Post Roe Rundown

I own this coin! PCGS slabbed, includes book, $1.2 million dollars.

Jotting down a few notes for this post-Roe world, the first item on the list being Roe v Wade — the absence of a period following “v” is intentional — USC Title 18 is my favorite book.

Roe v Wade has long been a Red Line between the Yanks and the Rebs, and this is not the deepest divide between the Union and the Second Confederacy — its first President will be its last, when the Russians, Chinese and North Koreans parachute in, a la “Red Dawn”.

Yes, it’s Civil War II, or Civil War III if you count the failed coup, and this time it will not be fought BETWEEN the states, so much as WITHIN the states, neighbor against neighbor, brother against sister, children against children.

Emerging from this conflict will be three separate countries — Atlantica, Pacifica and, in the middle, “Trumpland”, which will be immediately renamed after he passes, but the effect will be the same — unrelenting racism. anti-semitism, anti-socialism, anti-liberalism and, of course, mysogyny.

Note the root of the word “mysogyny” — it’s “gyne”, referring to the uterus, or womb. It’s men who are afraid of the womb, and rightly so, but both men and women are behind this bloodless coup staged by the Republicans, because many women are bound to a powerful and cruel religious belief system. Continue reading

Boy, is it hot!!!

I’m bringing out a great WWIII fashion line — be there for it!

The temperature outside is over 100 degrees as we go into evening, and the wall thermometer in my bedroom reads “90 Degrees” — the air-conditioner seems to have crapped out.

So here I am at my desk in my office, where the air is somewhat cooler, but now I’m faced with the fact that I’m tired, but there’s nowhere to lie down where it’s cool.

You probably face a similar situation, if the temperature is abnormally hot tonight where you are, but none of this compares with the news tonight, that Roe was overturned.

That amounts to a declaration of war, and the division between red states and blue states can only be deepened. What that means for you is, prepare to try to avoid open conflict — at least try to stay away from the roving gangs and the inevitable storm troopers. Continue reading

He Wants to Kill Us All

Now do you see the resemblance? That’s Mussolini on the left.

It’s the same guy. He’s taken rebirth and he’s back again, to kill us all with insane glee. He’s dancing while Rome burns. He really wants to kill us all, and get away with it.

Killing one man on Fifth Avenue will no longer satisfy him.

He wants to make “do nothing” the national policy on covid, and he’s doing just that. Everyone who dies is contributing to the great nation of Trumpland.

On election eve, Trump is planning to activate the National Guard while invoking the Uprising Act, just as Hitler did and, just as Hitler made his move the night before election, Trump’s plan is to declare himself the winner, and invoke the Uprising Act to cover himself, and to destroy any opposition.

The Poll-Watchers will be heavily armed former military commandos, and the idea is to scare the Hell out of anyone who comes around there looking even slightly off-white.

He’s counting on his personal army — his street militia — to keep him in power, and they’re ready to go to war for him, to re-fight the Civil War, and to re-instate slavery as a way of Amerikan life.

Yes, slavery. No bullshit, and I’m NOT making this up or being in any way hysterical.

I mean Actual Slavery. Keeping slaves is an accepted theory of business, and a slave-based economy and slave-holding business practices are in use and are accepted in many countries around the world, including — now — Washington, D.C., the new capitol of the New World Order, the Slave-State of Trumpland. Continue reading

Getting in my Last Licks

“Moscow Mitch” McConnell Sold Us Out!

I’m a comedienne — I find funny things and call them out. One of those funny things is a Demonic Creature From Hell called by Joe Scarborough “Moscow Mitch”, referring to Senate Leader Mitch McConnell.

Moscow Mitch is blocking all legislation that would prevent the Russians from hacking our next election, and Joe is wondering why.

I’ll tell you why Mitch McConnell is now head-to-head with Donald J. Trump:

Oleg Deripaska is a Russian oligarch who is Mitch McConnell’s biggest political donor, often passing money to McConnell through a variety of Russian Money Laundering operations, which I can name.

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What Happens When You Die???

“It’s a Mr. Grim, he’s come about the Reaping.”
  • Are you miserable tonight?
  • Does your head ache with fright?
  • Well, they call it “paranoia”.

That’s the start of a pop ballad called “Are you miserable tonight?”, a country song with a twist of blues.

I’m writing songs again, mostly now about paranoia and knocks at the door and fascists smashing down all the socio-political gains we’ve made over the past 50 years since the Civil Rights Movement got some wind in its sail.

Now it’s time for activists to once again take to the streets and to the voting booths, although they will be turned away from the polls if past Republican history is anything to go by, and it is.

So we’ll be watching this all on the news. Too bad none of this wonderful 21st century history manages to survive the Second Holocaust, and even if it did, nothing got past the Third Holocaust, nothing. Continue reading

In An Age of Crisis

student protest staged by our comedy group, 1969

3 Questions:

  1. Honestly, have you ever seen ANY President in the news every single day for the first 100 days of office? Have you EVER???
  2. Have you ever seen BREAKING NEWS come in right on top of BREAKING NEWS???
  3. Is this your first world war?

If you answered 2 out of 3 correctly, you should be observing the first of many mushroom-shaped clouds rising on the horizon or just above where you used to be a second ago.

Had you read “SlimeWars” and “My Life as a Boy”, you’d know what happened to you when they ask you in the Afterlife how you died.

You won’t have to admit that you stepped on a rake.

What Can I Do Now That I See The Shit On The Wall???

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