Fine Art Auction September 2015

FINE ART AUCTION SEPTEMBER 2015

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2006-005    Gallery Tag: $3,500
Artist:  Y. Helman
Medium:  ORIGINAL Oil on canvas
Title:  “Cape Pleasant, 1965”
Signature:  Lower right hand corner of the image
Size:  20” x 28”
Frame:  Original Vintage Handmade Custom Wood Frame
Condition:  Excellent Continue reading →

The Quantum Experience

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You need not perform the magic effects to get the benefit of The Quantum Experience, which is basically a series of magic shows that feature examples that look like quantum effects, things that can’t happen in this universe, things that appear to break natural laws, laws of physics, math and biological life, things that we are taught by schooling and experience, are impossible.

The Quantum Experience is to experience the impossible.

It’s unlike any experience you’ve ever had in this universe. Imagine being alive and able to navigate around inside the Quantum World itself, watching with no harm or danger, all those amazing weird, strange effects you’ve heard about but, until you experience The Quantum Experience, you’ve never actually seen for yourself. Continue reading →

The Next Dimension — Chapter 1

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At the Chen-Rig Temple, waiting to depart for the Next Dimension on the Tour.

This is the first introductory talk on how to visit many different alternate parallel worlds, and will be a sort of compendium, a map, travel instructions and a guide for visitors, with a specific set of triggers that will enable you to actually visit through quantum entanglement various inter-dimensional Ports O’ Call. Continue reading →

ZOOMSHOP – Quarantine Gift Basket Gallery

 

dozens of gift baskets and gift items adorn my new Quarantine Virtual Gallery.

There are jazz standards — songs from the thirties and forties — about baskets, and stories about girls like Little Red Riding Hood who traipsed through the forest primeval to deliver a basket of goodies to her grandmother, who evidently strongly resembled a wolf, so much so that the girl had some difficulty identifying the creature in the bed before her as a wolf.

In stories like that, hunters always come along just at the nick of time, a la Peter & the Wolf. Of course, in real life, that doesn’t happen all too often, but once in a while, a basket does play into the picture.

Baskets are terrific marketing tools, and here’s why: Continue reading →

ZOOMSHOP – Magic Routines

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Golden Buddha Ball Floats all by itself, just mix in the patter.

FRENCH DROP — $39.95

In deep space, Hydrogen atoms mysteriously & spontaneously appear out of nothingness. Space expands and contracts and can be twisted and distorted by gravity. Electrons vanish and reappear in a laboratory experiment. Battleships travel through time and vanish without a trace. Continue reading →

THEY Are Here. Are You Ready For THEM???

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All Trail Mixes come in this 11″ long crystal-clear food-safe tube.

If you’re like most humans of Planet Earth, you’ll be waiting currently for news that a UFO has landed on the lawn of the White House, and you’d be right, you don’t have long to wait. The past 100 years has brought us from the Wright Brothers and Alexander Graham Bell and Watt and Edison all the way to outer space and beyond.

There are so many exo-planets outside the Solar System in the star catalog that you’d be hooted off the stage if you insisted that the Earth was the center of the Universe and that God would NEVER make another planet around any other star, and those are NOT suns, nothing LIKE suns — they’re little sparkly lights that Mr. God has placed around the night sky.

They spent trillions of dollars to find the God Particle, and now that they’ve found it, they’re trying to reverse time and create life in the laboratory. Sure, I know it’s already been done back in the 1950s, but what I mean is an actual living body, and soon someone will do it. Continue reading →

Create a Magic Show – Here’s How!

Orm McGill & EJ Gold perform at the Labor Day Convention.

Here’s the breakdown of the effects that are available for a performance. This is not the complete act, as there are about a dozen and a half CLOSEUP effects as well. After you’ve shown mastery of the French Drop by posting a selfie video on youtube or by showing me in person at a workshop that you’ve arrived on the shores of Buddha’s Magic Land, you can learn any of the following effects in whatever order you’d like. The list is ordered according to the difficulty level. Continue reading →

Real Magic from Fake???

Secrets of the Universe Revealed Through Magic — this is the current format of the listings of possible magical apparatus & skills you will need to complete the Magic Effects Course.

Don’t memorize the list — it’s by no means finalized, and will undergo many changes throughout the evaluation period, which is now through Labor Day. On Labor Day, at the Labor Day Convention, I will lay it out in sequence, and some of the effects listed below may not make the Final Cut. Continue reading →

Goji Berry Crystals from the Cloister Kitchen

Magic Mojo Truffles Brane-Power Chocolate from E.J. GoldChef E.J. Gold gets his hands in the chocolateA selection of Magic Mojo Truffles handmade by E.J. Gold

Well, the Cloister Kitchen is off to a power start with today’s offering, Goji Berry Crystals. Sounds interesting, right? Well, it should be. I made Goji Berry Crystals in my Tibetan Monastery back in 1411, along with a sugarless and thoroughly brandable Chen-Rig’s Famous Elderberry Jam and an equally salable Chen-Rig’s Famous Kumquat Preserve, both of which I shall shortly prepare for shipping.

The secret of the Goji Berry Crystals is… Continue reading →

Fall Lineup for Marketing Ashram Products

Here are the preliminary labels for some of the Ashram products I have in mind for public circulation:

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These are just the beginning — I intend to release as much from our Magic Kitchen as I can possibly arrange and figure out how to package and ship them safely. Continue reading →