Tag Archives: gaming

Wow! Dime-Sized Ammies are HERE!!!

October 30, 2021Uncategorizedcqr, cqr amulet, ej gold, game, gamer, gaming, gorebagg, jal, marketing, reincarnation, superbeacon, video gamegorebagg

This is my electronics workbench AFTER I’ve straightened it up.

Many people have asked throughout the past 25 years whether I could make the CQR Amulet any smaller, and I said “No”, because up to now — this very week — I couldn’t.

Then along came a miracle crystal that could contain the fatness of the already tiny miniaturized electronic parts inside the ammy, thanks to a friend of Barbara’s, who hand-crafts watch crystals for famous watchmakers like Piaget, whose watches go for hundreds of thousands of dollars, and she sometimes makes crystals for our ammies.

I needed a high-domed crystal that would fit into my gold bezel, so I sent her a raw radio so she could personally test the fit. Continue reading →

Dictators Are Good for Business

October 20, 2021Uncategorizedcqr, crystal radio, ej gold, gamer, gaming, gorby, gorebagg, jal, pc games, reincarnationgorebagg

Yes, don’t let it deter you that the good old USA will soon be in the hands of morons — not like it is now! Keep working, do your thing, ignore the beast in the bathroom. Just keep truckin’.

That’s what I’m doing with the NEW PC games that I’m releasing this season. Who knows if we’ll have another? Continue reading →

Exploding Lips Non-Violent???

October 17, 2021Uncategorizedej gold, exploding lips, game, gamer, games, gaming, goddgames, gorby, gorebagg, ipiplaphobia, jal, lips, reincarnationgorebagg

I’ve sent out the unedited final proof of Exploding Lips, and now it’s up to the testers to determine if it’s ready for prime-time — I think it is, but they’ll tell me if there’s anything profoundly out in either the Orb or the .ini file. My bet is that we’ll have a DEMO within a few days, and a release soon after that.

My plan is to make Exploding Lips a full release, meaning that it downloads from payloads and is listed on Steam under “goddgames” of course, being a shooter. Continue reading →

There is No Cure For Stupid

September 30, 2021Uncategorizedej gold, gamer, gaming, gorby, gorebagg, jal, merch, reincarnation, video game, zombiegorebagg

Fort Ord, California, 1962, Trainfire Weapons Instructor.

Ignorance is something that you can counter-attack with information, but what if someone is totally resistant to information, and can’t discern fact from fiction even when it’s happening before their very eyes?

There is no Cure for Stupid.

Resistance to learning is just one symptom of Stupid. Immovable, like the Rock of Gibraltar, just sitting there, period, like your average Senator or House member.

You think Minchin and Sinema are assholes? Just watch the circus and see a jungle spectacle that happens in my horror-filled zombie levels and killing fields. Continue reading →

A NEW Path!

September 22, 2021Uncategorizedej gold, game, gamer, gaming, godd, goddgames, gorby, gorebagg, jal, reincarnationgorebagg

this is the first downloadable game on etsy. It costs less than a dollar.

I’ve been busy, building an entirely new Godd™ Gaming System, one that can be uploaded onto etsy and instantly downloaded by you, and I’ve got it and, although it’s in an evolutionary upward cycle, I’m releasing today’s version of the Godd™ Engine on etsy, in the form of a maze builder.

There’s a beginning maze, and I’ve built a few suggested ways to go. In addition to that, there’s a virtual manual for Blue-Liners which will be available for download momentarily, and if that weren’t enough, we’ll be doing this for a while in our workshops. Continue reading →

My CRYPTO USB NFT GorbyToken Gallery #21

April 11, 2021Uncategorizedbardo bucks, ej gold, game, gamers, gaming, gorby, gorebagg, jal, judith spellcaster, new money, reincarnation, role playing games, rpg, spell cards, spellcastergorebagg

CRYPTO USB NFT GorbyToken “One Bardo Buck” – Price on Request.

Here at last, are the BARDO BUCKS I promised you for the BardoMania Game, which can be played tabletop, multiplayer online and of course personal, meaning Real World Role Playing Game, or RWRPG. Claude designed them, and they are intentionally bare and simple, easy to read and easy on the eye.

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Want to Scream???

October 1, 2020Uncategorizedarmor, battle, characterclass, closecombat, combat, ej gold, gamer, games, gaming, gorby, gorebagg, handtohand, jal, military, reincarnation, teamfortress, weaponsgorebagg

EJ with no lethal weapons other than hands, feet, elbows, knees and head.

You probably feel like you want to scream nonstop, just scream at the top of your lungs or louder, “STOP IT! JUST STOP IT! GODDAM IT, I SAID F*CKING STOP IT!!!!!!!!” Continue reading →

The Eternal Game

September 11, 2020Uncategorizedej gold, eternal game, game, gamer, gaming, gorby, gorebagg, jal, reincarnationgorebagg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8JM143M92Y&t=148s

The Eternal Game — it’s always some form of “Capture the Flag”, whether the flag is a small transportable object or an entire country, and it goes on and on and on with or without you.

As a player, you can come and go. As a character in the game, you can’t go anywhere but where you are, and that’s the condition in which most people find themselves just after being rebirthed.

An endless parade of birth and death and rebirth or, as Yogi Berra said, “It’s deja vu all over again.”.

If you’re one of the late bloomers, you’ll be asking yourself “What in the world are you talking about???”, but if you’re ready to Hit the Road, Jack, you will heartily welcome the news that the game is still on, still running strong and the server is, as always, almost full, with just one open slot — you always get there just in time, whatever that means.

Hey, if you’re equipped with the standard model human, you’ve got a belly-full of neurosis by the time you hit 30.

At 60, you’ll be slowing down a bit, and when you’re well into your 70s and 80s, you’ll be wondering what’s taking so long. Continue reading →

Going Postal!

August 16, 2020Uncategorizedballot boxes, ejgold, gagmer, gaming, going postal, gorby, gorebagg, jal, polling stations, reincarnation, tax, taxes, video game, vote, voting ballotgorebagg

What is “Going Postal”?

Going Postal is the latest in my “Escape From Planet Trump” series of very retro super-violent mindless slaughter style “3-D Shooter” video games like you might remember from the ’70s and ’80s, if you’re old enough to go back that far — I go back much farther.

Okay, so what’s the deal? How does it work? What’s it do for me?

First of all, realize that “Going Postal” is just one of many levels of gaming and play interaction, with the idea in mind that you’ll release some anger and frustration and fear in the game environment so you don’t actually have to go to the extra expense of purchasing an actual weapon — my personal preference is the trenching tool from Team Fortress 2, but that’s their property. I’ve made a trenching tool of my own for this little romp through the post office.

No Vote, No Tax!!!

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5 Best Non-Violent Video Games

August 15, 2020Uncategorizedafterlife, ejgold, gamer, games, gaming, gorby, gorebagg, jal, karma wash, nonviolent games, reincarnation, video gamegorebagg

Everybody says they want non-violent video games, but does anybody actually BUY them??? Here are the five best non-violent video games as of August, 2020:

Take a ride through the one-minute Karma Wash and see how great it feels when you’re scrubbed clean of accumulated karmic barnacles and surface crud. You’ll learn osmotically how to take the Cleansing and Dissolving Radiations.

Be prepared for the Afterlife by getting used to it now.

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What will they say about you when you’re dead?

Have you ever wondered what they’d say when you’re laid out in the funeral home chapel? Well, here’s your chance to really learn about yourself, when your friends and neighbors take the opportunity to roast you.

Of course, at the pre-need “End of Life Celebration”, you actually get to respond to your critics with scorchers and zingers and put-down shticks of your own — something you’ll find almost impossible at your actual funeral.

By the way, I have a firm policy — you don’t go to my funeral, I certainly won’t go to yours — and you shouldn’t ask for a big fancy funeral. All you want is a few close friends to gather at the grave site and bring you back to life.

[COMMERCIAL OUT, MUSIC OUT] Continue reading →