Want an Afterlife Adventure? Want several a day? No problem, that’s all we sell. Seriously, what a great opportunity this is to take the time to actually work with these ideas, get some handle on the Afterlife and rebirthing and learn to make decisions without hesitation by spending a few hours EVERY DAY in a D2 Bardo Safari.
What is a Bardo Safari, you ask?
Hey, you’ve wasted enough time, already — get in the groove! Find out about Bardo Safaris and ASK someone how you can join.
You won’t be disappointed, and it’s a great way to spend some “me-time” if you’re as boxed-in as you look and feel.
These are my “TFZ Trump-Free Zone” Earrings in copper.
I make them with a thick copper disk, almost impossible to emboss, but I do manage it with a simple embossing tool #1.
It’s a quick solution to punch the holes in the top with a hole-puncher from a crafts department — actually I’ll give more information about this at the embossing workshop, so I won’t go into detail here, but suffice it to say you then affix ear-wires into the top hole, and sign the bottoms, and you’re done, and you could be as much as $20 bucks richer afterward!
I sell them at $10 a pair wholesale, but you have to order at least 12 to get that price, otherwise it’s $20 per pair for a single pair.
This doesn’t have to be about Trump. These letters inscribed therein could also be the initials of the client, right? Or they could be any three letters or numbers.
Magically delicious, these earrings DO sell in person, don’t know how they’d do online.
Make good use of those punched holes to create a very rich looking field of punched holes, and please take note that the FLAT PART is as important to the design as the embossed part.
This is real Frankincense which I imported in 1972 — it isn’t the junk they’re now peddling as “frankincense” and this stuff used to sell for a king’s ransom not too many years ago.
It’s burned by placing a FEW grains on a self-lighting charcoal of the incense-burning kind — there are several varieties, most of which are not good — you’ll need to shop around or read a bunch of opinions.
This used to be a LOT of money, now it’s cheap almost like dirt, primarily because of the emergency and isolation effects, so you have the opportunity to buy a LOT of it at a very low price, a $1 buck a bag.
That means you can sell it for $1.99, which in the minds of most people, is the same as one dollar.
It of course is twice that, and that’s your commission for the sale, which means that, once again, you’ll have to calculate how many hundreds of these bags you can sell a day and how many years that consumer base will support you.
Fact is, even people who commonly burn incense no longer use the resins — it’s all about instant and easy and self-basting turkeys cooking in self-cleaning ovens.
The Myrrh is different. You’ve never seen myrrh like this. I imported it myself from Lebanon over fifty years ago, about 100 pounds of it, and I’ve still got some of it, not a lot, and some of that remaining stash is for sale.
I use this stuff a LOT, so I have a good reserve.
A packet like this one costs you $5 American, and that’s a bargain. You can’t find this stuff, not the real thing you can’t.
Magically speaking, this is the ultimate magical weapon against calamity.
You burn ONE grain at a time on charcoal, and it can be burnt with Real Frankincense to produce a powerful magical effect of Protection and Prosperity.
I’ll be happy to enlighten you. Send money, enough to make growing beds for our emergency food garden, and I’ll happily tell you the secret of life itself.
Your food garden can be part of our refuge program. I’m planning to use some of our acreage as a refuge, but in order to be part of it, you MUST contribute — there isn’t enough to give everyone what they need, it has to be paid for, and that’s up to YOU.
I’ll be building raised beds in the garden this very week, and if you send some support money for the garden project, some of that food we grow is YOURS, and I’ll endeavor to send it out to you as it’s possible.
This IS the emergency I’ve been warning you about for the past half a century, and it’s time you got your ass off the couch and did something to save the said ass.
Kahuna Bath Salts are the Ultimate Purification Salt — they are clean, and they are quite magical, and they are only $5 a bag, but this bag will last a long time — you only use a little of it for a magical operation such as Protection.
You can place these in the bottom of a “burning bowl”, meaning a bowl that, if you have a fire in there, won’t actually burn up with the stuff inside it.
A ceramic bowl or a metal bowl will do. Wood bowls are out for this operation.
You pour some ordinary rubbing alcohol on the salt mound, and light it with a wooden match.
Carry the bowl into various corners of the room, anywhere you want to chase away bad vibes, and repeat this for the entire house, all rooms including the bathroom, but NOT the closets or cabinets.
Nepalese Salt is great for Clarity of Purpose and Rapid Integration with a New Reality, so I thought I’d re-introduce it, and here it is, at $2 a bag.
It’s a great bath salt, makes a terrific burning salt and is a pretty salt to behold. It also smells real good.
I have dozens more salts, you have only to ask, and they’re all priced wholesale so you can resell them, but keep in mind that it’s hard to sell what they cannot smell.
The best place to sell an ammie is on a person’s chest. Several people are actually making a LIVING from selling these CQR amulets, and you could be one of them!
Again, it’s important to realize that selling is all online now, and you can’t walk around with things for sale, but you CAN publicize these in social media, and a good photo of a CQR-Adorned chest is worth a thousand words!
As a matter of fact, we were talking about the Illuminati and also about the secret Tibetan teachings contained in Star Wars.
You can obtain a recording of our talk. It’s available in several forms. Again, you have but to ask — you’re looking for EJ Gold and Robert Anton Wilson recorded talks. They’re on some website, but I can’t take the time to poke about for them just now in the middle of a blog and all.
Again, it’s available in recorded form from somewhere, but you’ll have to make the effort to find the stuff — it’s under “Claudio Naranjo” I would guess.
We had a LOT of discussions over a fifty year period, some of which are not recorded and some are.
You are welcome to find the ones that were — the other conversations are not for sale.
John and I were in the middle of a conversation about transitions, and Toni said, “so I’m a speck of uncertainty on an ocean of indeterminacy?” and we all cracked up!
This is the kind of stuff of which dreams are seldom made. If you want more awake-talk, get hold of some of the John Lilly recordings we offer in a variety of forms.
It was 1972, and plagues were all the rage, it was in the air. You must know that there have been many ravaging diseases that spread like wildfire in the old days, and the Great Pandemic of 1918 was just another H1N1 variety.
That’s the history of the world in a nutshell, it’s a war between the viruses and the bacteria, between Agharta and Siddhartha, or something to that effect.
If you want the real lowdown, send for the recordings we made — they might still be available from GatewaysBooksAndTapes, I don’t keep track.
I’ll tell you what we were laughing about. I had said in the Green Room that I had the same idea for a story as “Dune” — dry sandy planet, warring families, water shortage galore — and when we hit the fan area, he said, “Yeah, lots of writers tell me that — my single advantage is, I beat them all to print.”
That IS the secret — get it written and publish first.
Dave was the body actor for Darth Vader. He was frankly shocked when they replaced his voice with that of James Earl Jones, the most distinctive voice in the acting business.
It’s hardly surprising to me. Dave’s British accent is hearable in the scene where he’s carrying Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect to the airlock.
It’d be hard to imagine a cockney Darth Vader, but that didn’t happen.
Dave had to retire due to age, just plain age — he’s, I think, around 84 or 85, not a spring chicken. Thanks to Dave, we have some amazing dirt and rocks from British stone-age sites.
Those dirt bags are for sale — just ask and you shall receive.
Some more undocumented alien friends. I’d like to see ICE try to get these guys — they carry ray guns and planet zappers.
If you need anything done in outer space, these are your guys. They work cheap and have a fleet of small commercial vessels that make the run between here and Andromeda III.
Art classes? Sure, I gave LOTS of art classes, and some of them were video recorded. Would you like to see what those classes were like?
I believe some of them are posted on youtube, but most of them have yet to be viewed and classified and identified as to subject matter and gradation of reason and skill.
The armband is $225 and it does amazing things that I can’t tell you about, but you’re welcome to experiment with it.
If you don’t absolutely LOVE it, return it for a full refund. Those armbands are a bitch to make, so I don’t encourage you to buy it — only if you feel you need it.
What is it for?
Control. Vision. Perception. Clarity. Inspiration.
Here’s a video on how to beat yourself into submission.
I’m kidding. It’s two poses of me playing around with a fighting stick, my favorite THIRD WORLD WAR weapon of choice, and it’s the only weapon I permit myself to practice with, except, of course, the Single Action Peacemaker and Boise fast-draw holster.
That’s still possible, and still a lot of fun, and it keeps me lifting weights, albeit in the form of a cowboy revolver from the civil war era.
How about joining the Army?
I’m not kidding — there’s a lot of future in the armed forces these days, however, the lifestyle might not be your idea of fun.
If you have a problem with personal hygiene, the Army is not the place for you.
There’s a whole world of marching and yelling and climbing and eating out of a grimy metal pan awaiting your pleasure.
On the other hand, you could join a virtual army and still go into the kitchen for breakfast. No need to actually join anything.
What a terrific time to take the time to learn some Blue Line work, and this is just the Orb to teach it to you!
We will have a workshop on House & Tree at the Easter Workshop this year, all online, all available right now, plan for it, be there!
Why not wander around in Godd™ levels for a couple of weeks? It can’t hurt, and it might help.
I have a number of new Orbs I’m willing to release, but not unless I get a good response from those who want to download them.
It’s hundreds of hours of work for me, which I’m willing to do, but you have to be willing to at least walk through what I’ve taken the hundreds of hours to build for you.
This is great for solo or multiplayer use, and a guide could definitely be of service here.
Each of the areas is devoted to a particular culture — there are about a dozen halls in this museum and more are in the planning stage.
Of course, for some halls, we need models. For other halls, we need flat images. It’s all done with mirrors.
The museum experience is alive and well in cyberspace.
I’m relying on YOU to get it over to folks, to popularize it, and one way to do that is to walk through and make a FRAPS video, then post the video and get it snapped up as a viral video — that’s how these will sell.
You can try virtual magic and see what it does. I think you’ll be surprised at how cleanly the two worlds interlink and connect up.
The guides in the space make sure that you don’t do anything that might be magically incorrect. They are guides, they work as guides.
The dragons are just a fashion touch — sure, they keep the place clean and neat and devoid of intruders, but they also make great candle lighters and room-warmers, if you don’t mind cleaning up a little poop now and then.
Born too late to use the Red House Darshan Hall?
No problem, you can make it up now, with this super-detailed Red House Darshan Hall that I’ve crafted up over the past year and a half of working on it.
It is guaranteed to put you there.
Okay, I give up. I’m going down for a bit of rest and relaxation, and hope you’ll take advantage of everything I have to offer.
Together, we can get through the emergency, but more than that, we can bring the TEACHING through.
I’ll say more about that, in the next chapter.
See You At The Top!!!
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