Life in a Box Chapter 20

I’ll bet you know at least three people who have confessed to you that they think they may have lived in ancient Egypt.

Apart from the thousands or millions who are convinced they lived as Cleopatra, who lived a terrible and tragic life that nobody would deliberately walk into unless they were devoted to power and luxury, most of the returnees you’ll be likely to meet today will be online, including you.

That’s a tremendous advantage. In the very recent past, if you said you had lived before this life, you could be put away in Mother Johnson’s Home for the Criminally Bewildered.

Today, nobody thinks you’re crazy except the occasional Republican and, because they’re unbelievers in the Trump Virus, they’ll stick with the cluster of human beings they’re standing around with on the beach, waiting for the return of spring break.

Ah, humans of Planet Earth — you know I love ’em. They’re supposed to learn to cooperate and get along with each other, that’s the whole plan, and maybe the Trump Virus will do the trick, get them organized and tolerant of one another. Continue reading

Life in a Box Chapter 16

After sickness comes hunger, fear and greed. Get ready to be overrun by city folks looking for FOOD and destroying all FUTURE FOOD as they swarm past the farms, not understanding that it takes a YEAR to bring that food to the table, and what’s more, somebody has to PICK it and PACK it and SHIP it from the farmer to your table.

What you really need in this situation is to find some stable place. A Happy Place is, for the duration, out of the question.

First things first — if you need food, we can grow it here and ship it to you, assuming that shipping is still available at that time, but YOU need to help us help you. It will take at LEAST $3,000 to get started with our raised bed technology and greenhouse manufacture.

That having been said, there’s then the matter of earning a living and not trivial is the question of mental health, so you will need CONTACT. Continue reading

Your Neighborhood Tantra Fitness Center

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUTve1x4tQ8&t=6s

Yes, here’s a bit of the Norton Street Play, which I’m hoping some theatrically-inspired group will produce and videotape so we can put the whole thing up on youtube! That’s what I had hoped when I posted this some four years ago on ejgoldguru. Well, maybe now it’s time to see it happen.

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Get on Board!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZBA2bZd8OY

Ridiculous, you say? People know how to cut halvah, who doesn’t know how to cut halvah??? Well, the fact is, most people have never even tried it, so here’s a video for them!

Well, my stats went from an average of 200 hits a day on my ejgoldguru youtube channel to well over 1,000 hits a day, and they’re all over the map, from recent to decades-old videos, and it’s all due to the sharpening of the video marketing, meaning that I’ve put some time and effort into the barbs and hooks surrounding the video. Continue reading

Astral Projection Simulators

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgeM210Z33A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNqZSQklfWY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV2zURTERYI&t=13s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiMgY5jYqFw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=du9WmDbSR8E

Treat this stuff as a combo of promotion and information, propaganda and indoctrination, if you like — the intention is to grow the group, and social media is where the party is and where everyone is hanging out, so get there and get busy growing the community!

See You At The Top!

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Let’s Do Some Subway Busking!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYsbp7FqTcQ

Well, this video sure proves that you never have to set foot in a subway station in order to be a subway busker on youtube. Merely set up a studio shot and sit there and busk away!

Now, if you put up a subway or street or library busking video, you’ll want to put up a whole bunch of them, in strange conditions and odd places, but mostly you’ll want a big bunch of people grooving and wigging out to your musical gig, right?

Okay, so how best to arrange a FLASH MOB EFFECT? Continue reading

Wanna See How Shit Floats?

Let’s Make Some Magic:

Enter these subjects into your search bar on youtube and see what happens! Now, these are not tightly specific — they are of general interest and are very large and inclusive search categories, very much toward the generic side, so expect that my videos will not be at the top, but they will be within easy reach of the top of the list, and therefore very likely to get some hits with their high ranking in this particular search, although in other searches they may be lower down or entirely absent, depending on the stupidity of the operator and the smartness of the browser.

  • 5 Best Copper Wire Projects
  • How To Wrap Crystals in Copper Wire
  • UFO Crash Sci Fi Parody
  • Jim Morrison Story
  • How I Make Magic Rings
  • How to Make a Sculpture Armature Cheap
  • SuperBeacon
  • Crystal Radio
  • How to Make a Silver Viking Ring

Okay, gotta go,

See You At The Top!!!

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Take a Quick Peek!

I’m running short on time again this morning, so I’ll post a couple of examples of the kind of things I’m working on to enrich the postings, barb them up with hooks, get the metatags, tags and hashtags all in place, and of course rewrite the description so it fits what the search engine is looking for — it’s all about the Algorhythm, of course.

Okay, here are a few examples — learn from them as you can. I’ll be covering this whole subject of seo marketing, social media and virtual magic, which is magic that’s done in the virtual world to affect the real world, and yes, it does work.

The virtual rituals are a whole lot cheaper, and you can conduct them in the Sistine Chapel or the Taj Mahal, if you like — the cost? About $L3,000,000 Linden, which comes to about $12.80 American. Joking there, the rate of exchange is much closer than that.

Okay, here are a few things, and then I’m off to see the wizard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZBA2bZd8OY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9aTngAx1AU&t=1s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMcyJnC7Bek&t=9s

Gotta go,

See You At The Top!!!

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