My USB NFT Gallery #4

USB NFT GorbyToken – EJ Gold “Angel Power” – edition of 100 – Lot of 10 for $390.00

Welcome once again to my NFT Gallery, where we buy, sell and trade digital art assets that come “framed” in a CRYPTO USB WALLET. No blockchain needed, and it’s off the internet, so no surprises there. Totally safe, completely datablock-encrypted in the hardware mounting, plus your USB Wallet Card is HAND-SIGNED & Numbered if it is a multiple edition, and Hand-Signed with the DATE.

Just my SIGNATURE on a 3″x5″ card is worth $300.00, and if there’s a drawing with it, you can add a couple hundred, or even a few thousand dollars to the price, depending on subject & complexity.

Anything I produce out of my studio is worth a few hundred dollars at least, and often it’s in the thousands. Even a brick is worth something. Continue reading

Original Art Scrapbooks

Cedar Bar New York School celebrities showed up at my Cedar Bar Art Shows.

Depressed and discouraged?

Can’t find a way to make an honest living in Trumpland?

Nobody can. But you can turn your life around with a simple and basic understanding of the following Truth:

“It’s just as easy to make a million-dollar sale as it is to make a two-buck transaction.”

Hard to believe? For most folks, determined to be end-user suckers, it’s downright impossible to believe that it’s the same effort regardless of the money involved, but boy, is it ever true, and with a few simple $35,000 art sales under your belt, you’ll maybe come to believe.

It can take a lifetime to really learn that it isn’t the money, and most folks remain ignorant of this fact, and when they do happen to hear it, they simply don’t believe it, but it’s true, and some people have made millions knowing how to take advantage of this fact. Continue reading

Zen Rock Painting

Jewel & Gorby setting up gallery for rock painting & auctions.

Yes, Zen Rock Painting is here, and it’s incredible! You will have the best craft experience of your life, absolutely guaranteed or double your money back — the class is free, the materials are free and the table space is free. It costs us about a dollar to give away one painted rock, and the result is well worth it.

What happens when someone is confronted with “Paint a Rock”?

It varies, depending on the internal and external dialogues and conditions. In short, the very prospect of the simple act of painting a rock is seen as an enormous ego-threat.

“What if my painted rock is ugly?” they worry. All the worst aspects of internalizing and projection come out at this moment.

If there’s a conflict between a couple or between adult and child, it will come out now. This is the time when all neuroses get trotted out to block the possible fun experience.

They are unworthy, and they know it — they’ve been taught all their lives that not only are they not artists, but that art is crap, and that all artists are degenerate drains on society.

I’m here to put that lie to the test. Continue reading

Screwing Up Bigtime

You can have the greatest product or service in the world, something that everyone would love to have or do or have done, but if nobody knows about it, you might as well have nothing.

That’s what’s happening now.

Our gallery is scheduled for the Art Walk, which is where local artists sell MOST of their year’s work.

Problem is, the paperwork is still undone, long after the FINAL DUE DATE, because no one has taken JUST A LITTLE responsibility for putting that paperwork through, and repairing mistakes later.

Nobody did it.

Oh, sure, they send e-mails, text messages, insta-grams saying they just can’t handle it, and everyone reads them, but nobody takes action, because nobody wants to risk failure, thus guaranteeing failure.

So we’re currently MAYBE in the Art Walk. They’re holding the papers for us until we can get our shit together enough to tell them what we sell and who we are.

Christ, it never had to get this far, but it needs fixing — and fast — within 24 hours of now. Frankly, it should have been handled within hours of first receiving the application, where you track down every fact you need, right then and there, no delay, no prevarication, no dangling it out for someone else to resolve, because they’ll just pass it on like you did.

Abdicating Responsibility is not a good way to do business, nor is it a good way to behave in general. Nobody takes responsibility, nobody takes action, and nobody notifies anyone that there will be serious and costly consequences, and then shit-hits-fan and there’s shit all over the place. Continue reading

Chagall Show Coming Next Week!!!

Next weekend, we’ll be opening an exhibition of original works on paper by Marc Chagall, featuring:

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  • “THE WINDOW” — M-175, DLM 99-100, 10″x8.5″ image size, original hand-pulled stone lithograph in colors, edition of 5,000, Maeght Gallery, Paris, July-August exhibition, 1957.

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  • “THE TWO PROFILES” — M-177, DLM 99-100, original hand-pulled stone lithograph in colors, edition of 5,000, Maeght Gallery, Paris, July-August 1957.

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  • “RED ROOSTER” — M-203, 9 1/16″x 15 2/8″ trimmed to plate, original hand-pulled stone lithograph in colors, edition of 6,000, Freres Draeger, Maeght Gallery, Paris, 1957, for the Lassaigne Edition. Very rare first printing, first edition, acquired on first publication.

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  • “BOUQUET WITH BIRD” — M-298, overprinted hand-pulled lithograph in colors, DLM 119, Maeght Gallery, Paris, November, 1960.

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The Next Step

Now that you’ve joined the Ashram for $30 a month and gotten a place in the gallery — either a cubby at $100 per month or a booth for $200 a month or both — it’s time to look at the program.

You are now part of a team.

That team operates in the subtle plane, but manifests clearly and tangibly in the gallery as a group of artists and artisans.

The art varies widely, as does the crafting. Materials and methods are very much unique to each of the experienced artists of our Grass Valley Graphics Group, and that creates a lot of excitement in visitors to our space.

Because we specialize in miniature works of art, our walls are filled with lots of interesting things to see. People tend to stay longer in the gallery precisely because there are so many paintings, drawings, sketches, embossings, earrings, necklaces, bracelets, rings and more, and the longer they linger the more likely they’ll shop, meaning you get the sale.

How the support boils down is that whenever we have some surplus, it can be applied to promotion and publicity, but keep in mind that money can’t buy you love, and you can quote me on that! Continue reading

Why Are You Here???

St. MIke at Cosmo Street, 1969.

Back at Cosmo Street, when St. Mike uttered those now-infamous words, “Why are you here?”, newcomers would brighten up, and old-timers would groan, “Not again.”, and that’s where they were wrong.

Of course, again.

Repetition is the key to the mysteries. Only when the initial novelty has worn off can one actually penetrate into any order of knowledge.

In short, you gotta do it a million times just to get the rhythm.

Why you are here is not a casual question, nor is it all-inclusive. In that particular case, it meant, “Why are you on Earth in a human incarnation?”

You should have some idea of what you’re trying to do with your lifetime, other than just spend it on vacation, on a continual quest for absence of pain and persistence of pleasure.

Basically, that’s what a paramecium does all day long. Continue reading

Nevada City Tours

Old Fire Station, Broad Street, Nevada City, photo by E.J. Gold.

If you click onto nevadacitytours.com, you’ll note that the first listing takes you to zazzle, where you’ll initially see postcards, views of Nevada City and environs, that I took when I was regaining my walking skills after the second surgery in 2002.

The gallery is well within view here — it’s just to the right of the middle of the photo, inside the historic and very haunted New York Hotel. We feature very high-end ORIGINAL art by Chagall, Miro, Picasso, Degas, Manet, Gauguin, Matisse, Rembrandt, van Ostade and many more.

Our first offering will be a very rare and very personal Jasper Johns 0-9 lithograph in colors, pencil-signed and numbered, but the most important aspect of this offering is that it came from Sotheby’s and carries with it all the documentation from Sotheby’s auction house in New York City.

You’ll see at my gallery — and have a chance to buy or help sell — museum-grade art, which could be purchased by an art patron in your hometown, on the public’s behalf, then bequeathed to your local art museum. There may be tax benefits to the estate by so doing, but the social and cultural benefits far outweigh personal wealth. This can be a legacy that you can leave for future generations, or help facilitate if you can’t buy.

Here’s an example:

This is a very unusual form of Jasper Johns’ zero through nine series; it’s pencil-signed and numbered by the artist. It’s small, personal, and very, very limited in the edition size. JASPER JOHNS — Zero Through Nine (0-9) — color lithograph — Ca. 1978 — Edition 60 — Signed – Numbered – Dated – C 160×124 – S4 – G 781 – Full Margin — Sotheby New York – 05/13/87 – # 833. Continue reading