Moscow Mitch, Moscow Mitch, He’s just another Putin’s Bitch,
And it’s kill the bill, kill the bill. He’s not been a patriot and never will.
Moscow Mitch is a mighty mean man, Won’t keep the Russians off of our voting hand.
Moscow Mitch, up on a hill, Pickin’ his nose with a hundred-dollar bill.
Moscow Mitch took a wife, She’s immigrated, but she don’t live the life.
Goin’ north, east south and west, Paper ballots stickin’ out of my vest.
Buy me a stick as long as my arm, Vote in the Senate to drop the bomb.
Got a vote in the Senate gonna give them pain, I can’t miss ’cause I got dead aim.
Moscow Mitch, he ain’t so bad, Whupped his mama, beat up his dad.
Early one morning, standing in the rain Round the bend come a long freight train.
Moscow Mitch, Moscow Mitch, He’s just another Putin’s bitch.
He’s just Putin’s little Senate bitch, that’s what’s become of Moscow Mitch.
