There’s a not-surprisingly wacky, demonically-inspired piece of political bullshit that warns us that people who get vaccinated inevitably turn into mind-controlled zombies.

God, how I wish that were true. Apparently it doesn’t take anything to turn them  into zombies — they’re born that way.

Think of it — millions and millions of zombied-out Americans, wandering around looking for snails, bugs and chicken wings to eat. Continue reading →