What To Do While You’re Waiting To Die

Clearly, this Rolex Oyster does little good the day after you die. If you’re living on the clock, a Rolex is important, but imagine a whole life that wasn’t on the clock!!! Okay, so you’ve figured out that you only have a few years of productive life left, and you’re wondering how to best spend your few precious remaining years. That’s like a gambler counting the change after losing a million bucks at the craps table, but okay, here goes:

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Gorby’s Quick-Fix

You can use any of the Remedy Orbs as Karma Feedback Readouts, but…there’s a catch. It takes a while. and you can use any of the Remedy Orbs, but you mightn’t have the time to do so. For both of these problems, no worries! For there is now…

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GORBY’S QUICK-FIX!!!

What is it? It’s just what it sounds like, a Quick-Fix. Basically, it’s sort of a Remedy Orb cut down to the max, reduced right down to the nitty-gritty, in a “Let’s get right down to work” mode. Professional runners will like them. How does it work?

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