For Sale, Not Particularly Cheap

IMPORTED 1972, Rare GENUINE frankincense, myrrh, storax — $2,500.00 for all.

Someone just asked me if we have any collections for sale, and I answered “Are you kidding? All we have is collections!” so I thought I’d categorize them in more or less reasonable divisions of interest. Continue reading

Your Website Will Get 1 Million Visitors in 15 Days!

That’s right, the first fiverr person that I’m listing below promises — money back guarantee — that you will get 1,000,000 actual non-bot “organic” visitors to your selected url page.

He’s listed as a vetted pro, and you’ll note many positive feedbacks. His total price for the premium package is, you’ll note, a mere $45.00, so even if it’s a total bust, you don’t take a heavy hit for it.

On the other hand, if he can deliver even a few hundred thousand visitors to a url, think how easy it would be to apply that to youtube, in order to grow a channel fairly fast — only 15 days to reach 1,000,000. Continue reading

Turn $8.50 into $10,000.00

Copper and EMO Beads Six-Worlds Mala is easy and inexpensive to make.

That’s what I said. Turn an $8.50 roll of ordinary copper hardware store variety copper wire into upwards of $10,000.00 worth of valuable and desirable merch.

Listen, If you play your cards right, you could open a full-scale coppersmith’s jewelry shop in a matter of just a few hours. You could literally be an overnight success, and here’s how.

This 400-page fully illustrated “How-To” manual is for stone-age artisans only — you’ll be using the simplest tools, tools that were in daily use over 7,000 years ago, making designs that have not been seen for thousands of years. The ancient is new again!

99% of all commercial jewelers will have no idea how you did it — how you made rings out of wire, bracelets and necklaces out of wire and all sorts of earrings of every description and level of complexity or simplicity.

You will be a veritable factory of jewelry design, able to compete at any level and, when you get really good at it, you can graduate yourself to sterling silver and eventually 18k gold.

Of course, you’ll need a reputation in order to get the best prices — there are many hints on how to use social media to promote your productions, and you can get help at our ZOOM “Chain Gang” meetings where we make chain online together.

You can ask any question you like. As a matter of fact, I’d like to invite you right now to attend our very next linking workshop. Contact me for time and password.

See You At The Top!!!

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Destroy First, Then Read

This is a very important message, but then, so are they all. Take a good look at the charm bracelet above. The coins could be anything from ancient to modern, any denomination and any mintage.

The coins are mounted on a handmade bracelet. You’ll note that the clasp is in place — you can find out how to mount clasps on handmade chains by going to my ejgoldguru channel on youtube, or you can attend a class or two on ZOOM if you like. Continue reading

How to Make a Thing out of No-Thing

I know, it sounds dreadfully complicated and in the end, what have you got? You work and sweat and strain to make a buck to keep food on the table and a roof over the head, and while you’re digging to get out of the hole, all these violent assholes who want to destroy everything around you are filling them back in.

If you understand that it IS a war, and that you ARE the victim, you’ll be able to deal with it enough that you can at least carry on working at your job every day or night or both, while at the same time, skillfully ignoring the growing threat of civil disorder and political unrest.

Like I told them back in 1861, “If you don’t cool down, there’s going to be trouble.”, and sure enough, there was that four-year Unpleasantness that ended up worse than it began, and the same thing happened again back in 1941.

Frankly, I’m tired of warning them, and so I don’t. I make copper chains. That’s what I do, but it isn’t ALL that I do. Continue reading

Solderless Chain Links

It is time for me to finally at long, long last, reveal my ancient secret of making solderless wire link chains.

First of all, these are the same chains we made 7,000 years ago in the Tigris-Euphrates river junctions, but with modern copper instead of other stuff we found in the ground.

Bronze was common, pure copper was not. There was a stone age, then a bronze age and then after a while, an iron age, when you didn’t have to hunt up strange meteorites to bang into really sharp and unbreakable blades.

So chain links have been around a long, long time. I have some very rusted excavated chains from a Roman lady who remained where she was. The chain is exactly the link I’m offering here today, free of charge and welcome to all. Continue reading

Wrist Mala or Bracelet?

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Heart Mala can be worn by healers as well as worn during prayer and movements.

BLACK — Black Wrist Mala Bracelets are by far the most popular of the low-priced jewelry. Black is in the artist’s color-chart “the total absence of color”, but it also stands for all the area of the Electro-Magnetic Spectrum that lies outside the tiny realm of humanly visible light.

The Black Light Mala is called the Mystery Mala — it responds to Black Light Stimulation. I don’t have examples of that here, but it’s good to know that they exist, making them visible to anyone in the Astral Plane or higher.

You can easily make Malas, Wrist Bracelet Malas and Necklace Malas with the simple but stunning — and very inexpensive “CHEAPO” copper beads that come in bulk and that you have to sort before using. Continue reading

The Thunderbolt Conspiracy

Thunderbolts from my workbench.

It’s all about the mathematical patterns. It doesn’t look like much from out here in the Einsteinian Universe, but in Quantum, those little ridges are mountain ranges, and the flats are deep valleys.

Going deeper within, the patterns of zig-zag & swirl create momentary and persisting vortex & Gravity-Well Negentropic Clusters.

THEY are trying to prevent you from finding out about the Thunderbolt Dorjes, and you should be Mad as Hell about it!

If you’re not, you simply don’t understand the situation, and you need to read further. Continue reading

The Wayback Machine

Vishnudevananda Saraswati & EJ Gold at The Land.

Most people don’t walk around in a necklace made with genuine antiquities, and most folks don’t know the difference between an antique and an antiquity, and furthermore, most folks don’t know that they’re even allowed to own a genuine ancient item, nor would they be able to easily afford it — they’re not cheap, and they’re not easy to find, not real ones, anyway — there are a LOT of fakes out there, so beware.

What is an antique? Do we really know? Is there a Webster’s Standard definition of an antique? Continue reading

ZOOM WORKSHOP – Make African Tribal Jewelry

You can be an instant success at tribal jewelry-making, right from the very first time you try! Just get yourself a few rolls of .16 gauge copper wire at your local hardware store — it should run less than $10 a roll, but things have changed in just the past few weeks in the copper market, so it might be more.

You’ll also want to have on hand some genuine Czech hardwood RONDEL beads. I sell them wholesale by the hundreds and thousands, and always have them in fresh stock. They cost literally pennies apiece, so that’s not where your expense will be.

As a matter of fact, it won’t be anywhere. You can set up a whole shop of tribal jewelry for well under a hundred dollars, including your minimal beginning equipment. As you sell, so shall ye buy. Continue reading