Yes, you read it right — fresh baby shark available here at the takeout window. I’ve decided against serving the usual “baby dolphin sandwiches” at lunchtime, only because they’re not as cost-effective as the shark meat which, as you’d expect, tastes like chicken, but apparently, so do rattle snakes and people.

Mahi-Mahi is not really dolphin, we’re told by the restaurant staff. “It’s okay to eat it.”

Is it my imagination, or is it getting just plain harder and harder to keep surviving in Trump World? Continue reading →