Hamlet says it best — “Something is rotten in Denmark”, and he’d be referring to his very own country, of which he is, for the moment, a prince in line for the throne, after his uncle, who murdered his father and married his mother — oh, it is all so COMPLICATED!!!
Did you know that things are going totally to Hell?
If you’ve been paying attention to the circus, the chief clown is planning to infect the entire nation with his Covid 19 virus, to which he is apparently immune.
Is he infectious?
Yes.
Does he care what happens to you? Yes, he does, in a strange sort of way — he wants to kill us all.
It’s his calculation that it won’t affect his loyal followers — they’re immune, too.
It’ll only kill off every last Democrat or anyone else who wants to give people who don’t happen to be his particular brand of loyal white Christian society a chance to live a life, and believe me, you’re on the list.
Even if you’re Lindsay Graham or Mitch McConnell, you’re on the list. Eventually, he’ll start to think of you as an enemy and a threat to his dictatorship, and you’ll end up in front of a firing squad, just like the people you turned in last month were, while you watched.
Oh, you might last a few more weeks or months, history tells us that you’ll be behind bars or lying on the street cold stone dead, once he gets the idea that you put him in power, and could just as easily take him down.
If you don’t think Trump has already made that calculation, you don’t understand the nature of dictators.
They’re not interested in cooperation. They only want to dominate. Their way or the highway, meaning incarceration in a labor camp until you die of dysentery, and they’ll keep doing bad things until they’re stopped, usually by a mob of former supporters, like Hitler, Mussolini and so many others.
I have disturbing photos of what Mussolini and his mistress looked like when the mob got through with them, but I’m not posting them here.
I really do hate to say I told you so, but I did warn folks back about 45 years ago, with the publication of “SlimeWars”, and again in 2017 with the publication of “Trump is a Four-Letter Word”, which has been on the best-seller list ever since I put the book down on the best-seller list on the dining room side-table.
Yep, right on top of the best-seller list is my book, just sitting there.
I fully expect to be rounded up for having written a book that makes fun of Donald Trump, and I won’t be alone — there are hundreds of us, maybe thousands, who will be punished by the dictator of Amerika, soon to be renamed “Trump-Land”, just prior to the annexation of Canada, Mexico and Greenland.
Sure, why not?
He won’t have anyone to oppose him. If you’re Lindsay Graham or Mitch McConnell, you won’t worry about what you’ve done until you start paying for it in a special Hell I’ve constructed just for them and their friends, which include Billy Graham, Jr. and a bunch of White House prostitutes.
Yep, Trump keeps whores in the White House, just like Jack Kennedy did, and why not? He’s not getting any from Melania, who sees the handwriting on the wall and is getting ready to fly to Ukraine, if things go really wrong.
It’s still possible for Trump to cheat the election. Be prepared for riots and civil war, if that does happen, and for riots and civil war, if that DOESN’T happen.
There are MILLIONS of people out there who are eager to re-fight the Civil War, which would be Trump’s Ultimate Present to Putin — he’s already given him the destruction of NATO, the dissolution of all European alliances, and the world-standing of the United States.
He’s also destroyed the CDC, the Post Office, the DOJ, the State Department and the local libraries — what else can he do in the time he has left?
We’re about to find out.
Meanwhile, you have to stay sheltered, find food, get safe clean water, earn money, and somehow pay the bills.
Good f*cking luck.
So I have a plan, if you’re still interested in staying alive, even if it means living under a thoroughly evil dictatorship.
Keep in mind that there are literally MILLIONS of Trump supporters out there who will go to war for him anytime he gives them the go-ahead to start rampaging.
It will happen. He can’t resist seeing that kind of mindless devotion from his followers. Hitler ordered his top SS unit to march off a cliff, to impress his friend Mussolini, and they did march right off the cliff, to their deaths.
Now, THAT’S loyalty, Donald Trump style.
In the meantime, we all have to earn a f*cking living, right in the middle of a pandemic, climate change, political upheaval, social unrest, financial ruin and a wreck of a football and baseball season.
It’s total Heck, and we need to develop a plan, and we need to get busy NOW to handle what’s coming down the pike.
It’s plenty nasty, and you’re in for a real bad time, if you’re in a populated area, which most of us are — Canadians are the only exception.
That’s a joke. Most Canadians live within one hour’s drive of the U.S. – Canadian border, and with good reason. There isn’t much up there in the Arctic Circle.
Try potato farming there sometime. Some years, you can’t even grow dirt. I’m reminded of my friend Norma, who could actually scald boiling water.
I haven’t seen her since she managed the Student Store at UCLA, which is how you spell the word “UCLA”, pronounced “Uk-Lah”.
I have a modest proposal of how you can deal with and manage the hourly freakouts in the news cycles.
I’m making rings again — magical rings — some of copper, some of silver, some of gold.
My best-known rings are the ones I make with ancient stones and glass beads, mostly Roman and Greek, but sometimes Persian and even a few Norse items come past my jewelry work-bench.
I’ve been selling them pretty well, at the rate of about 10-20 per month, with just two people working at selling them at the moment, but I’m hoping for more — you can’t possibly louse up someone else’s market, because it’s all about personal contacts, not advertising or sales promotion, although I’d like to see something more serious happening with our celebrity buyers, and we do have our share.
What kind of ringstones are they?
Well, the most popular are the ancient carnelian and the ancient glass, and I have plenty of that material around, mostly from digs where I participated in the excavation in some way — sometimes as photographer, mostly as your standard trowel-wielding digger crouching in a ditch.
That’s the glory of archaeology — it’s pretty much the same as digging those canals for water on the main path to the mess hall at summer camp, except you end up with ancient artifacts in the dig, and nothing but trouble with the other campers at the camp canals.
Whatever you do, don’t let Trump Fatigue take you down. Fight the impression that a great yawning gulf of Hell-spawn awaits us after election night, even though it’s true.
Concentrate on making or selling magical rings while you still can. Soon, you won’t be permitted to sell things online unless they’re approved by Trump.
Can you imagine what CHRISTMAS is going to be like this year?
Forget about the sales and the joyful singing of white Christian hate songs like “Onward Christian Soldier” and other threats against non-Christians that are fostered in the Christian churches.
What Would Jesus Do?
We know what he would do, based on what his followers are doing, which makes him a real nasty guy with an evil temper and a bad attitude toward people of color and Semites.
Actually, although you’d never get a modern Amerikan Christian to admit it, Jesus was a Jew, practiced Judaism and his most famous prayer was the most popular common prayer of his day, the thing now called “The Lord’s Prayer”, meaning Jesus invented it.
Far from it. That prayer was already thousands of years old when Jesus uttered it. Nobody had to write it down — they all knew it already, and many of them repeated it with him as he spoke, but you don’t hear modern Christians mentioning that clear and vital fact.
It’s actually not a political issue — it’s a religious war, with intolerance and greed dominating the field, and politicians riding the whirlwind, like they do.
Even if they believed you that what they’re doing is leading directly to civil war, they would not stop — they think they’ll win.
What they don’t realize is that a nation in a civil war can be overrun by another nation, such as Russia, while the two sides are battling it out, and if Iran and China get involved, the United States could end up as several different fiefdoms with Russia at the head, and Trump acting as his stooge.
Of course, eventually the two will turn on each other — I’m predicting that Trump will make the first move, because he doesn’t have an ounce of patience, which he proved by being unable to lie in bed for a couple of days, and his powerful need for approval, which led to the White House Superman Scene the other day.
Will Trump eventually cave in to the disease?
Give it up. The game isn’t set for you to win. Haven’t you been paying attention? The odds are profoundly against you.
You haven’t a prayer in Hell.
That’s why I recommend you make and/or sell magical rings right now, to ride the safety-net of magical operations, especially ring-making, which is the highest magic possible.
I certainly hope I haven’t brought you down with all this reality, but it is happening right now, and you need to deal with it right now.
One important factor is that the food chain will be interrupted for an unknown time — the entire food supply system will be under attack by the Trump administration.
You won’t be able to obtain food. That makes you vulnerable, dependent on government food sources, which means you’ll allow yourself to be taken away to a “care center” where you will be put to work until you die.
If you voted for Trump, it’s exactly what you deserve, but if you voted him out of office and lived through his cheating the election, you don’t deserve that fate, but it does await you and in fact, it’s the fate of everyone in Amerika.
When the smoke clears, there won’t be a single Amerikan alive — watch this space. Amerika is valuable property, to be developed by a realtor like Donald Trump, and paid for by your sacrifices.
If those sacrifices happen to include your very life, that’s not his problem, and your problems don’t interest him.
I know what you’re thinking — you can’t possibly do enough ring-making to enable you to forget about Trump for a while.
As long as you keep busy, very busy, you’ll be all right. Hard work helps you forget. Ring-making is hard work.
Still, there will be breaks in the clouds, where you just can’t do another ring right now — for those times, I recommend Team Fortress 2.
There’s nothing like wholesale virtual slaughter to make things look a lot brighter. Go steal the Intel, kill the entire other team and blow up everything in sight.
If that don’t make you feel better, I don’t know what will.
I strongly recommend you stay away from all demonstrations, especially peaceful ones — you’re up against a bunch of wildly insane well-armed self-styled “militia”, which means you’d better open-carry anywhere near them, and practice your draw every day, like I do.
This is where I’m at with fast-draw these days, at 79 years young — but a quick glance at my earlier videos, posted 8-10 years ago, show clearly that I’m slowing down, and my accuracy is in serious doubt.
Still, it’s a good exercise for me, keeps me going in the dumbbell department — the .45 Colt is 2.5 pounds, same as my workout bells, but it’s much more fun to do fast draw than weight-lifting, at least in my book.
Some folks would just as soon work out in a gym, but not me — I like the feel and challenge of fast-draw, and two-and-a-half pounds of dead weight is about all I can handle.
Naturally, I have a double holster and two .45 Colts, and sometimes practice my Hollywood shootout techniques that you see in the movies and nowhere else.
Just the idea of shooting down two bad guys without even looking straight at them intrigued me, until I found out that it’s easily done.
The eye prefers the rim, meaning that it’s MOTION and SHADOW that attract your attention and give you information about danger, food and opportunity.
Yes, opportunity. Humans are properly classified as “OTU”s, which translates out to “Opportunistic Tool-User”.
You know, like Trump. Like McConnell. Like Graham. Opportunistic Tool-Users they are, just like chimps, humans, and some octopi.
You’ll note that I don’t include those three gentlemen under the category of “human”, nor would I be so inclined — those guys are more like legendary Gods than they are mere mortals.
Doubt it? Just ask them.
Anyhow, I haven’t a lot of upside to offer, unless you learn to make and USE magic rings — I’ll be giving a workshop on Making Magic Rings, as soon as I can arrange it.
I’m also giving some thought to survival foods, in case you end up not being able to move from your present position.
I’m in that category and I’m planning ahead, for a total absence of food-sources within a matter of days or weeks from now.
Your only source of food will be the government. I hope you like orange-colored cheese slices and chopped pig parts, because that’s what they’ll be serving, if you’re one of the lucky ones to be first in line.
Breadlines, soup kitchens and tent cities will pop up everywhere. Welcome to Trump-Land, and I hope you enjoy your stay, however brief.
We lost half our family in Lodz, Poland, during the First Holocaust, which I and my mother, my father, my grandparents and three great-aunts happened to survive.
I don’t expect to survive the Second Holocaust, but I plan to take as many with me as I can. I recall what we were told by our commander back a few years ago, during the Viet-Nam war, “Don’t let them take you alive, unless you want to experience torture along with your death.”.
Yes, that sentence takes two periods — one before the quote-mark and one after, of course, indicating that it is a quoted statement, but then there has to be another period after the closing quote-mark, see?
Now, that’s the way it was for a thousand years of English literature, but who knows what the truth is now???
It’s like all history — it gets bent, twisted all out of shape, and spat out as truth when it resembles the current theory of life, which in this case is a crushed people living under a vicious and sadistic series of tyrants, all named “Trump”.
Yep, his kids will inherit the United States from their esteemed leader-dad when he passed into the Great Beyond, where he will be installed by the side of God’s Throne.
Where else?
You have to keep in mind that God is first and foremost a practical joker — She loves a good laugh.
If you don’t want a circus, you shouldn’t elect a clown — however, in this case, the election was rigged, just as Donald said it would be.
Reminds me of my friend Tony, who was reputedly — he never admitted it to me, but there were rumors — the Don of a Mafia type “family”.
I ran into him at the White Tavern on MacDougal late one October afternoon, and he was in tears.
I had never seen him express ANY emotion, but he was clearly deeply upset.
“Tony,” I said to him, “what’s the matter?”
“My dear friend Luigi gets into his car and the car blows up!” he replied.
“Calm down,” I said to him, “when did this happen?”
“Tomorrow at 6:00 P.M. in front of his house.” he said sadly.
That, in a word, is Trump’s ethics in a nutshell — I use the term “nutshell” advisedly. Ethics are in most people’s eyes something you study if you’re a law student.
So as Hamlet peers out through the crack in the curtain in order to count the house, and the sun sets slowly over the Amerikan Empire, we bid adieu to the lovely island of Amerika.
(THEME MUSIC UP & OUT)
Ah, it’s time for a commercial break:
Feeling screwed, stewed and tattooed? Get out of the loop now! That’s all the instruction you need. The Power is within you.
See You At The Top!!!
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