Want a simple solution to Donald Trump? I’ll tell you what you can do to stop that devious maniac from destroying our great country –DON’T FIGHT HIM.
Just Laugh. And keep on laughing. And laughing.
Laugh at him, get others to laugh at him, to keep on laughing, unstoppably, purposefully and unrelentingly, keep laughing, and laughing, and laughing.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Keep laughing, laugh at him whether he’s there in person or not, but especially if he IS there in person, and KEEP ON LAUGHING. Don’t stop. Don’t let up, and don’t get down-energy, don’t give up, don’t stop no matter what anyone does, keep laughing as they take you down.
Laugh at him everywhere, make fun of him everywhere and in every possible way. Make him a face-mask at Halloween, a comic character in a novel or musical, a creature of ridicule.
It’s happened before and humor will eventually be his downfall. He carries within himself the seeds of self-destruction.
He can’t stand to be humiliated.
It was like that at New York Military Academy, where he was so afraid of humiliation he wouldn’t get undressed in the locker room, and feared being given demerits and bullring while the other kids got away with it. He hated that, and wanted to get away with things himself, which he now does, but always fearing exposure and humiliation.
Laughter scares him so much, he doesn’t laugh, not ever.
He also can’t tolerate being one-upped by anyone, especially his wife or his kids. It has been wisely said, “Never get between Giuliani and a microphone”, and that goes double for Trump.
He takes everything seriously except the truth. He absolutely lives in total abject fear of being humiliated, and yet he humiliates himself all the time, fights to maintain his dignity, whatever that means, and struggles against the millions of plots he has created around himself.
He’s a sick guy, but hey, he’s making it possible — and very necessary — to work our asses off just to stay in place, and that’s a big plus in my book. Pence is worse, and the Speaker of the House is an unspeakable Presidential possibility, should Pence fall with his master, Putin’s Pet.
There SHOULDA been a spy in the campaign, that’s obvious now, but I knew it back then, because I have the benefit of historical hindsight, if only I could remember my 37th century history lessons.
I think I’ve got it right, but I thought that back during the Semester Finals, and I got an “F” in history, which is why I’m here — Bill & Ted gave me the idea of doing a Term Paper as a pullback, so I’m returning to my Home Universe with a couple of locals to back up my story, once I have one.
I haven’t yet decided which side will win, but I’m working on it.
You can be trained as a Professional Laugh-Provider, who leads the laughter at public gatherings such as political rallies, public talks, town halls, all sorts of venues, and you can learn to train others to laugh in an effective and infectious manner.
Laughter can be weaponized —
And I’ll be only too happy to explain to you and show you how to do it, how to use weaponized laughter to bring down a tyrant.
You don’t need to organize millions to march on Washington, D.C. and “Occupy Congress” or get yourselves busted at the border with a couple of sad-eyed kids. Just laugh at the funny little clown with his funny clown-hair and clown-hands and clown-feet.
Laugh, and keep on laughing, unstoppably, unrelentingly, laugh, laugh,and keep on laughing, laughing, laughing and laughing. Don’t stop. Don’t stop. Don’t stop laughing. Keep on laughing. Laugh some more, keep on laughing, laugh, laugh, laugh!!!
“Sounds ridiculous”, you say, but let me take a moment to explain.
It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to understand that Donald J. Trump is a total egomaniac — the term “egomaniac” has recently been replaced by “narcissistic personality disorder”, which means exactly the same thing … everything, absolutely EVERYTHING, is about him.
That’s why he’s upset with the knee at the National Anthem — it’s about him. Oh, sure, he SAYS it’s about the armed services, but that’s just Trump the media manipulator bullshitting his way out of yet another shithole into which he’s dug himself once again.
Please notice, Trump is ALWAYS either attacking or defending. He knows no peaceful way, no equality, no fair play — it’s a constant wrestling match, because THIS he understands.
Trump’s father hated him, despised him and raged at him. Well, since that’s the only attention Donald was able to get out of his Dad, he learned to enrage his father to get attention and he still does it today.
To Trump, anger IS love.
Humiliation is to Trump the worst nightmare of his life, even worse than his totally morbid fear of dying alone, one of many of his childhood fears that haunt him still today.
I could help him get rid of those fears, but I like him better as a heavy, don’t you? He’s such a shmuck, so utterly helpless and ineffective, that he can’t possibly do THAT much damage while he’s in office, don’t you think?
Believe me, had Hillary won, you wouldn’t be watching the news five hours a day, but here you are, swallowing all those medical commercials they run just to feed your worries, as if you didn’t have enough worries before.
Donald Trump is more afraid of humiliation and defeat than he is about Putin revealing what he has on Trump, which is a considerable amount of dirt.
Donald Trump is a very sick little boy.
Sick? Sure, he’s sick — NPD with a touch of Delusion — but every human being is sick in exactly the same way.
Megalomania comes right off the DNA assembly line just like that, but most people learn to sublimate their egomania by the age of 5 or 6 years.
Poor Donnie is stuck with that 3-year-old mentality, and we’re stuck with him, but not for long, if you’ll do what I recommend:
Laugh … and keep on laughing.
Don’t stop laughing — if anything, increase the hysterical tone and raise the pitch again and again, until you’re squeaking at the top of your lungs.
The very best Weaponized Laugh is Hollow Mocking Laughter, which has to be learned from a Master Black-Belt in Laughter, who can demonstrate and call forth from the attentive student that exact facial expression that goes with laughter of the Hollow Mocking Variety — blank, totally blank, dropped-mask, no expression no matter how hysterical the laughter might escalate into.
Study Harold Lloyd for tips on how to keep a face straight while everything else is cracking up.
If you can maintain a straight face while at the same time getting yourself completely enraptured by your own helpless laughter, so much the better.
If you can’t stop even on threat of death, you’ve got The Spirit of Mocking Laughter!
Think Bugs Bunny — in the middle of a terrible fight with a horrible monster, Bugs stops and asks if there’s a doctor in the house, upon which several silhouetted figures approach the screen and say, “We’re doctors!”, whereupon Bugs whips out a carrot, and says — yep, you guessed it — “What’s up, Doc?”.
That’s where Roger Rabbit gets it from — no matter what the danger, if it’s funny, ya gotta do it.
That peculiar Higher Purpose is automatically invoked in any standup comic like myself whenever a comedy target, such as a pompous ass or vicious politician presents itself on the daily news feeds.
Laugh. Keep laughing. Don’t stop laughing, no matter what they do to you. Keep laughing, right up until the end. It is your best revenge, and it will eventually wear down even the most resistant Evil Being.
It’s an old vaudeville gimmick, comes right out of live stage performances of the 19th and early 20th centuries — you “load” the audience with “stooges”, professional laugh-leaders, who with their special laughters can bring an audience to its knees, comedically speaking.
This vaudeville live-theater “secret” — of planting stooges in the audience — was the basis of many mind-reading acts and escape tricks of the 1930s.
Bring Your Mom!
Probably the best-known and most beloved “laugh-leader” of the Golden Age of Television, from 1947 through 1956, was Milton Berle’s Mom. You can hear her high-pitched hysterical giggle first, and dominantly thereafter, when Berle’s gag hits the punchline.
He could time his gags from her response, and the audience KNEW when to laugh, which is often what’s needed, generally provided by the straight man in a comedy team, as explained perfectly by George Burns in his monologue, “What is a straight man?” that he does on the Burns & Allen Show — you’ll find that ancient vintage routine somewhere on youtube, but you may have to look around a bit to locate the exact footage.
George Burns, Gracie Allen and Jack Benny could have explained to you WHY people laugh, but people who don’t laugh, who have no emotional centrum whatever, have no idea why that is, and laughter scares them out of their wits.
That’s why an audience laughing at Donald Trump would freak him out something fierce, to the point where he might order the National Guard to arrest anyone who laughs at him, and don’t think it can’t happen here, because it can, with the sanctification of every single Evangelical minister in the country, and that means their flocks, as well.
It’s an overwhelming force, but it can be brought down by the Power of Laughter.
Plant a few “stooges” who know how to lead laughter in an audience before Donald Trump, and have them try to get the audience laughing.
Of course, they’re up against the stooges already in the audience, planted there by the Republican National Committee, to scream whatever “Red Meat” slogans Trump happens to throw out there at his thoroughly brainwashed zombies, but they CAN laugh, they WILL laugh, if properly provoked, and laughter is totally infectious.
Do be careful — Trumpies are vicious, nasty, evil-tempered and willfully destructive, obedient to his will, and determined to rid the planet of anything even resembling peaceful and serene, welcoming and respectful.
Disrespect is the name of Trump’s game, and the way to beat him is to disrespect him with laughter — not with reason, not with charm, not with sense and certainly not with rational thought.
Laugh at the naked king.
I’m not allowed to interfere, but I CAN point. Laughter is the best medicine. Laugh at the king, laugh at the king, laugh at the king.
Okay, enough about shithole countries and dickhead dictators. Let’s get down to business, shall we?
“Let’s make a buck!!!”
If you can manage to blank out Trump and Trumpies and Trumpism for a few minutes, try to concentrate on making a living, although it’s getting harder and harder to do that, isn’t it??? Maybe you’d do better at road-repair?
The present government wants to deprive you of any sense of personal choice and freedom, wants to make you a slave of the state, obedient servant to Donald Trump, and every Republican is on that particular bandwagon so, unless the Democrats take back the House, you’re doomed to become either a slave or just another of millions of American Immigrants descending on Canada and Mexico for political refuge.
Yes, the wave always goes back the other way. Long hemlines, short hemlines, long sleeves, short sleeves, full-cut, slim cut, patterns, solids — the dress manufacturing industry has it right.
So to be politically correct, I should mimic the Washington D.C. banter to begin my discourse on marketing the pendants — “Let’s make a FUCKING buck”. I’m just not used to the New Literary Discourse quite yet, but I’m learning by watching the news casts.
So … let’s look at some of the state quarters — sorry, old habits die hard — let’s take a look at some of the FUCKING U.S. Quarters and see what we can do to exploit the masses, shall we???
The basic cost is $10 bucks plus a quarter. The retail is $39.95, but you can cut that down if you need to make the sale, down to maybe $22 bucks, no less — you’re giving them a $10 rebate in sterling silver, remember? Plus the quarter, plus your time and talent and skills in the search and the assembly of the locket.
The average person cannot assemble that locket, and you will need instruction before you really get it right, although you can fake it for a while, until the returns start getting thrown in your face.
So the hell with Trump, let’s make some money!
Forget Trump. Forget Trump. Forget Trump. He doesn’t exist. Now concentrate on making some money, okay???
It’s hard to let that shit go, but do it. Just let it all fade away. Perform an hour or two of coin search to help you forget, and to give yourself a quiet space where you can do your daily work without the perpectual conflict of Trumpworld.
The following items are available to you wholesale in the following scale:
- 1 Unit — $30.00 each.
- 2-5 Units — $26.00 each.
- 6-9 Units — $24.00 each.
- 10 Units — $20 each.
- 20 Units — $18 each.
- 50 Units — $15 each.
The 50 Units could be all 50 states. You might also want the six territorials, which are very collectible and much harder to find in BU — Bright Uncirculated — which is my lowest standard for jewelry grade coins.
The .925 Sterling SOLID SILVER bezel comes with an extra-wide Solid Sterling Silver Bail Loop for easy hanging from a chain — chain not included. The coin is always high-grade and perfect front & back. Also available in sterling as a pair of earrings at $69.95 retail — your wholesale price would be $35 a pair, no matter how many you order.
I personally search the coins and mount them in a bezel for you, then package it in a retail presentation and ship it to you in the safest, fastest and most economical way possible.
It’s up to you to actually place the order — I can’t and won’t guess that you might consider selling some of these, keeping in mind that, without your participation, this project is totally doomed.
I have no way of seeing as many people as we need to see to sell as many of these little magic formulations as we need to sell to accomplish our dual mission — fill the world with bits of Higher Consciousness and at the same time, make a bundle of money so you can buy your Bug-Out Pack and get ready for the Big One.
The Big One is that Million-Dollar Drop that you can experience if you start your U.S. Quarters Coin Search right now, today!
That coin search can save your life! Many people have realized the meditation and healing benefits that come from a correctly-performed Coinology Coin Search.
It should be mentioned that there are some secrets to the coin search, ways to “turn it on” and make high drops appear, as I demonstrated yesterday by finding yet another “Million-Dollar Drop” — this time a rotated reverse that has never been seen before, and is unlisted — I’ve already sent it off, to secure “First Registry” of the Mint Error.
I’ll tell you more, as soon as I have it back from PCGS. Meanwhile, here are the offerings today from my Silver Studio, right here in “The Great Republic of Rough & Ready, California” — which really did secede from the Union back during the Civil War, which is why we have so many Civil War Relics, some of which I’m offering for sale.
We have to fund a much larger Bug-Out Pack — we’re responsible for hundreds of folks, not just our own immediate relations, and some of our folks will need to be carried out or wheeled out of here when the shit hits the fan.
Of course, we might be able to steer a path through this massive heap of Trumpshit, but we can’t count on that, so we’d better have a backup plan, which is the Bug-Out Pack and a LOT of money, which you CAN earn quickly, if you jump through a few hoops handily.
The idea of including the Key Words, Buzz Phrases and SEARCH TERMS is to make it easier to create your online listings — search terms come first and foremost in this modern age.
Let’s See Some Merchandise, & Make Some Money!!!
1999 Souvenir of Charter Oak, & U.S. Constitution
connecticut, state, charter oak, tree, yggradil, world-tree, constitution, freedom,1789, 1999, T. James Ferrell, hiding place — The Charter Oak was the hiding place for the original U.S. Constitution.
1999 — Souvenir of Caesar Rodney’s Famous Ride
Delaware, Caesar Rodney, first state, 1787, Revolutionary War, Constitution, Declaration of Independence, War of Independence, First State Quarter, Horseback, Ride, Vote.
Caesar Rodney was a Delegate to the Continental Congress in 1776. He rode 80 miles on horseback in a night-ride even more important than that of Paul Revere, because it was his deciding lock-breaking vote that produced the Declaration of Independence as a ratified instrument. Rodney held more public offices than any other Delaware resident in history.
1999 — Georgia Peach, Justice For All
georgia, peach, state, wisdom, justice, moderation, 1999, 1788, live oak, tree, fruit, leaves,sprig, branch, produce, farming, agriculture.
The peach has long been associated with the State of Georgia, and “Georgia Peach” is an expression long-used in Hollywood and literary circles. You see an outline of the state, the state tree “Live Oak”, and the leaves form a pattern similar to that seen on military hats.
I have dozens of very high-grade Georgia state quarters by a total fluke, and can deliver them on demand. They are ordinarily quite hard to find in great condition such as MS-66, but I do have some in that grade and higher.
1999 — New Jersey, Washington Crossing Delaware
New Jersey, jersey shore, crossroad, revolution, revolutionary war, war of independence, boat, surrender, president washington, troops, flag, america, continental army, war, battle, surprise, victory, federalist, 1999, 1787, 1776, spirit of ’76.
The inscriptions include the state name, the date of statehood, and the image of Washington crossing the Delaware, an instant recognition iconic image known to every schoolkid in America. Sell it as Washington Crossing the Delaware, and you’ll get a lot of buyers — it’s a great SOUVENIR OF THE AMERICAN REVOLUTIONARY WAR.
1999 — Pennsylvania “The Keystone State”
Pennsylvania, liberty, virtue, independence, 1999, 1787, statue, eagle, victory, keystone state.
You see an outline of the state of Pennsylvania — Penn’s Woodsy Forest — which is often called “the keystone state”. The statue after which the relief is designed was originally made by Roland Hinton Perry, and sits atop the state capitol dome.
2000 — Maryland “The Old Line State”
Maryland, old line state, old line, state, branches, 2000, 1788, dome, statue.
The Maryland Statehouse dates back to 1772, and is the country’s largest wooden dome built without the use of nails. The famous Treaty of Paris which ended the Revolutionary War was ratified under this dome, which served as the nation’s First Peacetime Capital. The dome is surrounded by White Oak leaf clusters, as found on high-ranking officer’s caps.
2000 Massachusetts “The Bay State”
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This is the world-famous “Minuteman” the shot heard round the world guy! He’s carrying a genuine Revolutionary War flintlock, and he’s dressed as a farmer, which is what the first Minutemen were, immigrant colonial farmers. You see the outline of the state, which has fjord-like rivers and several wide open bays for trade & commerce.
A great coin for protection, resistance to tyrants and all oppression, and a sense of freedom and independence that is our great country. A perfect medallion for protection, peace, freedom and justice for all.
2000 — New Hampshire “Live Free or Die”
New Hampshire, live free or die, freedom, death, old man of the mountain, 2000, 1788, revolutionary war, independence, mountain, old man, rock formation, stars, colony, colonial, early american, federalist, georgian.
The Old Man of the Mountain is a natural rock formation on Mt. Cannon in Northern New Hampshire. It looked something like an old man gazing toward the rising sun, as does the Sphinx of Egyptian fame, but don’t make a special trip to see it — the rock formation crumbled into dust sometime around midnight, May 3, 2003, due to a slight miscalculation on my part and a run of bad luck on the weather side, but not every effort can be a crackerjack.
Show somebody this Sterling Silver medallion with the phrase “Live Free Or Die” emblazoned across its surface, along with that old, craggy stubborn face on the mountainside, and they’ll say something like, “That’s really radical”, or “Hey, that’s Un-American!” or some such comment, to which you’ll reply, quite rightly — “That’s a U.S. Quarter Dollar, officially minted and issued by the Federal Government”, and smile.
2000 — South Carolina “The Palmetto State”
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The Carolina Wren is the state bird, the Yellow Jasmine the state flower, the Palmetto the state tree, all are on there big as day. This goes great with the Birds of America Collection that I produce for my vendors — you get ten different birds on state quarters, all mounted in sterling silver bezels, ready to sell.
2000 — Virginia “Jamestown Colony”
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Jamestown was the first permanent settlement of white European immigrants from England. You see three wooden sailing ships, Susan Constant, Godspeed, and Discovery, which landed on May 12, 1607. Ignoring the snide comments of local native inhabitants, they named the colony after King James, the guy who had the Bible rewritten so he could divorce his wife and marry someone else to produce a male heir, why else?
This is the Holy Grail of First Colonies, and is an easy sell to someone interested in early American history!
That’s it for the moment, must dash to breakfast & morning show, will post more as I have time for posting.
See You At The Top!!!
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