In An Age of Crisis

student protest staged by our comedy group, 1969

3 Questions:

  1. Honestly, have you ever seen ANY President in the news every single day for the first 100 days of office? Have you EVER???
  2. Have you ever seen BREAKING NEWS come in right on top of BREAKING NEWS???
  3. Is this your first world war?

If you answered 2 out of 3 correctly, you should be observing the first of many mushroom-shaped clouds rising on the horizon or just above where you used to be a second ago.

Had you read “SlimeWars” and “My Life as a Boy”, you’d know what happened to you when they ask you in the Afterlife how you died.

You won’t have to admit that you stepped on a rake.

What Can I Do Now That I See The Shit On The Wall???

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