Ancient Vibes

Ancient Vibes, that’s what it’s all about, if you’re wearing or carrying anything ancient, such as a ring, a pendant, earrings, mojo pouch or beaded necklace, and I can supply them all, in absolutely ANY human culture you care to name — for a price.

Oh, it’s not MY price. It’s whatever I have to pay to get whatever it is, and when it comes to ancient artifacts, the sky’s the limit, and I’ve paid plenty to get serious relics, and if you knew what they could do for you, you’d pay the price, and gladly.

You can read all about it in my book.


Once you’ve read the book, you can continue reading. Just kidding. Go ahead and read the rest of this thing, in order to get my MASTER PLAN.

Hey, listen, Master Plans are not all that easy to cook up, and they often fail, like so many more mousetraps that oft gang agley, and what self-respecting mice and men would argue that point?

So why in the world would you want to fool around with Ancient Vibes by wearing or carrying something ancient, meaning an item that was made and in daily use some 2,000 to 7,000 years ago.

Anything older than that belongs to the Pre-Flood civilization, which is called “Atlantis”, actually a complex interaction of churches and states in the period before the melting of the ice caps at around 12,400 B.C. until about 8,000 B.C. come next Tuesday.

Psychometry, which is what it’s called when you get vibes off an object of any age, is common enough that nobody seems to notice when it happens.

For instance, you get a penny dated 1909. Of course you don’t notice the date on the coin — it’s just another penny — but you FEEL something, and some memory of a long-ago tiny cramped coldwater flat comes banging into your head, but of course, trained as you are in the ways of the organic world, you ignore it and squash the image into nothingness.

This is how most folks live life.

But why in the world would anyone want to walk around wearing or carrying some ancient relic from thousands of years ago?

Well, obviously for the psychic connection, just as you’d wear a ring that someone you wanted to contact in a seance had worn during their lifetime, or you’d offer an item of clothing to a canine tracker, to hunt down someone who’s turned up missing.

Not only can I prepare ancient items for wearing or carrying, but I can also create mandalas and other image-based relics & artifacts for your personal psychic expansion program.

What? You haven’t got one?

Sure you do. You use the SuperBeacon, don’t you? Well, that’s a psychic expander, and so is the PLS course and the Orbs and the Godd™ Particle.

Hey, want to have a group experience that you won’t soon forget? I give a workshop where everyone sleeps on a Godd™ Particle under their pillow and joins the groupdream, after which we get together on ZOOM to discuss and compare experiences.

What sorts of things do I offer as wearable relics? I’m glad you asked:

  • COINS — Clearly, coins are the easiest things to come by for some Time Zones, but there are also times where coins were not used — for instance, the Sumerians used shells and beads for money, and so did most of the very ancient world. Coins really came into popular usage around the 13th century, but even then, trade was often in the form of barter.
  • POTSHARDS — Ancient terra-cotta pottery fragments are coated with a varnish and mounted as earrings, pins and tie-tacks.
  • BEADS — Glass and stone beads were made throughout the ancient kingdoms and empires and they are plentiful enough to be fairly inexpensive. Of course, there are a ton of fakes out there, so be prepared to use your ancient skills of psychometry to FEEL the age of the relic.
  • EMBOSSINGS — I make copper embossings that carry Blessings. Need I say more? You can receive training — on ZOOM — to do the same, and to help spread the Blessings throughout the Realm.

Of course I have ALTAR ITEMS as well, mostly dating from around 12,400 B.C. to around 200 A.D., many of which are ancient bronze, silver and some few ancient items in pure solid gold.

I’m shipping out some construction parts to Tito today, that can be assembled to make a Dream Catcher for his altar. Would you like one, too?

I’m sure he’d be delighted to make one for you, and I can send the parts or he can learn to make them — on ZOOM, of course, that’s how we teach now, even running Orbs, for which you can get a Pro Coach.

I can think of a dozen of our folks who could and would do that — run an Orb with you, using “share screen” and “share sound”, of course.

Need to know how to do that? We offer classes on ZOOM to show you how to run Orbs and to help others run Orbs.

Wear something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue.

Well, I don’t know about the new, borrowed or blue stuff, but something old I can help you with.

I have over the past six decades reconstructed ancient-style jewelry, made with genuine ancient stone or glass beads, all guaranteed authentic.

For my reconstructions, I use modern .925 sterling silver or 18k solid yellow gold, but those are not cheap, nor should you use them unless you have gotten yourself into a position where the cost is no big deal.

If you can afford the solid gold relics, you are in a good position to help others, and that’s what I want to talk to you about — helping others.

First of all, I think you’d agree that there’s a whole lot of UNNECESSARY suffering going around these days, am I right?

I don’t propose to eliminate suffering — there are too many people in this world who love to suffer and to cause suffering to others, and those are not just the politicians — they are also those the politicians serve.

To get started, you’re going to have to ignore all the carnage going on around you. It’s just the Dark Carnival, and it’s always going on, and always will go on — there’s nothing you can do about it but ignore it, walk on by.

I had the good fortune to hear these guys live at our school, Downtown Community School, under the direction of Pete Seeger and Norman Studer, and this is one of the songs they taught us.

We had two and sometimes three-hour music sessions with Pete every Thursday morning. He’d come down from Beacon on the Hudson and he always invited someone special to offer songs, fun and learning.

This kind of thing doesn’t go on anymore, and can’t go on with the general attitude out there being all steeped in hate and anger and resentment and foofle.

Yes, foofle.  I’m so tired of the bullshit, and I’m sure you’re just as tired of it, but it IS the most popular opinion right now, a sort of “everybody go to your own corner” kind of time.

I’ve been here before, lots of times. You have too, and that’s what I’m trying to help you remember. All those times you’ve been here before.

You know the story. You know what’s BOUND to happen, because it always does, kind of like knowing what’s going to happen in the next level of a video game, without knowing the precise details.

Well, that’s what it’s like to hang out in this slomo trainwreck called U.S. democracy. Read the articles by Mark Twain on the Senate and see if anything’s changed in the past 150 years.

The only difference between Senators back then and Senators now is their cell phones, which they still carry into secure areas to get a photo op.

Speaking of photo ops and relics and artifacts, I have this incredible early U.S. Mint Copper Cent from 1796 — only a couple of years into the existence of the United States.

This flowing hair capped Liberty is the crown of my Early American Collection. Is she for sale? Look, it took me over 65 years of active collecting and searching to find her, but I don’t hold onto anything, and I can find something equally amazing to head my collection, so make me an offer.

Before you even consider making an offer, you really should research this  coin. Only then will you appreciate my counteroffer.

If you’re like most of my friends and myself, you really can’t afford this coin. I didn’t pay cash for it — I traded into it, in exchange for an ancient Alexander the Great coin, which I traded into from an Emperor Maximilian, which I had gotten for a 1009-s VDB MS-60 Lincoln Cent, which … you get the idea.

The entire process that led to that coin involved dozens of trades over a period of six decades of active trading.

I prefer to trade, don’t really like selling coins, much more fun, like trading baseball cards, magic cards or bench-warmer cards.

What? You are as yet unaware of bench-warmer sports cards? Can this be true? Well, let’s repair your ignorance right away, shall we?

This is a moderate collection — I had to really search to find something a little less wild than what I had in mind.

These cards often sell in the hundreds of dollars, and the basic idea can be used with spiritual ideas — instead of a lipstick kiss or a piece of panty attached to the card, how about a spiritual relic?

I have lots of ideas for this realm, mostly “Blessing Cards” to go along with the “Blessing Earrings” and “Blessing Pendants” that I make with my little paper circles, and you can, too.

I’ll send you the paper blanks for a quarter a pop — that pays for the rare 80 pound paper stock, the industrial machine I use to make the disks, and the wear and tear on the cutting dies, which need replacement four times a year, when I’m making stuff, which I always am these days.

You can’t resharpen those dies — they either cut or they don’t. You send for a new one — I have something on the order of 50 custom dies to use on our fabulous industrial-type Accucut die-cutting machine.

Golly, I’ll bet you’re anxious to get started on this great new workshop project, right? Okay, fair enough. Here’s what I have in mind for a starting place:

Arrange a time for a ZOOM meeting to suit as many time-zones as possible. At that meeting, establish a shipping reception for each participant.

Send out a relic or an artifact to each person, and ask them to wear it or carry it for at least seven days — one week.

Now have another ZOOM meeting, and each one in turn will then discuss the effect.

What effect?

Why, whatever you noticed that was even slightly odd or different or noticeable — on you, your environment, your inspirations, your feelings, your mindset and your mood.

Not to mention diet.

Too late. I already mentioned diet. That’s another thing. I have ideas on how to run a cooking school for conscious cooks, and I can do it on ZOOM!

I can teach you how to make an omelette and then watch you make an omelette — the technology enables me to see exactly where you screwed it up.

Same with fly-fishing, or public speaking, or examination of a new species of plant-life. Those can all be taught with ZOOM, but you have to know how to use the medium, and most teachers don’t.

That right there could be a great job for a GROUP  of people to do — offer training in ZOOM to teachers, educators, musicians and out-of-work mathematicians.

Out of work? I’m Hiring!

That’s probably the most likely person you’ll find these days, someone out of work who can’t find a job.

Make one.

What?

Make a job. Be your own boss. Make one.

What job? The job of being out of a job, of course. You gotta start with where you are. Using the principle of “It takes one to know one”, find out of work people and put them to work training people how to use ZOOM.

Don’t expand it out into other services. Keep it simple. Here, lemme give you a for-instance:

This could be a home concert or a group piano lesson, or a music-theory lesson, or a group clinic or workshop using a Korg keyboard.

The video was shot from a different camera, but it’s easy enough to set up the ZOOM event to record to either the cloud — if you have a pro version of ZOOM — or to your computer, which I prefer anyway, because I’m then going to process it through my Open Shot Video Editor, which I’ve come to appreciate and enjoy.

You have to know what the right settings are for your composite product, but that’s not hard to learn, and you can attend one of our video classes and find out how it’s done.

Or not.

Look, I gotta go. Have a LOT of work to do before morning, and it’s three o’clock now. I’ll be at my jewelry bench, making paper jewelry.

Do you also find it funny that I get paid the same for paper earrings as for solid 18k gold? To me, that’s one of the neatest “turns” in organic life — nothing makes any sense, but it all seems to go okay until the very end, huh? Eternity is okay, except for the last part.

“Of course there’s an Afterlife. The real question is, how far is it from midtown?” — Woody Allen

Don’t worry about the Future. It will take care of itself. Allow yourself to be drawn into the future. Dispel the illusion of propelling yourself from the Past.

The FUTURE you want is the OATTRACT labeled “L3(15)a”, which will operate all Level 3 access points on the matrix to find your Soul Group and link up with it, which is the object of the operation.

In short, that’s the right road.

Our mission is to upload the blueline to the Causal Plane, and we’ve done that. From this point on, it’s all downhill.

See You At The Top!!!

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