10,000 Kangaroos on the Blockchain

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I borrowed the title from Mr. Fungible at NFT Times on youtube. He said it wouldn’t work, but I think it might, and I’m willing to risk ten minutes of my time to prove it. You can see his youtube channel here:

see his youtube page

He mentions in his video a number of things related to marketing. Now, apart from a class demonstration on marketing which I might put up on opensea, youtube or, you should pardon the expression, “the website formerly known as facebook”, I don’t care whether I sell anything or not. Continue reading →

$1 Dollar, No Reserve

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If you get the VAX, you turn into a zombie. Everybody knows that.

Yep, there it is in a nutshell. One dollar to open, no reserve, no gimmicks, no kidding. Time to find out, as an artist, if what you’re producing isn’t even worth a dollar to some kind hearted supporter.

But that’s exactly what IS going to happen to your ego if you attempt this Highly Spiritualized Daily Practice, and that’s the theme of my newest latest adventure on eBay, under the seller-name, RareAndUnusual, and you’re invited right now to come take a look at my treasures, lavishly displayed on my eBay seller’s store page, just as folks could be doing at yours, right now.

You could be doing the same thing I’m doing, and making passive cash in this very lucrative and exciting side-hustle.

I’m not in it for the money, although it’s definitely “easy” money. I’m in it for you. I want to show YOU how YOU can be creative, stay competitive, and work safely from home. Continue reading →

Where Have I Been???

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USB NFT – “Gorby’s Emporium” 1/10 – signed & numbered – $89.95

Sometimes I lose track of time, don’t you? What I mean is, I suddenly realized that it’s been days since I communicated any of this incredible stuff to anyone, so here I am to remedy that with this update:

First of all, we’re only hours away from release of the Godd Particle — just one more little tiny bug. I wouldn’t want to have to reload any of those particles with corrected software, so we’re really squeezing hard to get all the kinks out before we ship them out.

Also good news, we have enough Godd™ Particles to ship the first wave of orders — we just barely squeaked by. This is significant because our particles come to us from a far-away land, and it could take months, but as I mentioned, we have them in hand, having foreseen this situation months ago. Continue reading →

What a Deal!

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Monumental E.J. Gold sculpture installation.

click here

I don’t know if this business of combining a NFT with some physical item on purchase is going to become a permanent part of marketing and sales, but I’m guessing that it will happen, is already happening, and I’ll explain how it works:

You buy a small painting from my gallery for $100.00 and, at the same time, at the very moment of purchase, I give you a chance to “win” back your money at the NFT sweepstakes by combining any NFT of your choice, or in the case of matched items, the  NFT that is “paired” with your physical item that you purchased.

It’s really very simple. Calm your mind and take a breath. Continue reading →

“If you’re so famous, how come you’re on opensea?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D56bRQTSANA

Wow, what a good question. First of all, it’s easy to determine if I’m famous or not — google me. Okay, that’s settled. Now let’s discuss what good that does anyone, but before we do that, let’s talk about the second part of that first question of the first part?

In short, how come a famous Listed in Who’s Who artist can be found among the bums standing around the square on opensea? Continue reading →

How I Acquired Over $1 Billion in NFT Assets, Absolutely FREE!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2W-qHZZFOsM&t=1s

That’s right, over $1 Billion in NFT Assets, and I got them totally free, and what’s more, I’m going to tell you how and where I got them, and what I’m going to do with them.

Where did you get that NFT?

Answer? I didn’t “get” it — I made it and minted it myself on my very own OpenSea page, and it’s for sale — do you like it? Continue reading →

Half a Chance to Make a Million

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CRYPTO USB NFT Wallet Card: EJ Gold “Desert Rose Bath Crystals” – 10 for $390.00

Think of it — you’ve got wall space in one of the biggest and most successful art galleries on the internet, OpenSea. Maybe it’s not juried, not especially known for its glamor, but actually it has some pretty good local and recent artists, and they’re flourishing.

In days gone by, you’d have four shows at the most, per year, and that’s at four different galleries. They generally have a three-year waiting period to have a show, and that’s if you’re good and your art sells well. Continue reading →

Hamilton-Satoshi Bitcoin Rap Battle

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Don’t be fighting this trend. It will overwhelm those who resist it. I’ll tell you right now, this is the wave of the future, like it or not. It is so effing mainstream that they are making a Broadway musical about it, and then there are these youtube videos, hilarious but true.

Soon, the blockchain will be overcome, and prices will go down for trades. That’s a fact, very much underlined in history. It’s at that point that you want to already be positioned in the marketplace, and you don’t want to pay the going price for initialization when the price of Ethereum has gone through the roof.

Pay the price now and get it over with. It’s gonna cost ya about $200.00 bucks to get set up to create, buy and sell this shit, so get on it now, while you still can. Continue reading →

NFTs and Social Media

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Dark Hours series will be available as crypto NFTS on opensea.

There’s no doubt about it — NFTs don’t just sell themselves. You can’t just make a couple dozen of them and throw them in the river and expect to see some returns.

There is no magic formula, just hard work and repetitive efforts, and repeatedly slamming yourself against the proverbial brick wall until something sticks, and that may take a while, but, as they say, your time is gonna come.

So in the meantime, while I’m waiting for the money transfers to happen to give me some ethereum to play with, meaning to pay the transfer fees from sales, I’ve put up a few hundred crypto NFTs on opensea. Continue reading →