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Carry $100 Million Dollars in Pure GOLD!!!

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You can carry up to $100 Million Dollars in PURE GOLD with my “virtual gold” Money Magnet, and avoid the muscle-strain of lifting and carrying several dozen tons of gold everywhere you go.

If you want some pocket-room, you won’t carry gold. $100 Million in gold would be awfully heavy, but not if it were in IMAGE form rather than FORM form.

In short, a photo of $100 Million dollars in pure gold would weigh a LOT less than the gold itself. Anyone who’s ever tried to lift an actual 1 Kg. gold brick will know what I mean.

Now, $100 Million Dollars in Gold, even in photographic form, if properly embued, will make a powerful Money Magnet. As a matter of fact, $12,500 in PURE GOLD will work really well as a Money Magnet, and I happen to have a photo of that much gold in one single lump, so let’s get started with that, so we can attract enough money to keep on shopping — that is the point, you know, shop ’til you drop.

RULE #1: CAPITAL IS CAPITAL.

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How I Made $100 Billion in Headline Games!!!

“wake up and live” is the idea for this exciting new business plan!

Here’s what you do: find a slogan, meme, phrase, buzzword that is instantly recognizable and is currently trending, hash-tagging and flying about the internet on the social media.

The business team has a “spotter” who watches the news channels and finds a topic o’ the day, and in addition, monitors the hashtags to spot the trending phrases.

Your building team now comes into play, using the formula of the Magic Phrase that you decided to focus on today. Here’s what they should come up with: Continue reading