Find ‘Em & Keep ‘Em

It ain’t easy locating heavy duty Mojo just lyin’ about, eh? If you’re wondering what in the blinkin’ freakin’ heck-darn I’m talkin’ about, you’re just one of billions.

We all heard “I got my Mojo workin'” back in the sixties…or did we? You newborns wouldn’t have heard it. Wait a minnit. Lemme turn on my WayBack Machine…holy bazoli, can that really be that totally uncool cat, Bobby Darin???

Yes, that’s who it was, all right and, I’ll tell you this much, if you expected that motown sound, you were disappointed. But blues is not owned by anyone. Darin put in an amazing performance and as straight and Establishment as he seemed, he was anything but.

Mojo…well, fine, the song says it all, right?

I agree; it’s short on data.

At the end of the day, when the song is over, unless I already knew what a Mojo was, I’d be no wiser than I was at the start of the song.

Okay, so I give. Uncle! What is a Mojo, anyway?

Let’s look at popular wisdom — the ultimate oxymoron, even above military intelligence.

If you check in with the Great Suppository Of All Human Knowledge — Wikipedia — you’ll discover one single line that says “we really can’t say”. They list dozens of possible meanings, but nothing definitive. You know why? It’s because the word “mojo” has become part of American slang and now world slang, if such a thing is possible.

What they boil it down to is “self-confidence, self-esteem and sex-appeal”. Heck darn, I always thought it was a piece of rag made into a little bag full of botanicals and other stuff commonly found around the house. Well, certainly around Vincent Price’s, Bela Lugosi’s or Forry Ackerman’s house.

The loose word “Mojo” can mean so many things in sloppy human speech, but in Prosperity Path, it can only mean one thing; it means that by picking one up in the Remedial Level, you’ve improved your chances of your affirmation actually coming true on a roughly measurable level of percentage to succeed.

You want to increase your percentage of chance to succeed, and reduce your percentage of chance to fail, right?

Um, that is right, isn’t it?

Or are you one of those economic perverts who prefers failure because it’s less demanding?

Each Mojo you collect in the Prosperity Path Remedial Levels adds on the Quantum Level what you already have going for you on the Einsteinian Visible Universe Level.

Figure anywhere from 5% to 10% more confidence, self-esteem and sex-appeal with every Mojo you turn up in your quest for all 7 achievements and all 7 secrets.

Confidence we all need, even those who already have plenty of it; but confidence alone will not succeed. Self-Esteem is so important. I’ll explain why you need to boost your self-esteem 1,000,000 percent.

See, Low Self-Esteem is the biggest trap of all.

You’ll go to bed with a total creep just to have a little self-esteem, because we all know that if someone goes to bed with you, it’s only because they like and respect you and want to commit to a relationship sometime soon.

Sex-Appeal is easy to come by, hard to get rid of. Sex-Appeal these days amounts to basically just showing up, but it can be improved with a sexy shirt, a sexy tie, a sexy hat and of course a sexy body on which to show it all off.

Long story short, the Mojo is a bit of added luck, added good karma, additional boost upward, like a Clark’s bar on a long hot sweaty hike up a foothill trail in the high desert. Dry, dry, dry.

See You at the Top!!!