🎤 “Skibidi Blessings”

A Gen Alpha Prayer of Ascension — I’ll play these at zoom meeting today.

[Verse 1 – Malkuth]
Yo, Angel of Day Ones, squad guardin’ the spawn point
Keep my step count clean, no trip-ups, no Ls
Today’s timeline got glitch vibes —
But you got W-aura, fr fr. No cap. Guide me

[Verse 2 – Yesod]
Angel of Leaks & Real Talk
Drop that divine update in my DMs
I’m tired of clickbait feels
Hit me with clarity — crystal, not crunchy

[Verse 3 – Hod]
Boss Angel of Thought Squad
Cancel all the fake NPCs in my zone
Let my community be on fleek with peace
United vibes only, no messy group chats

[Verse 4 – Netzach]
Angel of Winning Streaks
Remind me I’m not mid
Even when the aura’s cooked
Let the W stay loading, even if it’s buffering

[Verse 5 – Tiphareth]
Angel of the Glow-Up
You’re deadass the light behind the filter
Let my inner self be more than just “main character energy”
Help me slay, but with purpose. Not just for likes

[Verse 6 – Geburah]
Angel of Red Flags & Boundaries
Teach me when to block, when to bounce
When to say “nah, unc”
And when to pop off in holy wrath — respectfully

[Verse 7 – Chesed]
Angel of Hype & Healing
You give free serotonin boosts on the daily
Pour that kindness like iced matcha
On my burnout brain. Chill me, fam. Bless

[Verse 8 – Binah]
Angel of Big Brain Energy
Unpack the lore behind the chaos
Help me get the vibe when life’s giving “Skibidi Toilet”
Show me the sacred algorithm

[Verse 9 – Chokmah]
Angel of Insight & Rizzy Moves
Slide me the knowing before I swipe wrong
Let me move like I’m built diff
But humble, like, sigma with softness

[Verse 10 – Kether]
Top Angel, Source of the Source
No mid-vibes in your realm. Just pure cosmic drip
Establish me in the eternal Now
Perma W, no glitches, no cap — just soul

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Bob’s EZ Gen Alpha Glossary (for “Skibidi Blessings”)

W – Win. Something good, cool, or successful.
L – Loss. A fail or something bad.
No cap – For real. Telling the truth.
Fr fr – For real, for real. Extra true.
Aura – Your energy or vibe.
Mid – Mediocre. Not very good.
Rizz – Charisma or charm.
Delulu – Delusional in a silly or dramatic way.
Unc – Uncle. A nickname for older folks.
Slay – To do really well, with style.
Built diff – Unusually cool, tough, or strong.
Skibidi – Nonsense word for something chaotic or weird.
NPC – Non-player character. Someone who seems fake or brainless.
Main character energy – Feeling like the center of attention or story.
Scroll fatigue – Tired from looking at screens too much.

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Bardo bus time. Hop on board.

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