How hard would it be to set up a portable portal in your hometown, and notify the press that your StarGate, set up on a known Vortex Power Point, would be available for viewing from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. on such-and-such a date???
Here’s a fantastic way to earn some Bodhisattva Merit!
You walk into a mall and persuade the mall people to let you set up your Portable Portal somewhere in the mall. Of course, viewing is free, and the folks are allowed to take — but are not handed — a flyer about the Atlantean-Society.
If you are very very clever, you will somehow persuade them to allow you to take donations for I.D.H.H.B., Inc., a 501(c)3 nonprofit registered in the State of California — eBay has done all the paperwork and we are duly recorded by them officially. In short, it’s okay to take donations on behalf of the Institute, and you can even display a cardboard tube with a coin drop on the top if you wish. The pennies add up surprisingly fast.
As a matter of fact, I’d build a coin-drop into the unit, accessible from the left side of the mounting brace, with a small bucket at the bottom. Could even make the unit open and close in front, as a coin-operated standalone, no operator needed.
How much is one of these puppies, anyhow???
They are exactly $1250.00 and not a penny less. YOU try making one of these for that price and see how long you’re willing to do it. That’s the price, period.
Does it actually work?
Yes.
Will I “StarGate”??? Will it “take me there”?
Yes, definitely, if you allow it. Nothing happens by accident. You make it happen or not.
Will I feel any difference?
Depends. Are you highly trained and highly skilled in trans-dimensional travel?
Is StarGating safe?
Yes, as safe as walking across a busy street, having unprotected sex with a stranger, or attending a soccer match in Belgium.
Will my life be any different?
You get a powerful shock by looking DIRECTLY into another universe or scale of existence. If you are very very clever, it’s possible you could hypnotize yourself into forgetting what you saw.
Okay, okay, I get it — there are risks. So how do I proceed?
Buy a Portable Portal and set it up somewhere. Specify whether you want the coin drop or you intend to extend an open palm.
I don’t have connections with a mall or mall people. So what do I do?
Send for the Street Busker’s Portable Portal. It’s light and easy to use, cheap to build and cheap to own — only $499 takes it away, plus horrific shipping, of course, but that’s not my fault — it’s your stupid oil-dependence that’s causing the housing shortage and the rise of neo-Communism and the New Middle.
There’s an adjunct to the Portable Portal — the “See in 3 Dimensions” Binoculars. They are constructed from heavy tubes, and the idea is to have a “See in 3 Dimensions” workshop at your local dojo or library.
You sell the kit and everyone makes their own “See in 3 Dimensions” Binoculars and then they do the exercises that go with the kit, see???
This is good for any number of couples, and could become the party rage, if you can figure out a way to get stripping and groping into the act.
You can order a wide variety of connection loops for your Portable Portal Installation. They can each be made as a Mall Installation 8’x8′ at $1250.00 apiece, or as a Busker Unit at $450 each:
- Star Portal — Opens up to a huge starfield with open matrix lattice and networking.
- A Healing Place — Connects directly to the entity that was Aesclypius.
- Womb with a View — Time-Tube connection to the womb, with heartbeat.
- Quantum Capsule — Tiny World inside a Box goes for miles into the distance.
- Backyard Stargate — Programmable Private Portal, cannot be used by public.
- Time-Tube — Time voyaging with PLS to increase contact, get better results.
- Space-Bender — Utilizes the Higgs Field Contraction to create grid motility.
- Distortion-Field Portal — Makes transitions slightly less squirmy and icky.
- Shaman’s Portal — Very easy to trigger and pass this Portal.
- Master Shaman’s Portal — No kidding, experienced shamans only.
- World Next Door — A DIRECT plug-in to the world next door, one Brane over.
- The Kingdom — A fairly safe window into the Kingdom of Heaven, no kidding.
- The Minehead — A mineshaft wormhole to a weird “Reverse Dimension”.
- Road to Hell — Reddish glow, infernal heat and sulphurous fumes abound.
- Heaven’s Gate — Direct connection to Saint Peter at the Gates of Heaven.
- Wonderland — A wormhole away is a strange and fascinating world.
- Cutout Warp Field — Using strange shapes to achieve Otherworld connection.
- God’s Eye — A direct connection to God. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Those Portable Portals listed above can all be ordered right now. They will be about 24″ – 30″ high, so kids can easily look into them. Delivery time is about 4-6 weeks, allowing for handwork. These are made from scratch and they are hard as hell to make and expensive beyond anything reasonable, but we are prepared to turn them out for $450-$950 for the street busker models.
The Mall Installations will vary in price depending on what you want in there. You can have an installation that runs half a mile of Crossover Tube, but that’s ridiculous and doesn’t prove a thing. I prefer a small, short Infinity Box with a stand, but that’s all up to you and your taste in presentations.
The best approach, in my opinion, is a short box that you look DOWN INTO, resulting in a gut-wrenching experience of being DIRECTLY EXPOSED to another dimension. No experience in life will ever give them a shock like this!!!
I fully believe that a warning should be placed on these things, advising that they will be looking DIRECTLY into another universe, not a picture or holograph of one, but the real thing, in 3-D, not a movie, not a gimmick, the real thing.
Be prepared for some interesting experiences. You might want to take my course in handling upsets engendered by exposure to a completely alien reality imposing itself into our universe.
I’ve freely used screenshots taken in-world in the Ashram, because I have no photos of the units we’ve built for stargazing and interdimensional travel.
We will demo these this morning at the workshop, and discuss their usage and applications in a variety of settings. I can also rig up a PortaPortal for your Den or Studio Shaman’s Gateway Portal, or a set of four that work with the Compass Points and correspond to the Four Faces of Buddha, etc.
There is a way to rig up a full-scale group phaser using my configuration of the Tuff-Shed. Ideal size is 12’x16′ to accommodate the items and built-ins I need to put in there; total cost of that installation is $66,000.
I can put together a very small Portal that measures only 8’x8’x8′ that you can build yourself with my plans and a lot of precious vintage radio parts that will cost you as much as if I built it for you. I told you before, I don’t charge for labor, which is why my heavy sterling silver rings are only $49 on eBay and I pay the closing costs, listings costs and shipping, plus I buy the silver wire at about what you paid — get it???
One of the things you should impress upon visitors at a mall installation is that you don’t want their money, just their interest. Atlantean-Society people have been around so long they understand that money in itself is useless, just a tool that generally isn’t needed for what you want to do, and when it is, it’s easy for an Atlantean to generate all they need for the project at hand, then they stop when it’s enough.
I’m looking at making a lightweight version of this thing, but so far haven’t come up with a good substitution for old-fashioned plywood and glass.
See You At The Top!!!
gorby