Wanna See How Shit Floats?

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Let’s Make Some Magic:

Enter these subjects into your search bar on youtube and see what happens! Now, these are not tightly specific — they are of general interest and are very large and inclusive search categories, very much toward the generic side, so expect that my videos will not be at the top, but they will be within easy reach of the top of the list, and therefore very likely to get some hits with their high ranking in this particular search, although in other searches they may be lower down or entirely absent, depending on the stupidity of the operator and the smartness of the browser.

  • 5 Best Copper Wire Projects
  • How To Wrap Crystals in Copper Wire
  • UFO Crash Sci Fi Parody
  • Jim Morrison Story
  • How I Make Magic Rings
  • How to Make a Sculpture Armature Cheap
  • SuperBeacon
  • Crystal Radio
  • How to Make a Silver Viking Ring

Okay, gotta go,

See You At The Top!!!

gorby

Take a Quick Peek!

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I’m running short on time again this morning, so I’ll post a couple of examples of the kind of things I’m working on to enrich the postings, barb them up with hooks, get the metatags, tags and hashtags all in place, and of course rewrite the description so it fits what the search engine is looking for — it’s all about the Algorhythm, of course.

Okay, here are a few examples — learn from them as you can. I’ll be covering this whole subject of seo marketing, social media and virtual magic, which is magic that’s done in the virtual world to affect the real world, and yes, it does work.

The virtual rituals are a whole lot cheaper, and you can conduct them in the Sistine Chapel or the Taj Mahal, if you like — the cost? About $L3,000,000 Linden, which comes to about $12.80 American. Joking there, the rate of exchange is much closer than that.

Okay, here are a few things, and then I’m off to see the wizard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZBA2bZd8OY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9aTngAx1AU&t=1s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMcyJnC7Bek&t=9s

Gotta go,

See You At The Top!!!

gorby

Get a Job!

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www.esens.com

Want a great side-hustle?

If you’re looking for a really terrific side-hustle where you can earn extra bucks on top of your horribly miserable triple salaries from three jobs just to keep food on the table, I have an incredible suggestion, an opportunity to really get out of the box, the hole, the trap.

You can use your social media skills to make money, to help the spiritual community and a whole lot more, and the job is simple to begin with, then it gets harder but also commensurately more rewarding, as is usually the case.

The first level of work is to look and like — I’ll be only too happy to explain. Continue reading →

ejgoldguru social media

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Running Late!

Just taking a moment to post a few of my new ejgoldguru thumbnail graphics — it’s a nice pleasant smiling face looking out at you there — probably mostly harmless. It might be okay to push the button and see the video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e8Es9GGN8U

The video is many years old, and the quality is low, the information hard to hear and the lighting absolutely terrible, else fine.

See You At The Top!!!

gorby

 

Keys to the Kingdom

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Yes, it’s true — you can accomplish the same work in the field of social media that you might do in seated meditation or “work on self” as it’s known in the West these days. The form is changeable and fluid, if you know the Teaching. If not, it all looks different and can be wildly confusing and seemingly paradoxical.

So I guess at first you’ll have to take my word for it — there’s WORK in them thar hills! Money, too, if you apply these skills to a business model such as an SEO agency.

Your first effort will be to create a video — any video — that expresses where you are and HOW YOU FEEL right now. This could take the form of a personal selfie style video where you’re walking or sitting in a garden by a fountain.

This is very relaxing, but it won’t get you very far without a gimmick of some sort — what gimmick? You’ll figure it out. Continue reading →

Youtube Marketing

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpbXVKLQceY

This video garnered some 14,000 views, and it had ZERO marketing on it until just the other day! How about that for a story? And it’s even easier when you put in all the barbs and hooks that you should be putting in. Not adding the hashtags, ordinary tags and key words is like playing Diablo II without a Merc — it’s just plain stupid to play without a Merc. Continue reading →

Social Media Exploitation

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This video has garnered 259,000 views, a quarter of a MILLION people have seen it! It’s a simple gimmick — use a joke as your script, and get the machine voice to tell the story!

I was looking for a word that means more or less the same thing as “weaponizing”, but I didn’t want to militarize the idea or to make it violent, because it’s not, it’s just simply exploiting, obsessively looking for openings, weaknesses, sensitivities.

I had other words for “exploitation”, but none of them were acceptable in modern language, what with all the “weaponizing” and such going on, but “exploitation” seems to fit the bill all right — it means to take advantage, to be opportunistic in the extreme, and that’s exactly what’s intended here.

If you’re taking my social media marketing course for the first time — and many folks repeat it just to catch the extras, because the course is very concentrated — you need to know that the heart of all marketing is reaching new faces every day.

That task is not all that easy in today’s corrupted communications world. By “corrupted” I mean all the slash and burn advertisements that pop into your face as you browse or study a page online.

The continual onslaught of commercial chatter into your private thinking space makes real thought impossible, and distraction the order of the day. Continue reading →

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Learn This Lesson Well!

I’m going to post here a number of youtube videos that I have up on one or more of my channels. You have very little time to master this idea, but I’d suggest you get a start on it, because the means to handle these things is soon going to vanish from the face of the earth. There’s more chaos coming from Washington every day now, and it’s not over!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivNW0_aphGc&feature=youtu.be

For well over a decade now, I’ve made all sorts of youtube videos, thousands of them, and they haven’t let me down — they’ve garnered some 8 MILLION views between all 20 or so channels of video lore, but listen, that’s not important right now. What is important is that you try to understand what I’m going to explain to you now: Continue reading →

A Remedy For FEAR!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpLuDcU-vvM&t=48s

Fear is Your Friend

Sure, there’s a remedy for fear — actually, several. One is to ignore the fear, just carry on as if that crippling debility wasn’t happening. Another way to deal with fear is to confront it. Still another method of handling fear is to overcome it.

I recommend none of the above. Fear is a wild animal, to be tamed but never civilized. There is really only one way to handle fear, and that is to thoroughly master it, make it yours, own it.

The best way to own something is to actually own it.

Oh, I know that sounds ridiculously self-evident, but it isn’t, and you mustn’t dismiss it with a toss of the head, especially if you have no neck.

That condition is not as rare as you might think. If you travel 1 mile over the speed limit anywhere even somewhat rural, and you’ll run into law officers, generally named “Bubba”, and they have no neck, as the Ghostbusters described the New York official. But what about fear??? Continue reading →