What’s Inside Them Things???

in-Ashram mockup of projected shaman box
in-Ashram mockup of projected shaman box in 3/4″ cabinet grade Ash hardwood.

In the manufacture of Shaman Cubes and other shamanic wormhole devices, we use several hidden or secreted operating modules:

  1. CQR ARRAY BANK — This is an array of 3 and sometimes 4 CQR circuits tucked away within the box behind the visible elements.
  2. LIGHTING SOURCE — We install a long-lasting battery-powered LED lighting system within the cube.
  3. C-6 CHONDRITE METEORITE — In the case of the tabletop unit, this stony meteorite will weight about 10 grams, while in the case of the full installation, each one requires a C-6 Chondrite at about 1,000 grams (1kg) apiece. Chondrites such as this one are sentient and conscious and capable of guiding your wormhole to affixation and transposition (Blue Line Academy references).
  4. ATLANTEAN CRYSTALS — These are a line of “charged” and binary programmed high-energy “Tracking Crystals” which remain quite visible within the wormhole and cause the actual Higgs Field Distortion Effect, in the ancient Atlantean manner.
  5. OPTICAL DEMON-FILTER — A special coating put onto the glass window that keeps unwanted entities from entering the wormhole field.
  6. REVERSE OPTICAL FILTER — A special SECONDARY and TERTIARY WAVE reflective device that protects the viewer from harmful entities and/or overwhelming inter-dimensional visual contact.
  7. POWER SOURCE — A special lightweight battery system that provides constant power for your shamanic wormhole device. You can ask for, and get, rechargeable battery systems for your street and mall units, with an optional power transformer to an electric mains.
closeup of the proposed shaman box
closeup of the proposed shaman box made of 3/4″ ash plywood.

There are several models from which to choose:

  • TABLETOP MODEL — This measures 5 1/4″ x 6″ x 5 1/4″ and is made of hardwood and glass. It will be priced as low as we can get it, to encourage its widespread use. I’m hoping for a final price of $450.00, but don’t know yet what the problems might be delivering it with everything that’s needed to make it run.
  • BUSKER STREET MODEL — This will measure about 12″ x 12″ x 12″ for the top cube and the same for the bottom cube, which houses the batteries, lighting and the large meteorite. This model should sell for, hopefully, no more than $1850.00 but it could be a great draw for a busker. It needs to be made strong but lightweight, and needs to fold up small into a tiny trunk or luggage boot of the average modern car.
  • MALL MODEL — Each unit measures 6′ tall on a 2′ platform with four steps leading up to the Victorian-fenced viewing area on the platform stage-top. This would be a permanent or seasonal installation at a mall and would require a permit and all that sort of thing. Price would vary depending on who does what part of the carpentry work and cost of getting one of our technical folks to that location if required, etc. I would guesstimate the cost at about $8,000-$10,000, but I could be way off the mark here.
Costume up as a Barbarian Warrior Princess and pitch and bally your way to freedom!
Costume up as a Barbarian Warrior Princess and pitch and bally your way to freedom!

So those are the models I have in mind for your public use, but what about for private use? Aha, that would be my Backyard Shaman Shed, and we’ll be talking a LOT about those in the near future.

I have a design for it that might work in actual practice. The models of these units are available for viewing in the Ashram just outside the Chen-Rig Temple door to the left, in the Medieval Village that’s been there for some time, just quietly waiting to be discovered and used.

The backyard model would measure, by your choice, anywhere from four feet wide by four feet deep by four feet high all the way to eight by eight by eight — 8’x8’x8′.

My personal choice for a backyard rig would be a 4′ wide x 4′ deep x 6′ high hardwood box which could be placed within a shed that looks something like this:

http://www.tuffshed.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Pro-Studio-Pool-House.jpg

The housing shed could be 10’x10′ and could be wired for heating and lighting if desired, with a small permit fee from your local building/planning department, and a slight wait for installation until plans are approved and electrician is finished and clearances issued, etc.

Carpeting would be plush and the padding luxurious and yielding to the bare foot. The cube itself would be plush tuck & roll with full-bore attention to hardwoods and finish. The Conscious Entity Space Changer C-6 Chondrite would be as close to 1kg as possible, with as much fusion crust as can be had.

Matching Pair of 1 kg. C-6 Chondrite Meteorites
Matching Pair of nice fusion-crust 1-kilogram C-6 Chondrite Meteorites cost $1,850.00 for the pair, which work together to form a very interesting set of wormholes.

Bonding with the C-6 Chondrite will be easy with the SuperBeacon Induction designed for that purpose.

Total cost of the IDEAL Backyard Shaman Shed as you see it above would be around $4,000.00 for the Tuff-Shed installed by them on your property, then the remainder would be the finish-work, which would be the drywall and insulation, wiring if wanted, carpeting and lighting.

If you work with Space Benders such as the Crested Gecko, you can install their habitats on both sides of the entry to your shaman shack.

The Shaman CUBE itself would be by special order, priced according to the costs to make and deliver to your door. You would install the unit. If you elect to build your own shed, make sure the door can accept the shaman cube’s width, or you’ll be knocking out walls or worse to get it in there.

See You At The Top!!!

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