Spiritual Rehab Clinics

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8 and 10 hour gaming sessions work wonders on your Essential Self.

Why do you go to church, synagogue, temple, gathering, circle or group therapy? You go because your spirit is sick, tired, wandering alone, helplessly crumbling under the crushing heel that grinds you down into the mindless tedium, organic pain, mental overwhelm, personal habits, addictions and money worries of daily life.

Want fast, fast, fast relief?

Nothing could be simpler, but you don’t heal the body, you heal the spirit. Spiritual Healing can be achieved through a number of different ways, one of which is intensive video gaming in the right environment doing the right things and accomplishing the right goals in the right way, all of which is contained in the personal training program.

What is the personal training program?

I am offering several types of Coached Spiritual Rehab sessions, to wit:

  • SELF-COACHED — This would be a game that the trainee (Lama) would run by themselves in solo online mode, starting with softcore characters and then after graduation into the advanced course, they’d be allowed and encouraged to run hardcore chars for the full “loss” effect when the char dies, and they do, even in the hands of expert gamers.
  • GAME-COACHED — All my GoDD® games are game-coached, some more than others, meaning that you’ll find the coaching all inside the game, programmed in to help you figure out the rules, set the next mission, quest or goal for yourself — they’re all different kinds of goals — and they keep you on the path, check your progress and give you feedback on how well or badly you’re doing.
  • PERSONAL ONLINE COACHING — You can set up a coaching session with any of our certified spiritual rehab coaches. You get into an online game with your coach, who will give you suggestions, ask questions and offer guidance or help in a quest, mission or personal gaming goal. Donations for coaching are encouraged, to allow the coaches the time to offer their help at the same time they’d be earning a living at some 9-5 job, which they clearly can’t do if they’re coaching you, right?
  • SIDE BY SIDE COACHING — The coach sits on a computer next to or opposite the trainee at a center or a cyber cafe, restaurant or dojo. The coach can offer verbal exchange and watch the trainee’s hands and body reactions to game stress. This is the kind of coaching I had in mind from the very beginning, but it’s hard to deliver when travel is so expensive, restrictive and becoming more dangerous every day, so online training is obviously the wave of the future, allowing one to turtle and work at the same time. I calculate that the coaching donation should be around $35 to $50 an hour, but that’s based on numbers from the 1970s, so it might be ridiculously low by today’s standards, when it costs $50 to fill a gas tank and $200 to go to a movie.

We’ll talk more about delivery systems, ways and means to promote the training, which is the best way to get the ideas across. I’m thinking 19th century thoughts, about sanitariums and health spas and personal clinics, and I’m told that those are all obsolete terms, that “rehab” is the word I want these days, so rehab it is, and it can be delivered in small or large packages, remembering that it costs time, space and money to offer this or any program to the public.

How do you promote it? You won’t have to, because the results promote themselves.

How do you learn the coaching techniques? You take the course and then teach it. You get certification when you pass the course. Each course allows you to take your trainee higher and higher into the realms of spiritual empowerment.

I see training centers as meeting places for folks who have the Work in common, and visualize a small cafe with training tables, local art on the walls, serving the Work Diet, meaning yummy stuff that can’t be had anywhere else at any price. The salads alone are worth double the price of admission.

Chocolates and snack foods are a must in any training center, and a candy confection counter would definitely be a part of any dojo or center I’d be likely to set up, along with a small bookstore where books, CDs, DVDs, Thumb Drives, Flash Chips (with Orbs on them ready to run) and essential oils, candles, incense, statuary, jewelry, Triads, SuperBeacon and more, for sale — they’re all available at wholesale prices to licensed re-sellers.

Spiritual Rehab means healing the spirit, and nothing does the job better than Bardo Training, so get over to the Bardo Training Center and download your very first Bardo Station Mission, and be prepared for lots and lots of personal training in online sessions and workshops!!!

We’ll be talking more about this on this upcoming ICW workshop on Saturday morning at 6:30 a.m. — if you still don’t know how to get on with us, contact Yanesh right away for help. If you are suffering with Spiritual Overwhelm or Withered Soul Syndrome, you need this help, and fast!

See You At The Top!!!

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