s Little Grab Bags so that when it’s opened, you don’t know until that moment, exactly what you’ve given. Read on for more info:
Every gift is different, and all of them are totally exotic, creating questions that some people never find themselves asking. Some of the gifts are new. Some are vintage. Some are antique, and still others reach far back into antiquity.
And some reach so far back that they hail from ‘way back to the period just following the Big Bang. Some of that pre-Solar System Stellar Stuff has landed on Earth, and I have a bit of it. Some of those small, rare meteorites will be found by several lucky recipients under the Tree or in a Christmas Stocking — I’ll include many other rare items of all kinds!!!
I don’t control what goes into the Grab Bags, except that I make sure there are no duplicate treasures. There will certainly be lots of coins, but no duplicate of a specific type in any one Grab Bag. All gifts will be different in any given Grab Bag; I hope that’s clear.
Alien-Dominated Zombies Out for Christmas Shopping Spree
There will also be fuzzy creatures, strange minerals, things that do things, coin oddities, magic tricks, earring sets, books, CDs, DVDs, amulets, medallions, puzzles, musical toys, exotic candies, handmade ornaments, miniature train items, doll items, dollhouse items, curios and curiosities, beads and beaded items, percussion instruments, miniature dreamcatchers, pouches, incenses, oils, candles, perfumes, art supplies, and things that have been artist-crafted (they call it “artisaned” now, to distinguish it from imported handcrafts made by machine).
In the Grab Bags you will find all manner of rare and exotic items, not found on any toy shop or grocer’s shelf!!!
No longer need a child be disappointed by a stocking stuffed with oranges, apples and walnuts!!! At these prices, you can afford to give a lot more!
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Gorby’s Grab Bags:
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Grab Bag #1 — $40
Includes at least 4 gift-wrapped gifts ready to stuff into a stocking or place under the tree! Guaranteed to create wonder & excitement in any kid of any age!
Grab Bag #2 — $60
Contains at least 6 beautifully wrapped small “stocking-stuffer” gifts that will amuse and entertain.
Grab Bag #3 — $80
8 Wondrous Goodies calculated to make your family Holiday fun, exciting and interesting.
Grab Bag #4 — $125
15 Fabulous Fun Items intended to create boisterous, convivial hilarity and merriment on your Christmas, Chanukah or Kwanzaa gift-giving day!
Grab Bag #5 — $250
10 Absolutely Incredible Strange & Unusual items of all descriptions — totally guaranteed to amuse, astound and charm. Every item in will be perfect for the recipient, you have my word on it. The secret is not what I put into the Bag, but how I get that particular gift to the receiver.
Grab Bag #6 — $500
25 Amazing and Astounding items, all of which will make you wonder what planet you’re on — positive results guaranteed.
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SLABBED COIN GRAB BAGS FOR CORPORATE GIFTING:
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Grab Bag #7 — $1000
You get 70 slabbed historical coins from 1859-1939, each fully identified with a notable person, place or event. Each slab is pre-wrapped, NO DUPLICATES.
Grab Bag #8 — $2,500
You get 170 pre-wrapped slabbed historical coins from 1859-1939, as described above, again, NO DUPLICATES.
Grab Bag #9 — $4,500
300 pre-wrapped slabbed historical coins from 1859-1939, as described above, once again, believe it or not, NO DUPLICATES.
Grab Bag #10 — $10,000
For the One Who Has Everything — A collection of slabbed coins of my choice for you to give as a Personal Legacy; my personal choice will depend greatly on your historical interest, but at the moment, my recommendation would be in the area of Post-Colonial Silver of a specific type and mintage.
Ultimate Grab Bag #99 — $350,000
This is someone’s chance to pay off the mortgage on our Ashram, making it possible for us to concentrate on the many free services we offer to many thousands of people in our Work Circle. You receive a collection of slabbed PCGS graded coins of my choice at a total current market value of $50,000, and the satisfaction of making our Living Ashram a Reality Forever. You also get whatever tax benefit might accrue from the gift, but about that you’ll have to consult with your accountant. We are very accredited and IRS approved.
Well, that’s it on the gift front for the moment. I’ll be working on:
santasnorthpoleworkshop.com and
christm4s.com for the next few weeks.
See You At The Top!!!
gorby