Fort Ord, California, 1962, Trainfire Weapons Instructor.
Ignorance is something that you can counter-attack with information, but what if someone is totally resistant to information, and can’t discern fact from fiction even when it’s happening before their very eyes?
There is no Cure for Stupid.
Resistance to learning is just one symptom of Stupid. Immovable, like the Rock of Gibraltar, just sitting there, period, like your average Senator or House member.
You think Minchin and Sinema are assholes? Just watch the circus and see a jungle spectacle that happens in my horror-filled zombie levels and killing fields. Continue reading →
NFT – “What Really Happened on Easter, Actual Photo” 1/1
There’s a not-surprisingly wacky, demonically-inspired piece of political bullshit that warns us that people who get vaccinated inevitably turn into mind-controlled zombies.
God, how I wish that were true. Apparently it doesn’t take anything to turn them into zombies — they’re born that way.
Think of it — millions and millions of zombied-out Americans, wandering around looking for snails, bugs and chicken wings to eat. Continue reading →
I haven’t made a shooter in ages, but I got hold of an idea for a 3D shooter environment that just won’t quit badgering me to create it, so I’m doing it as best I can.
There are only four of us on GoDD™ duty, meaning that Dick does the engine, Claude does the textures, models and sound, and Barbara does the level editing and detailing, such as particles and gravity effects.
It’s my job to write the map and install the monsters, if any, and that’s what I’ve done — at least for the first four hours of gameplay, I have.
The game, “Zombie Insurrection”, starts out real simple, as you’d expect from one of my games and as you’d expect from zombies in general.
The first level, called “Level 0”, is mostly designed for your introduction to GoDD™ Engine movement, and is also intended to gently increase the difficulty, in order that you might teach yourself the gameplay.
It will definitely help you to get the rock n’ roll rhythm you need to keep up, if you’re to ever finish the game sometime in the next year and a half. Continue reading →
Forget about the evacuation plans — there’s a good chance we can make a powerful jump, but we’ll have to use several magical methods to make it work.
You can set up a Zombie Family Booth and a Lucky Rodney Display anywhere.
You’ll need to set up at least minimally as a zombie family salesperson, but you won’t actually have to sell anything if you don’t want to, or just plain can’t, and there’s nobody else in your family who can or will do it for you.
One single small order of hot sauce is all you need to actually get started, but you’ll soon want to get the whole store and set it up on the side of the road or at a local fair, because this stuff sells, and what’s more, it may keep you off the government “roundup” rolls.
You need money, a lot of it, to get past this Trump Blockade in this Time Zone, and it can be done, but you’ll need lots of luck to make it through.
Speaking of luck, no matter what else you do, you need to buy, sell, trade and give away Lucky Rodneys, which has a powerful effect in itself.
Zombie Family Hot Sauces include BBQ sauces, steak sauces, marinades and more, and they’re all carefully made in a small family style kitchen, all fully licensed everywhere in the USA, so you can sell these products anywhere.
All our zomfam products carry Sacred Blessings, but nobody has to know that — they bring peace and harmony and good wishes for continued prosperity.
You get a selection of sauces in your first order, but most of those products will not sell — you’ll sell a TON of our “Habenero From Hell”, made with Red Savina Peppers, the hottest known EDIBLE hot sauce in the world!
You could set up a small outlet with just the hottest selling hot sauce, the Habenero, or you might want to include the most popular and not quite so hot “Chipotle Adobo”.
If you really want to go whole-hog, you can order all our sauces AND chocolates AND cappuccino mixes AND tea mixes and blends and all sorts of zomfam products that are ready to go out there on YOUR countertop to earn you money & Merit!
I’ve got the whole deal ready for YOU to sell up a storm, including the booth, which is nothing more than a canopy & table & chair.
You can get the USA flag canopy from K-Mart for under $40, the USA flag chair for less than $30, and the folding table for less than $50 while it’s still on sale — they’re already gearing up for back-to-school, so all the picnic stuff is on sale, up to 90% off, pretty much everywhere.
It’s going to be a tough year for any business that can’t go onto the street to earn a buck. Continue reading →
Look at the letters beneath the name “Caesar Rodney” and compare with p. 249 Strike it Rich with Pocket Change — “too rare to price”!!!
Just TRY to find that Caesar Rodney counter-clash anywhere for any price, then make an offer! Estimates vary, but it’s in six figures at least, and YOU CAN DO IT, TOO!!!
You’ll need faith, hope, and a good relationship with a SuperBeacon, Matrix & Ammy.
The Caesar Rodney is not the only coin I found with my SuperBeacon Array. I have a dozen 1909s VDB Lincoln Cents in fabulous condition, and a bunch more self-found coins that could fetch upwards of $10,000 apiece.
I’m not offering them. I’m using them to show that it CAN be done. I have no interest in money, except to sort it and collect the rarities.
You don’t have that leisure.
You’ll need money, and plenty of it, to get out of the vise-like grip of Trumpism.
I’ll bet you’re plumb tuckered, totally out of energy to fight against Trumpism, and that exhaustion is what the NPD counts on to make his case and drive home the misery.
It doesn’t take a news program to get you all depressed, because everyone on the street is talking about how bad things are, and at the same time, they’re afraid to mention the word “Trump” for fear of retaliation from both or all sides.
For Trump, Against Trump, Indifferent to Trump — these are positions that are all now very dangerous to take. Best say nothing, put your head down, look at the floor and put your hands in your pockets.
Tremble and be thou afraid. O ye hypocrites, ye generation of vipers — a generation of vipers is not a group of milleniums, and it probably should read “spawn” of vipers, to make sense in modern English.
Children of the Serpent.
Jeez, you’d think they’d send the boss, but no — just the kids.
The constant assault on your personal freedoms and on Democracy itself takes its toll on the honest citizens who are just trying to get along in peace and harmony with all the others on this planet, including plants and animals. There just isn’t room for honest people anymore.
Once you understand that the creeps in control will BE in control for the next fifty years, and you realize that it is a solid fact that YOU ARE GOING TO LOSE YOUR FREEDOM, you’ll make adjustments, just as the Russians did under Stalin, and the Germans under Hitler, and the Italians under Mussolini, and the… but you get the idea.
America will no longer be a Democracy, but that’s gotta be okay, because there’s nothing you can do about that. You’re just a little creature trying to avoid getting crushed by the steamrollers on your street. Continue reading →
Here’s a great box of chocolates for your zombie family picnics and home style barbecues, not to mention all those times Aunt Clara comes over to visit. A box of these chocolates will discourage the squeamish, leaving more goodies for you!!!
Presumably, you’re not squeamish. Let’s continue our browsing — each image will take you directly to the purchase page — just note the items you want and let us order them for you at wholesale prices — no need to pay the list price on zazzle — you order from us, we order from them, they ship to you, you put on table, make plenty sales!!! Continue reading →
Get out of town, get out of jail free, go to Free Parking, if you pass “Go”, collect $200 and all the other instructions you get in the course of playing the Parker Brothers’ version of Monopoly are equally relevant.
Join the Zombie Family at the Picnic Table, order your Zombie Booth today!
Won’t you join me on a special mission to introduce “Zombie Family” products into the daily life of humans of Planet Earth?
I have given over several of my own family recipes to friends of mine who are in the food prep business, and they have given me back factory-sealed packaged products of our very own making, using their food handling license to do this.
It costs very little to join the zombie family — you can get a booth from $100 with full wholesale privileges! Continue reading →
Sorry if you’re a Christian, and you got scared by my previous blog. I was being amusingly speculative, but even had I not been playfully toying with the thought experiment, “What Happened to the Christians?”, it would have nothing to do with YOU.
I guarantee that even if you wore an 8″ solid silver filigree cross vividly displayed and wore a tee shirt that said, “Ask Me About Jesus”, you’d be excluded from that exclusive club. No matter how you try to look, act, sound and smell like them, you’ll always be an outsider.
It’s not about Christianity, it’s about racism and hate groups, and preachers who preach hate. Unfortunately, humans are all-too-ready to be told what to do.
Mindless robots, relentless zombies, egotistical level bosses make a real double-socko combination-punch to the medulla oblongata!Continue reading →
Teen Zombies From Hell Invade Stephentown Home of NFL Champ Brian Holloway and stupidly post photos of themselves shitting in their own pants, boasting about their meth habits. Visit Beautiful Downtown Stephentown for a rare treat — you can watch these very same kids in zombie parades in Stephentown New York, every day of the week!!!
300 Drugged Teens Arrogantly Tweet Themselves in Home Invasion Plot. Yes, I said “Home Invasion”. It’s a Federal Crime and will at some point be recognized as such. Actually, it could be a hate crime as well, against Brian Holloway, and that means a Federal Investigation. More than that, even if the housebreaking and destruction were merely a misdemeanor, the conspiracy of the students to commit the crime does in fact constitute a Felony Conspiracy to Commit a Misdemeanor. Brian Holloway thinks those kids are worth saving; he’s wrong, they’re not. You can cure ignorance, but you can’t cure stupidity.
Problem is, they represent about 90% of the kids growing up today — the values of honor, honesty and valor just don’t apply to a 21st century world. You can’t expect kids to respect anyone or anything, if those values aren’t held by the parents, and they’re not. It’s a real nasty scene in the US school systems, as can be seen in the total lack of grasp of basic English, as well as an ignorance of History, Math, Science and the Arts, and guess what???? It’s only going to get worse, because the people in control simply aren’t.
Nobody could have stopped that drug and alcohol driven outrage — and that’s my point about most humans being Bots. If you look at the photos arrogantly posted on the deadly and evil Facebook, which is responsible for an uncountable number of teen “bullying victims” by the (did I already use up the word “arrogant”?) meth and booze powered creatures calling themselves “human beings”, you’ll see all the evidence you need for the existence of People Without Souls — these “kids” embody that concept quite readily.
Those kids feel nothing from what they did, and it’s not just a simple case of house-breaking and destruction. They’ve robbed Holloway and others of much, much more than merely objects. They have taken away his Peace of Mind.
The undercurrent unexpressed thought runs this way: If it happened once, it could happen again, and Holloway may never pass another night in peaceful slumber. And how is your Peace of Mind after reading about this incident? The fact is, those kids essentially pulled off their own version of 9/11 — attacking without warning — the mark of a coward — and thoroughly destroying the illusion of sanctity of any American home, including yours.
The same kids are in your home town, too. It’s not about one town’s failure to educate their children. It’s a world-wide disaster. This event may not seem like much of a big deal, but it indicates what will be happening throughout the 21st century, the Age of Terror, as it’s known back in the 37th century; get used to brutality — it’s going to become a Way of Life on this planet during the next 600 years.
Doubt it? Find out what the Romans thought of violence, treachery and cruelty, and shiver in fear of the Teen Zombie Facebook Hellspawns from Rensselaer County. What a reputation for the town of Stephentown, where these idiot zombies who turned themselves in via facebook and dared the police to stop them or do anything about it. May the rotting pieces of their flesh drop off beside the road, and not directly on it. There’s already plenty enough bull-puckey on the road to last many lifetimes. Why were these kids stupid and arrogant enough to post their crime on Facebook? I told you why. They’re Zombies. Attacking without Warning is the Way of the Coward. Like I said, not worth saving. One last chilling thought: These are not gang members — they’re ordinary “nice” kids, just like yours.
