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Empty Nuclear Secret Folders for Sale Cheap!

Empty Top Secret Classified Folders for Sale cheap!

Here’s what you do: find a slogan, meme, phrase, buzzword that is instantly recognizable and is currently trending, hash-tagging and flying about the internet on the social media.

The business team has a “spotter” who watches the news channels and finds a topic o’ the day, and in addition, monitors the hashtags to spot the trending phrases.

Your building team now comes into play, using the formula of the Magic Phrase that you decided to focus on today. Here’s what they should come up with: Continue reading

Repent, the End is Near!

This CTF game was written in the Godd™ Engine. It is not currently available, but other equally apocalyptic game layouts are — come to a morning meeting and ask about them.

Luckily, I have a remedy for all this political freakout “civil war” bullshit brought on by the asshole politicians in Washington and elsewhere — I plan to throw my hands into the air, and promptly and unequivocally, give up.

I mean it. Give up. Why struggle against that kind of relentless sandpaper? I have a secret “wonder-weapon”, with which to defeat them all in a single swoop.

It’s when political shit gets flung direcctly into the faces of the public, which you’re seeing now from all sides of the political spectrum — that I lay down my sword and shield right by the river-side, and take up my Ultimate Weapon — humor.

It might be too great a step, definite is cause for alarm, and that’s why I created a set of fun wearable gifts that really says what it’s all about, Alfie.

That’s right. I created a line of gifts and personal wearables featuring a color graphic of an empty Classified Folder”, which is actually the cover of my graphic novel, “SlimeWars”, now available as an e-book and audio book recording.

So I decided to create strange and unusual “Empty Classified Documents” folder wearable and useable products on zazzle — things that would be likely to be wanted by you, and I hope I’m right. If not, it costs me nothing to try, just moving a few electrons around, is all. Continue reading

Generation of Vipers

Labor Day Convention, Jack Tar Hotel, San Francisco 1980.

“O, thou hypocrites, thou generation of vipers.” This biblical quote doesn’t refer to the snakes born every twenty years or so. A generation also means a production of something, as in, “spawned by serpents” or “serpent spawn”.

In my book, it definitely includes the current collection of insane power-hungry assholes in the hallowed halls of Congress.

They don’t appear to know it, but they’ve put the U.S. on a one-way course into civil disorder and unrest, with no relief, because any election will be called a fraud, even when the Republicans happen to win. Continue reading

Looking Backward Forwardly

I wrote this blog in 2019, and I can prognosticate just as easily what’s going to happen next from now on, but I guarantee this much — you can’t make up this shit.

If you had been told that every breakfast table conversation for the next seven years was going to include Donald Trump, you’d have thought me as crazy as he is, but it happened, and here we are, talking about that cowardly bully with the Hitler Grin, once again, and tomorrow, it’ll be the same.

How can a daylight crook dominate the planet for so long?

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Magic in the Mirror Revisited

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Ancient Chinese Trans-Dimensional Device shown onstage, Dresden, 1899.

That’s us, in the photo above, just before we respawned to build and operate the Golden Lion in San Francisco from 1922-1939. I respawned in 1941 to attend this party. Here, below, is the script for the Fifth Wave Quantum Distortion Demonstration, described below:

Fifth Wave Routine

What’sa matter?  Are you stuck in time? Do you belong to another time and place? Is your world cold, empty and futile? Well, fret no more, bunkie, help is on the way. Thanks to several advancements in science that have already been leaked to the public, I am at last able to make my “Wayback Machine” Voyages into the far distant past and into an unknown future. Continue reading

Updated Fashions KunstMatrix Exhibition

Yeah, it’s just lil’ ol’ me again, with an updated version of the SL Fashions kunstmatrix exhibition.

I’ve taken out the greyish matte-boards and brought the size of the image up to the size of the frame, and it makes it a LOT easier to see the things, plus you get the idea that it’s an item for sale, not a print for the wall.

I’ve put the entrance below my “more” line, so it wouldn’t mess up the download of this page too heavily, otherwise it could take a while.

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Ancient Egyptian Virtual Exhibition is UP!

Yep, it’s finally up and running, with all the goodies I had planned to put in there. You’ll notice that the architecture is very reminiscent of an ancient Egyptian tomb, narrow walls and low ceilings.

I didn’t plan that — it’s one of the standard offerings on kunstmatrix, and one I find useful, especially in “railroad car” style layouts, like the cold-water walkup flats in downtown New York City back in the 1950s.

I’m sure it’s not too much different now, smelling of old garbage and sweltering with the newfound heat of summer. Continue reading

Daily Life in Ancient Rome

Daily life in Ancient Rome.

Well, certainly not ALL life in Ancient Rome, just the more spectacular. I could have dwelt upon the general poverty and suffering of everyone who lived under the cruelty of the Roman Empire, but instead decided to concentrate just on the buildings we put up in the ashram.

There’s nothing quite like strolling through an ancient Egyptian temple complex or giant palace. Continue reading

Museum Gift Shop Open for Business

Well, by dingy-dongy, I done it. I was determined to finish the MaMa Gift Shop tonight, and I did, but now I’m totally ragged and have to go down for a while.

I may or may not make it back up for the Sunday morning zoom meeting, but I will give it my best try when the time comes — I won’t know until then.

So the items I selected for the gift shop were things I thought were fun and affordable. Continue reading