THE ART OF BELIEVING — “Trans-Dimensional Voyaging” — SCRIPT #3

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Ancient Chinese Trans-Dimensional Device shown onstage, Dresden, 1899.

That’s us, in the photo above, just before we respawned to build and operate the Golden Lion in San Francisco from 1922-1939. I respawned in 1941 to attend this party. Here, below, is the script for the Fifth Wave Quantum Distortion Demonstration:

What’sa matter?  Are you stuck in time? Do you belong to another time and place? Is your world cold, empty and futile? Well, fret no more, bunky, help is on the way. Thanks to several advancements in science that have already been leaked to the public, I am at last able to make my “Wayback Machine” Voyages into the far distant past and into an unknown future.

STEP INTO THE FUTURE!!! STEP INTO THE PAST!!!

Step aboard the FIFTH WAVE QUANTUM DISTORTION DEVICE and take a journey into time and space, into the past and into the future. See for yourself the world of the Future!!!

Let’s take a LIFE-REPAIRING SPIRITUAL HEALING Time-Travel Expedition right now, this very minute, but before we embark on our journey into time, we ought to have a little spending money, right? (PICKS UP DOWSING RODS, SHOWS BOXES & GOLD SAMPLE.)

I’ll just dowse for gold. Could I get a volunteer from the audience? Thank you. Come on up here, and help me, please. While I have my back turned, would you be so kind as to place the target gold sample into any one of these three wooden boxes? Don’t tell me which one. (TURNS BACK TO AUDIENCE.)

Is it in one of the boxes? Good. I will now determine which box the gold is in by its vibrations alone. This is the box. (INDICATES CORRECT BOX. BOXES & GOLD SAMPLE ARE TAKEN OFFSTAGE OR PLACED ON SIDE TABLE.) Now with a nice chunk of gold in our pockets, we’re ready to do a little time traveling.

My FIFTH WAVE QUANTUM DISTORTION DEVICE allows us to actually physically travel with our bodies both forward and back in time. At the end of our journey, we will land safe and sound right back in our Home Universe, where our journey into time first began.

Now, in order to travel back in time, we’ll have to actually stop time dead in its tracks, with this handy little gadget, my Time-Stop Watch. (MAKES ADJUSTMENT. TIME STOPS.)

There. Time has stopped, as you can see. You’ll notice that experience and continuity exist quite apart from the flow of time. Now that we’ve stopped the time flow for a few moments, we can do a little time traveling. (PICKS UP CHANGE BAG, SHOWS IT TO BE EMPTY.)

I should warn you, when you’re jaunting around the universe, you can literally meet yourself coming and going, so don’t let anything that happens right now startle you. (PULLS WHITE SILK OUT OF CHANGE BAG, SHOWS BAG TO BE EMPTY.)

You can take several or dozens or even hundreds of trips into the past, meet yourself and see yourself all over the place, and yet you experience it all as a single individual on each run through a time-space matrix, just as you can do in almost any virtual video game in today’s crude science. (PULLS ANOTHER WHITE SILK OUT OF CHANGE BAG, AGAIN SHOWS BAG TO BE EMPTY.)

Advanced civilizations require millions of years to mature. Human civilization is barely ten thousand years old, if you don’t count the civilization that killed itself off with nuclear war some 30,000 years ago, ending in the bombing of Mohenjo-Daro and several other city-states in the Near East and Central America, notably Columbia and Equador, both nuclear nations in the long-distant past which modern humans call “prehistory”, meaning they can’t find a speck of evidence, even when it’s right under their noses, and do you know why? (PUTS DOWN CHANGE BAG, PICKS UP SECOND CHANGE BAG, SHOWS IT TO BE EMPTY.)

Prejudice. (PLACES WHITE SILK IN CHANGE BAG, HOLDS CHANGE BAG WHILE PICKING UP THE OTHER CHANGE BAG, SHOW IT TO BE EMPTY.)

There were no civilizations before the Stone Age as measured by modern man, so why look? And if you do happen to find some 30,000 year old artifacts such as aircraft, space vehicles, stargates and builder tools like the ancient Golden Ankh, a stone-cutting and stone-lifting device that every self-respecting ancient builder had to have. (THE SILK HAS TRAVELED TO THE OTHER BAG, AND THE OTHER BAG IS SHOWN TO BE EMPTY.)

I have an ancient Egyptian Ankh cutting and lifting tool very similar to the one used by Edward Leedskalnin to create Coral Castle in Homestead, Florida. He disallowed people to watch him work, but two teens saw him “lift multi-ton stones as if they were helium-filled balloons”. (THE SILK HAS TRAVELED BACK TO THE OTHER CHANGE BAG, LEAVING THE FIRST ONE EMPTY.)

He used the same device to quarry, lift and dress the multi-ton stones so cleanly that without mortar, there is no space between the stones, and to lift the finished stones into place. He had no helpers, and built the castle, which withstood the violence of Hurricanes for many years without damage. He finished the castle in just 28 years, with no other tools than the hand-held Ankh and a small light wooden crane to help adjust the position of the stone by giving him some leverage at the top or sides. (THE SILK HAS TRAVELED ONCE AGAIN TO THE OTHER BAG.)

Spatial and/or temporal separation allow the same object to exist as two different quantum objects, as long as the object remains in stable coherent matrix, which means that it isn’t subject to any breakdown, either chemical or atomic. Pure gold is a good choice of materials with which to make a field matrix or receptor plate.  (THE SILK HAS RETURNED TO THE OTHER BAG.)

You want the atoms to remain in fixed and unchanging relationship to each other, and that’s not going to happen with exposure to elements such as oxygen, sulphur and potassium, so it’s important what you make your distortion filter out of. (BAGS ARE SET DOWN AND REPLACED BY A SINGLE 12″ JUMBO BAG, WHICH IS UNZIPPED, THEN ZIPPED BACK UP, THEN PULLED INSIDE-OUT TO SHOW THAT IT IS EMPTY.)

I use gold for the filament, titanium for the plate. The atomic breakdown is negligible and the lasting power is relatively good, as physical objects go. The wall of a cave or a large stone monument is stable enough for most stargate technology, with the exception of the Orions. (FISHES AROUND INSIDE JUMBO BAG.)

You don’t need a fast car to get up enough speed to activate a time machine, like it says in the movies. Planet Earth is already whirling away at thousands of miles an hour, and it’s orbiting the sun, with an average radius of 93 million miles and the sun travels through the galaxy at an even higher rate, and you wouldn’t believe how fast the Milky Way Galaxy is traveling through space-time right now, so a deLorean automobile at its fastest speed would make no measurable difference. (DUMPSTER-DIVING INTO THE BAG RIGHT UP TO THE SHOULDER, EXAGGERATING THE MOVE ELABORATELY TO SHOW HOW DEEP IS THE DIVE.)

Luckily, time travel doesn’t have anything to do with speed. The speed of light is fixed and constant and unbreakable if you’re moving, but we won’t move a millimeter. We’re going to grab hold of the universe and move it around us, simple as that. (STICKS HEAD INTO BAG, SPEAKS IN A MUFFLED VOICE:)

The Orions, a race from a distant universe shading that used a stargate at Sirius B, and that apparently, sometime around 10,000 years ago, had an experience something like you’d have if you drove a deLorean time-machine automobile into the Old West, then discovered that you’d run out of gas. (STICKS HEAD BACK UP OUT OF BAG MOMENTARILY, SMILES AT AUDIENCE:)

Your problem is to get some gas into that car before it rusts and you’re too old to use it. Remember that no matter what lifestream you happen to be operating in, your organic body is ALWAYS on the clock, and you have only so much game time before Mom says you have to log off and come to dinner. (STICKS HEAD BACK INTO BAG, FISHES AROUND SOME MORE.

Your solution to being Stuck in Time: Upgrade the locals to the cultural point where they need gas. How? “Invent” the automobile, turn them loose with greed for oil and gas, and you’ll have your five gallon gas can filled at the local petrol station in no time flat. Aha! Here it is! (CAREFULLY LIFTS HEAD AND ARM OUT OF BAG, WHILE HOLDING A VERY LARGE 36″ WHITE SILK BY ONE CORNER, EXAGGERATING ITS SIZE.)

That’s exactly what several offworld travelers did when they were marooned here on Earth, not in 1947 at Roswell — that was a total fail crash of an unusual offworld type vehicle — but at Goldstone, California, in 1963, when I was being used as a remote reader by a nonexistent government agency that has never heard of me. (SILK DANCES ABOUT IN THE HAND AND DOES SOME WILD GYRATIONS IN MIDAIR, IS GRABBED AGAIN BY CORNER.)

I know nothing of the events leading to the crash, but something had evidently gone dreadfully wrong aboard the craft, and it had gone unstable in flight, like the Nazi Time Traveling Bell incident and, like the Nazi Time Bell, had suffered a crash landing not too far from Goldstone Air Force Base in Southern California. (SILK STRUGGLES JUST A BIT AS IT IS SLOWLY AND ELABORATELY LOWERED INTO THE BAG.)

I wasn’t there at the crash site, but I passed nearby what I was told was a crashed vehicle of unknown type and origin, at Goldstone, California, on November 21, 1963, and subsequently took part in an investigation following the crash, into the origin, nature and purpose of the occupants, three of whom were still alive at the time I entered the building. (BAG IS GIVEN TO ASSISTANT OR PLACED ON SIDE TABLE WHILE ANOTHER JUMBO BAG IS PICKED UP, UNZIPPED, ZIPPED, AND SHOWN TO BE EMPTY.

I wasn’t the only remote reader onsite — we agreed on one thing for sure — they were not aliens. They explained in standard 21st century plain and clearly enunciated short-text that they were Earthmen, time travelers who had come back from 2054, where time travel is available as a smartphone app, to try to warn President Kennedy that he was driving into a trap. Obviously, they failed. The fact is that all attempts have failed, because JFK always gets assassinated on November 22, 1963, on this lifestream. (SECOND JUMBO BAG IS PLACED ON ANOTHER SIDE TABLE OR GIVEN TO A SECOND ASSISTANT.)

Nobody in the field and nobody back at Arlington believed our story, and the three survivors were taken into custody, where they remained under close guard until the last of them, Walter Koenig Hartung, born originally in AD 2054, died in 2008 at the Federal Correctional Institution in Cumberland, Maryland. (PULLING A 36″ WHITE SILK OUT OF THE BAG, THEN SHOWING THE BAG TO BE EMPTY.)

In another lifestream, the assassination of President Kennedy didn’t happen, didn’t even come close to happening, so why would anyone in that timestream go back in time to change it? See, the future is a product of itself, not of the past. The past, conversely, IS a product of its own future. Wrap your head around that one for a while. (THE SILK GOES BACK TO THE FIRST BAG, WHILE THE SECOND BAG IS NOW SHOWN TO BE EMPTY, THEN BOTH BAGS ARE GIVEN OFF TO THE ASSISTANT TO CARRY OFFSTAGE.)

ALTERNATE WORLD HEALING EXPERIENCE

Step into the Fifth Wave Function Distortion Bubble and travel to another dimension in which you have a healthier body/mind.

You can’t change your body or your mind — they’re kind of stuck on perm wave, for the duration of the lifetime. It’s how that body works, and the mind and body are interlinked, so give up any idea of altering the machine, but there is a powerful alternative. (SHOWING A SMALL BOUTIQUE BAG. ANGEL LIGHTS BEGIN TO APPEAR AROUND THE MAGICIAN, AND ARE SLOWLY PLACED, ONE BY ONE, INTO THE BAG, TO COINCIDE WITH THE FOLLOWING)

Instead of changing the body or mind or both, why not simply trade them in? It’s a simple plan. You don’t actually trade one body for another. You change bodies already in place, so it’s you that changes place, not the bodies. You merely step into the Distortion Bubble, wait a few minutes to allow the translation process to take place, then step out into a new reality. You can stay on the carousel and just keep changing worlds, until you’re in the exact world you want to be in, where the body is at its optimum health and performance level.

Change bodies all you like — it’s just like changing channels on a tv set. All the channels are there all the time, but you decide which one you’re going to tune into. Changing channels or lifestreams is fun and totally harmless. Eventually, you’ll be in the right place at the right time, it’s just a question of luck and timing, like playing the slots at a casino. One dollar, if correctly played, can win a million. Patience is a virtue. (THE BAG OF LIGHTS HAS NOW GONE OUT, AND THE BAG IS HANDED OFF TO AN ASSISTANT OR PLACED ON A SIDE TABLE.)

TELEPORT OBJECTS AROUND THE UNIVERSE

(PICKS UP A SMALL CHANGE BAG FROM THE SIDE TABLE AND SHOWS IT TO BE EMPTY.) You know those little things you remember being different, but you can’t prove it? Let’s prove it right now to ourselves, that things were once very different than they are now.

I’ll just stick my hand into this alternate dimension next door, to see if I can find an otherworldly object, such as a bottle of Heinie Beer, (PRODUCES BOTTLE OF HEINIE BEER) Storebought’s Coffee (PRODUCES BAG OF STOREBOUGHT COFFEE BEANS) or Klonexx Tissues (PRODUCES BOX OF KLONEXX TISSUES).

I use a simple system of quantum-entangled coherent targets that form a distortion bubble tunnel between them. It’s easy to see that they are connected, but not physically so. Just connected, somehow, mysteriously, weirdly, and that’s the very nature, the deepest essence, of quantum, weirdness. (FINDS AND REMOVES SEVERAL SPONGE OBJECTS FROM BAG.)

You can reach across the dimensions through one of my Quantum Bubbles and pull a copy of the original Berenstein — that’s spelled S-T-E-I-N, not S-T-A-I-N) books into this dimension, where the only variant that exists here is the S-T-A-I-N variety. I’ll pull a copy of the S-T-E-I-N variety into this dimension to show you what I mean. See? I’ll bet dollars to donuts that this is the way you remember it, and the memory is still clear enough to make you doubt your senses when you see the S-T-A-I-N variety. (PUTS BOOK ON SIDE TABLE, REACHES INTO BAG TO PULL OUT THE MC LUHAN BOOK.)

Look, here’s a copy of Marshall McLuhan’s original best-seller, “The Medium is the Message”. It’s spelled with an “E” as you can see, but the only examples you’ll find now in this dimension say The Medium is the Massage”, with an “A”. The Medium is the Massage doesn’t even make sense, and in this universe, McLuhan explains that the printer made a mistake in the typesetting on both the cover and the title page, which is, of course, ridiculous. (PUTS BOOK DOWN ON SIDE TABLE, SHOWS BAG TO BE EMPTY.)

I can pull long-forgotten and long-buried objects out of other dimensions, such as the original Berenstein books and the Medium is the Message, but I can do much more than that.

(PRODUCES EXPANDING SPONGE ITEMS FROM CHANGE BAG, SHOWS THEM DRAMATICALLY WITH SOME FLUID MOVES, THEN PLACES THEM ON SIDE TABLE.)

In other dimensions I can find Miracle Healing Agents and bring them into this space. I can throw unwanted or evil or demonic or possessed bad things into a confinement space far removed from this one, where they can do no harm. (PLACES ORANGE SILK INTO BAG. SILK VANISHES, BAG IS SHOWN TO BE EMPTY.)

Time slips are very common, and unknowing victims show up in police stations all the time, lost and bewildered, some unable to speak any known language in this world. It’s never pleasant to wander into a time slip where you find yourself in surrounded by strangers who can’t understand a word you’re saying. Wait a minute, that sounds too much like what’s already happening, doesn’t it? (PLACES CHANGE BAG ON TABLE.)

USE MY 5TH WAVE FUNCTION TIME TRAVELER TO PREDICT THE FUTURE

The problem about future prediction is that you can’t ethically reveal the future, so you have to wait until it has already happened before you can reveal your prediction. One way out of this dilemma is to keep the prediction in public view during the waiting period, then open and read it on the date of fulfillment. (SHOWS HEADLINE: DEWEY DEFEATS TRUMAN, PLACES NEWSPAPER ON SIDE TABLE OR GIVES TO ASSISTANT.)

This prevents anyone from using that data to enrich themselves or to take advantage of others. Of course, your ethics prevent you from using this knowledge for yourself as well, so like Cassandra, you can predict the future, but you can’t reveal it until the future has happened. (SHOWS 1945 NEWSPAPER HEADLINE, “AMERICA SURRENDERS”, PLACES PAPER ON SIDE TABLE OR GIVES TO ASSISTANT.)

What’s the purpose of predicting the future if you can’t reveal it ahead of time? (SHOWS NEWSPAPER HEADLINE, “ELVIS DIES AT 90”). Your accurate headline predictions will bring workers to The Work, where without this help, they might have wandered in the Bardos for millions or billions of years.

HOW TO USE THE “HOT FLASH”

Let me show you a recent invention, which I call the HOT FLASH. There is only one “HOT FLASH” at the moment, but with all the interest in it, I guess I’ll be making a lot more of them. You might even want to use the HOT FLASH to further your spiritual development. Can I get a volunteer from the audience? (VOLUNTEER IS HOOKED UP TO THE HOT FLASH BY THE WRIST CONNECTOR.)

Most folks wouldn’t care about this device at all, have no use for it or interest in it. I tinkered together the HOT FLASH to use as a Time Travel Communications Device, but I soon discovered that there’s a lot more potential to the HOT FLASH than I had first intended.

  1. The HOT FLASH indicates a “HOT POINT” in a past life, parallel life  or future lifetime. A HOT POINT represents an unwanted psychic, emotional or physical intrusion into the present life, which can become an obstacle on your Path to Liberation, so we remove each HOT POINT as it is revealed. (TO THE VOLUNTEER ONSTAGE:) Indicate a hot point, please. (MACHINE LIGHTS UP & BUZZES MOMENTARILY.)
  2. The HOT FLASH actually “lights up” a HOT POINT SCENARIO, a scene that involves you now, or did involve you then, inside another close-by reality or lifestream which, with the aid of the HOT FLASH to guide you in your LOOKING MODE, you describe the scene. Show me that HOT POINT again, please. (MACHINE LIGHTS UP & BUZZES.)
  3. Then, with the aid of the HOT POINT GROUND BUTTON, you take the responsibility for the action of pressing the CHANGE WORLD BUTTON that will send you physically into another dimension in which the quantum entanglement does not exist, thereby discharging and breaking the quantum entanglement, thus freeing yourself from the impacting HOT POINT. (MACHINE LIGHTS UP & BUZZES.)
  4. HOT POINTS can be a distraction, an obstacle on the Path, and can trigger a lot of very disturbing phenomena and physical-emotional and psychic reactions to something that isn’t even happening in this universe or at this junction of time-space. (MACHINE LIGHTS UP & BUZZES.)
  5. HOT POINTS can be discharged and should be discharged, to achieve a clean, clear and karmically purified personal quantum matrix, which is commonly and quite correctly called a “soul”. (MACHINE LIGHTS UP & BUZZES.)
  6. HOT POINTS always have a reason to come back to haunt you. It isn’t enough to merely discharge the HOT POINT. You must also intentionally break the quantum connection. (MACHINE LIGHTS UP & BUZZES.)
  7. Only the conscious action of pressing the button on a HOT POINT GROUND can break the quantum connection of an unwanted impactor. Let’s see if we can use the HOT FLASH to detect one now. (MACHINE LIGHTS UP & BUZZES.)
  8. Harmonic Resonance is the key to HOT POINT Past and Parallel Life technology.
  9. HOT POINTS can be used to bring in skill sets, knowledge, memory and karmic cleansing. (MACHINE LIGHTS UP & BUZZES.)
  10. HOT POINTS are what spirit healing is all about. You can use the HOT FLASH to find COLD SPOTS in the personal electrical “Kirlian” field and can use the HOT FLASH to determine any elemental or spirit connections. (MACHINE LIGHTS UP & BUZZES.)
  11. HOT POINTS can be used to examine ghost hunting areas, looking for COLD SPOTS to indicate the presence of a spirit, then HOT SPOTS to spotlight events that caused the spirit to become stuck. (MACHINE LIGHTS UP & BUZZES.)
  12. HOT POINTS can impinge on body parts and can be discharged easily from them. The Discharge Button acts as a “reset” as well as a “discharge”, and can be toggled. (MACHINE LIGHTS UP & BUZZES, IS UNHOOKED FROM VOLUNTEER.) Thank you for your assistance. Give our volunteer a big hand, please. (MACHINE IS NOW OSTENTATIOUSLY TURNED OFF WITH THE CENTER SWITCH, BOX IS CLOSED, AND THE HOT FLASH IS PLACED ON A SIDE TABLE OR GIVEN OFF TO AN ASSISTANT.)

My HOT FLASH is intended to indicate stuck spots in the present life and to discharge quantum entanglements where indicated. It is not intended for the diagnosis or treatment of any disease of any kind. It is strictly a spiritual tool used for the purpose of higher consciousness including, but not limited to, enlightenment, liberation and service.

PASS LIVING CREATURES THROUGH A WORMHOLE

I have in my hands a solid piece of plexiglass made in the shape of a doorway, portal, or gateway. (INDICATE THE ROUNDED TOP, & SHOW THE PLEXIGLASS PLATE TO BE SOLID BY LOWERING THE STAR GATES & TAPPING ON THE PLEXIGLASS AT THE CENTER OF THE FRAME. ROTATE THE PLEXI TO SHOW ALL SIDES, THEN SNAP THE STAR-GATES INTO PLACE, AND ALLOW YOUR SUBJECT TO FLOW THROUGH THE BUBBLE MACHINE.)

When a quantum field is generated by a simple Graviton Pusher which I made in my own garage laboratory, a small black hole opens, and a distortion field appears, within which there is a time-stream distortion bubble, into the smaller end of which I push the object or creature or body part I want to send to the other end of the dimensional tunnel formed by the distortion bubble into the open hole caused by the Graviton Pusher.

If I used a wormhole, the object, creature or personal body part would not very likely survive the experience, nor would it want to, in that condition. The distortion bubble is the least disturbing mode of interdimensional travel, and is favored by most million-year-old civilizations, a club to which this planet emphatically does NOT belong. (THE CREATURE IS PETTED AND GIVEN OFF TO AN ASSISTANT OR PLACED IN A HOLDER ON SIDE TABLE.)

FIFTH WAVE GHOST HUNTER

My FAMOUS GHOST HUNTER (PICKS UP GHOST HUNGER) is the ultimate COLD SPOT locator and SPIRIT IDENTIFIER on the planet, but more than that, it converts INSTANTLY into a GHOST COMMUNICATOR that allows you to two-way communicate with any entity. Are you there, Arthur? (MACHINE LIGHTS UP & BUZZES.)

How can you have a quantum connection with something you never had in your hands or in your experimental quantum lab? No previous connection is necessary. You just hook two Coherment Target Clusters together, set the spin and it’s done.  It’s made especially  easy with the HOT FLASH. You merely tune into the BFO Beat Frequency Oscillation of any COHERENT PLATE and match its waveform to NULL. Nothing to it, really — it’s just high school science, where I come from, right, Arther? (MACHINE LIGHTS UP & BUZZES.)

The GHOST HUNTER is available right now, today, but the personal training in its use is not. It will have to wait until we have a training center, which will be the same time we have a commercial kitchen, which is waiting for someone or many someones to step up to the plate and back the venture. Thanks for your help, Arther. I’ll see you at tonight’s seance, okay? (MACHINE LIGHTS UP & BUZZES, IS TURNED OFF, HANDED OFF TO ASSISTANT OR PLACED ON SIDE TABLE.)

CIVIL WAR TELEGRAPH

I have here a Civil War Telegraph. (PICKS UP TELEGRAPH BOX, REMOVES ANTIQUE TELEGRAPH UNIT FROM BOX, PLACES IT ON DEMO TABLE. It operates on two D-cell batteries instead of the old acid battery that originally powered the key, and it has NO connections with any other device. There are no wires, other than the wires used to connect the key with the electromagnetic clicker device that produces an audible long-and-short clicking sound that can be read as Morse Code if you know the code, which is mind-numbingly simple and easy to learn. (REMOVES THE KEY TO SHOW NO WIRES). This key comes off, just to show you that there are no hidden wires.

Morse Code is binary information — long click, short click, the same as zero and one, black and white, yes and no, on and off, high and low, radical and conservative. Duality is the key to any closed system of reality, and I heartily recommend it to all my Deity friends. (USES HALF DOLLAR ACROSS DISKS TO MAKE TELEGRAPH CLICK & SPARK.)

I have to connect the two Ectoplasm plates here with a metal coin, to complete the circuit in order to make the telegraph key click, see? Of course, a ghost can create ectoplasm between them and that’s how they operate the telegraph when you use it for spirit communication instead of time travel. (CLICKS TELEGRAPH WITH COIN.) Are you there, Arthur?

The thing about the Civil War Telegraph is that it was quantumly there back in 1861 through 1865, and survived until at least the present day. This means that it can be used to contact itself in the past as far back as 154 years AS ITSELF, and even further as component parts, if you know how to make smaller chunks of coherent harmonic resonant crystals, which is highly unlikely in your present condition, which is to say, human life on Earth.

I’m trying to contact my friend Edward Arthur Evans back in 1865, just at the end of the American Civil War. (SOUND OF CLICKS FROM TELEGRAPH.) There he is, now. Give me a moment to respond. (USES COIN ON DISKS TO SEND CODE.)

You might be able to use the telegraph to communicate with YOURSELF at the other end, if you happened to have been a telegraph operator at that exact location during the Civil War, but it’s unlikely. Are you with us, Arthur? (TELEGRAPH CLICKS AGAIN.)

What I did was to take an incarnation on June 30, 1831, as Mary Stevens Jenkins, and enlisted the aid of a telegraph operator during the Civil War to man the other end of a communications device that I would be operating from the future, and he did perform that service for many years until his death in 1912. I died at four o’clock on the afternoon of January 12, 1881, of natural causes, having survived two years in combat during the war. I’ll telegraph Arthur back that I received his signal. (USES COIN TO SEND CODE.)

So now I had an “other end” to my telegraph system, allowing me to communicate with Edward Arthur Evans of Millicent, a small town in South Australia just south-east of Adelaide, who had emigrated to the United States in 1859 just before the outbreak of the War Between the States, the proper name for the 19th century American Civil War. (TELEGRAPH CLICKS AWAY IN CODE.)

Of course, there have been American Civil Wars aplenty, both before and after that enormously bloody conflict. This is not a planet where you’re likely to hear complaints about the total absence of cultural and personal conflict. Thanks, Arthur. I’ll talk to you later. (PUTS TELEGRAPH BACK IN BOX, HANDS BOX OFF TO ASSISTANT OR PLACES IT ON SIDE TABLE.)

SEE IN THREE DIMENSIONS

You can easily learn to see in three dimensions and even more, and you can learn to MOVE AND NAVIGATE in them, as you should have been able to do right from birth, but you somehow lost the skill. Now’s the time to rekindle it, to reawaken those lost skills, lost talents, lost memories. Don’t be afraid of the future, greet it with enthusiasm. It brings awakening and liberation. Here’s how to see in three dimensions. Be careful, you never know what you might bump into! (DEMONSTRATES BINOCULAR HAND FORMATION.)

Thanks for coming, folks, see you at the top!