Make Yourself Luckier

Create some luck in yourself, then make yourself luckier. The point is, why stop there? Why not make yourself still luckier, and keep on doing that luck thing right through the roof?

There’s no limit to the luckiness, provided you share it. If you have sharing problems, you’ll undoubtedly try to keep it for yourself, and you might abuse your gift, in which case, you never quite get it, and we’re all just a bit better off because of it.

“Joy Luck” is a shared lucky streak that benefits everyone, not just one person, or one family or one neighborhood.

Cooperation is the key, competition is the lockout. People are not built to be naturally cooperative. Like all jungle animals, they tend to compete.

In the Human and Brute Worlds, conflict is everywhere.

It’s possible to live in a place where cooperation replaces conflict, but it’s always in danger of being overrun by Neanderthalic Forces.

For the moment, if possible, forget about the threat of Trumpian Corruption and the Attack on  the Constitution, and concentrate on the day-to-day BUSINESS needs that require your undivided and unobstructed attention.

Turn off the news. Forget about Trump. Forget your troubles. Create Some Luck.

Creating Luck is not awfully hard, especially to start out on the Path of Luck. You need something lucky to carry around with you, and something lucky to place in your home, and possibly another for your work space.

Follow the precise instructions in your “Gorby’s Money Laundry Coin-Hunting Kit” and you’ll be well on your way toward Striking it Rich, and from there on, the Freedom Climb is easy as 3.1415926 which is, of course, expressed in binary terms as “Apple Pi”, something I’d bake up and sell locally if I had my druthers. A bake shop is always a great way to get people to buy your paintings and sculptures and ceramics and jewelry.

They might not be in the market for those luxury items, but baked goods are an absolute life-giving necessity — part of the “five major food-groups” which includes chocolate, coffee, tea and alcohol, along with Dunkin’ Donuts.

I’d take a moment to wax eloquent on the likelihood of success of a local bakery, if it weren’t for the ominous presence of Storm Troopers around town of late. We might not have the time to do anything but grab our socks and run.

That’s when you say your often-practiced line: “I have no food, I have no home, I have no job — in fact the only thing I have is this gun in my hand.” — very old gag, attributed to Jack Benny’s writers sometime around 1950-52.

There’s nothing that encourages a polite smile from passers by more than an open-carry unconcealed .45 Colt Peacemaker Single-Action in a low-slung fast-draw Boise belt & holster rig, according to several Gene Autry and Roy Rogers monologues.

I used to get polite smiles right up until the spring of 1878 in Tombstone, Arizona.

1878 was a bad year for gunfighting, but a real good year for wine and theater — the 1878 vintage was especially noted by the people who founded the sparkling wine business back in the early 1900s.

Since then, we’ve had several years just like 1878, because we only have so many scenarios for the SIM. Let’s see, there was 1918, 1938 and now we’re in the middle of 2018, so if we can get the next war over with soon enough, we’ll be able to celebrate the end of the war at the New Year.

Gosh, I can’t wait to see the result of this next war.

If I’m right, and humans blow themselves clean off the planet, I win my office pool bet, and I’m ahead of the game by one whole Federation Dollar, and that means extra bubble gum and candy for all of us — we share our winnings.

Of course, where you’re living now, a penny for a bag of candy seems awfully cheap, but we only make ten dollars a week, and it costs about seven of that to live, so it only leaves over $3 a week for fun, but it only costs a penny for your thoughts, so it all works out, see???

If you followed that reasoning and it seems logical to you, you need immediate professional help, although it’s uncertain of what nature that help might be or what form it might take.

Don’t get serious about that sort of thing — it’s really all about marketing, so let’s do a little marketing, shall we?

Creating Some Luck

Let’s just start off real simple and real slow, okay? We’ll open with an easy and obvious First Step Toward Total Luck — that’d be the Lucky Rabbit’s Foot, but frankly, it wasn’t all that lucky for the rabbit, so let’s look around for another easy and obvious candidate.

Ah, here we have it — the Lucky Penny.

Cheapest and easiest to obtain of the Lucky Penny Variety is the common circulation penny, and the shiniest example of that for the amateur eye will be the most recent issue, which in the instance or occasion of this writing would be the 2018 Lincoln Cent.

I can lay odds that the amateur will NOT find anything like an MS-66 or MS-67 among their pocket change, but one of my highly trained Coinology students could find an MS-68 in there somewhere without batting an eye.

It’s all in the wrist.

What I mean is, you’ll get nowhere just sitting around waiting for it to happen all by itself, because it won’t. There are safety lockouts in place so you don’t stumble into the Waking State by accident, although it does happen from time to time, sorry about that little slipup — we’re working on it.

A Lucky Penny adds a little luck, but it won’t be a measurable effect on your daily life. What CAN be seen is a stronger Lucky Penny, which means one that is slightly more rare, harder to find, than the 2018 shiny penny.

You can go two ways here — either take the road of even shinier pennies, which means a higher grade of the same coin, or you can take the other road, which is the one which leads through the Garden of Govern Mint Errors, easily the preferred path to the experienced coin hunter.

If you’re not experienced, you’ll still be impressed by the shiny new pennies and you’ll tend to cultivate an attention toward error coins that also happen to be bright & shiny.

So your next level of Lucky Penny would be a Mint Error, and the next level up from there would be a Mint Error in a high grade like MS-66.

Highest grade I’d recommend for a lucky piece would be MS-68 — there’s a point at which you’ll stop getting additional benefits, a place of “Diminishing Returns” where less and less happens as you do more and more.

Now you can work on the mounting of the Lucky Penny, starting with the acrylic capsule up through the graded & slabbed PCGS highgrade that YOU found!

That high-grade can be worth anything, well into the tens of thousands of dollars for the very highest grade mint error coins — you will be amazed at the prices, up to $450,000 for a rare 1969 DDO!

Okay, now let’s look at how you can ADD LUCK, or “stack” lucky charms so that they ALL work and they add a synergistic tweak that makes the whole more powerful than the sum of all its parts taken separately.

“United We Stand, Divided We Fall” — and you can quote me on that!

So the next step is to WEAR a lucky coin, and that wouldn’t be a penny, especially an ultra-rare one, unless you encapsulated it in a pair of German Optical Crystals that were in turn wrapped in a 14k gold or sterling silver bezel, and the more elaborate and fancy the bezel, the better.

Sure, for aesthetic reasons, but more importantly, you want the heaviest possible “Induction Ring” on your Quantum Engineered Device, which is what I make, if you’ve been paying attention.

The net effect is to make you LUCKIER, and that’s your immediate goal, and it CAN’T be just for yourself, or you won’t have the spiritual force necessary to make it work.

Your internal clarity, purity and selflessness will all count tons toward an effective luck magnet.

How to Make a Luck Magnet

A really strong Luck Magnet would be your Coin Hunter Ammy, but you can also make very powerful Luck Magnets for your home, office, den, playroom, school or business or work space.

Many law enforcement people carry our Luck Magnets and Circle of Peace ammies, and would not leave home without one — they’re aware every day of the level of threat out there, and it might serve you well to be equally aware of it even if you’re in an unrelated profession, because the world is a LOT more dangerous under Trump than it was.

Don’t bemoan the loss — you need the experience and the upgrade, so fix bayonets and master charge right on through the obstacles to enlightenment that lie before you, and that keep on lying, even after they’re caught at it.

There’s a message in there somewhere, but it’s hard to determine what and where it is. In the meantime, it might be well to have a Lucky Something on hand somewhere nearby at all times — one never knows when the Mystic Hammer of Fate will swing down on your thumb and make you remember and utter aloud the Savior’s Name and several other comments related to the Holy Sepulchre, the Sacred Sky and the Devils of Hell.

There’s nothing like the combination of a large, heavy steel hammer and a crushed thumb to really make the hair on the back of the neck stand on end, eh?

The next level of Lucky Charm would be to encase the SUPER RARE item, possibly a hard-to-find Buffalo Nickel, or perhaps an unusual “In God We Rust” quarter, contained in a FANCY 18K GOLD BEZEL.

There’s a way to go upward from here, but it definitely includes a FANCY 14K GOLD RING with a rare coin embedded in it, but not so rare that you can’t put it bare-faced into a gold ring — there should be plenty of guard-rail around the center where the coin rests, but it’s not going to retain any degree of “grade” once it has been placed into a ring, so beware.

The general rule is, if you don’t know what you’re doing, don’t do it. Ask for help.

That’s one thing that might be hard for the amateur to understand — professionals are not in competition — they help each other without thought for personal advancement or gain.

Oh, of course that’s not true in this SIM environment, because we’ve got the Brute World and Hell World all blended in with the Human World.

Whose idea was this? Don’t ask.

So what’s the next level of Lucky Penny? Forget “penny”, or “quarter” or “nickel” and concentrate on the “rare & unusual” aspect of your lucky charm, and you’ll start to get the effect of the rarity.

You want the odds, not the street value, although sometimes the street value reflects the odds, in which case, be glad you FOUND it and didn’t have to spend the megabucks to BUY it.

This brings up the subject of whether to buy, hold, trade or sell your rare coins. Always be ready to sell, but your best personal state is to be in a position where you don’t have to sell if you don’t want to.

A powerful coin collector has a plan. A powerful coin hunter never loses sight of that plan. You get help making those plans and seeing the opportunities as you work within the framework of The Plan.

Okay, so what’s the next step?

Next step would be to learn to ACTUALLY USE those lucky charms in very specific ways to increase personal wealth and influence.

These are not personal goals, not for personal gain — the movement upward is merely an INDICATOR that your luck is working, and that as a result, your karma is definitely improving.

Mahatma Ghandi was asked by a reporter, “What do you think of Western Civilization?”, to which he responded, “I think it is a wonderful idea!”.

That’s where I sit with it, how about you?

A wonderful idea whose time has not yet come, not so long as we have dictators lurking about.

Actually, frankly, I’m not worried about what Trump does or gets away with, just so long as business is good.

Get out there and SELL those lucky rabbits’ feet!

  • LUCKY PENNY POCKET PAL — A shiny penny in a Certified Genuine Acrylic Capsule — only $10.00!!!
  • WOW! LUCKY PENDANT — A very shiny “Somewhat Lucky” U.S. Quarter in a .925 Solid Sterling Silver bezel with a wide solid silver bail loop for instant attachment to chain (chain not included), only $39.95 with ANY pictorial U.S. quarter included FREE.
  • OMG LUCKY PENDANT — A “Super-Lucky” MINT ERROR Quarter mounted in a sterling silver bezel ready for wearing, chain not included, $139.95.
  • LUCKIEST LUCKY CHARM — The luckiest lucky charm in the world can be yours! This is a very rare GOLD COIN mounted in a 14k solid gold fancy bezel with large bail loop, ready for hanging from gold chain, not included, $2850.00, plus shipping & insurance.
  • LUCKY HOUSEHOLD — A powerful luck charm, rare & unusual mint error coin in an acrylic capsule with velvet box, for installation at various vulnerable weak points around your home’s perimeter, $89.95 for the Level 3, $139.95 for the Level 8, nothing in-between at the moment.
  • LUCKY WORKPLACE — Super-Rare Lucky Mint Error Coin in an acrylic capsule and mounted in a frame as wall-art, to guard and make lucky, only $139.95.
  • LUCKY GIFTING — Lucky Pieces that are cheap enough to give away casually and easily, these are available IN ACRYLIC CAPSULES for only $3 apiece!!!
  • LUCKY “NWA” METEORITES — These fabulously rare LARGE stony meteorites are available at only $1 per gram, which is what I paid for them years and years ago! They run around 600-1200 grams apiece. I do NOT make money on these — they were acquired for your use, and I simply charge you what I paid, not a penny more, plus the postage — add $39.95 if you want a glass dome with a solid real oak base.
  • LUCKY GOLD PIECE — This is a 24k SOLID GOLD embossing contained within German Optical Crystals, wrapped in a solid 14k gold bezel, for only $1250.00 plus shipping & insurance.
  • LUCKY ANCIENT SUMERIAN & MODERN COPPER NECKLACE SET — I make the copper spiral parts and loops for this necklace, made exactly in the manner used by craftspeople 7,000 years ago, created with actual ancient Sumerian stone beads found at the Susa, the top of the Holiest pyramid shrine. Guaranteed Authentic.
  • LUCKY ANCIENT ARTIFACT — I have sitting in a VLBB — Very Large Bank Box — some LUCKY ancient artifacts from every civilization and every culture of the ancient world, ranging in price from $500 to $1.2 Million, and some artifacts that are beyond price — anyone interested in these museum-grade artifacts, some of which will be offered for sale, to avoid becoming “rear-view mirror” artifacts that we had to leave behind when we fled to Canada for our very lives, which is not long in coming on this particular Lifestream Track.

It’s best to get to another track. We’re working on it, and your participation is needed.

Well, there you have it in a nutshell, peanutly speaking.

It’s easy enough to establish luckiness, much harder to sell it to the general public, even harder to get someone over their low self-esteem and fear of success enough to allow them to buy a few of these for friends and maybe one or two for oneself.

Most folks would buy one, if they can convince others that they were getting it as a gift for someone else, so make it easy for them to assert that or to imply it by buying one of your “Lucky Gifting” pennies in a capsule.

Nobody wants to admit that they believe in “Luck”, although even the most devout scientists do, and luck has become a lot more popular since the advent of the computer and the widespread use of clock-generated “as-if randomity”.

Next to the $3 meteorite, there’s nothing sells faster on the street than that, except maybe the Puerto Rico Lucky Piece for $10 dollars — but hey, 50% of all sales of that product goes to The Puerto Rican Relief Fund, and it’s the same with Texas and The Virgin Islands, which also need help, and it doesn’t stop there — you can find a quarter for every state in the union, and some that might not be for very long, if the citizens are pissed off enough to vote them out of the American hegemony.

Sure, BY YOURSELF you can do no good, raise maybe $9.50 for the cause, but if you ENLIST HELP in selling those lucky pieces to aid Puerto Rico, you CAN make a major difference.

I’m not permitted to interfere, but I CAN give a hint now and then, and that’s one of them.

Want to really BLAST at a Lucky Charm? Okay, I’ll tell you how. Get hold of an “Impossible” coin, something that there’s only one of, which they call “Pop 1” or “Population of One”.

Now put that into a CRYSTAL enclosure and place that in an INDUCTION RING with spiral windings, and run a SUPERCONDUCTOR RANGER through a radio spectrum detector and then ACTIVATE IT by wearing it near the heart, which operates as a low-level radio transmitter, whether you know it or not.

I make such a device for $3850.00. It comes in a 14k gold very elaborate handmade braided rope impacted induction ring. It works. This is a custom order, made and empowered just for you, attuned to you and bonded to you, and therefore cannot be returned.

I should mention that I also have a very lucky ancient Roman Bronze miniature sculpture, from about 64 B.C. and another piece, an Egyptian figurine from the 18th Dynasty, if anyone’s interested. I wouldn’t ordinarily offer them, but if someone really wanted them, I’d seriously consider it — I’d be a seller at around $10,000.00 and don’t forget, once you find a million-dollar coin, you won’t care what your stuff sells for.

There’s nothing quite so “freeing” as having a million-dollar coin tucked away somewhere, or the million bucks sitting in the bank.

You can afford to be choosy about your customers and what you sell and DON’T sell to them.

Having the freedom to say “No, thanks” to an offer — whether it’s about price, or you just don’t want to sell it to that person — is a powerful indicator of personal freedom, and is something to be achieved.

I was happy to be able to say “No, thanks” to a recent very generous offer of $35,000.00 for an 8′ tall painting that’s been in my living room for 25 years or more.

There is no price for that painting, even if you turned me out on the street, there’s no price for that painting.

I don’t react to circumstances. My price is my price. That level of integrity can cost you plenty, and it’s incredibly hard to maintain, almost impossible, because circumstances can blast you right down into the pavement.

How about a Lucky Golf Ball?

I have one, signed by my friend Don Adams, of “Get Smart” fame, and it IS lucky, very lucky, and it’s one of those “Not For Sale” things that’s sitting comfortably in my office space as I work on my blogs.

I’m not offering it for sale, just pointing to something that might be of interest to you, might be of some use to you in your pathway through to space, and it’s not just golf  balls that are lucky, there’s a world of luck out there, if you have eyes to see it.

We’ll be working with luck a LOT this year, because that’s the only thing upon which you can really count to get through the incredible chaotic and childish mess that is Trump World.

Count on seeing a LOT about luck, and remember that it is statistically more likely that you will hit some sort of lucky lottery than that you will succeed in business over a lifetime of service.

In short, take a chance, but do NOT buy lottery tickets! Heed my warnings! Use the FREE U.S. Government Coin Lottery and win big with no cost to you!

Any quarter you don’t like, you can return to the bank, until you turn up the quarters you want to collect and sell.

Don’t fall into the trap of buying lottery tickets that fail and are worthless. A quarter is a quarter is a quarter, and don’t you forget it!

See You At The Top!!!

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