Life in a Box Chapter 13

cover screen from my latest action video game from GoddGames.

If you stop to think about it, now that you have a little thinking time on your hands, this is the greatest opportunity to be of service if you have ANY online or digital skills.

You don’t have to go to the rock face and start digging. You’re not laying rail or logging or digging or anything that requires your personal presence at the scene.

The Coronavirus has changed all that, and now, you’re limited to what you can do at your desktop, laptop or smartphone.

Well, Hell, for a game developer, it’s total Heaven.

I developed this “Greatest Witch-Hunt Ever” from Trump’s whining and bitching about him being a total victim of everybody all the time, and in particular, his great enemy, the Media.

It’s because they insist on fact-checking the old fat bastard, and he hates that, because he lies, but only when his lips are moving, and some of us wish they didn’t — make of that what you will.

Speaking of LIPS, I’ll be resurrecting “Killer Lips from Outer Space” as a videogame in the new engine, which means a LOT of changes in the levels, because Claude and Dick have come up with some killer smart bots that will drive the average gamer nuts — a short drive at best. Continue reading

Metal Embossing Made Easy

Handmade by Local Artisan, only $3 bucks each, come and get it!!!
Handmade Metal Embossings by Local Artisan! Only $3 bucks apiece!!! Look Here!

“Hi, I need some cash fast, and I’m on the street selling these things for which I usually ask fifty bucks, but like I said, I need some cash, so I’m selling them for only $3 bucks apiece, metal ebmossings mounted in a coin flip, like you see here. Can you help me out? How many would you like?”

Metal Embossing? It’s cheap, and it’s a total cinch to make ’em, and a total cinch to sell ’em, when you know a few tricks of the trade. Metal embossing is a terrific way for a new artist of ANY age and persuasion to get out there with their artwork, and it’s a great way to get your art into multimedia without a lot of fuss and horrible expenses.

For an established artist, it’s a no-brainer. It puts your art into an affordable category for an original work of art. Usually it’ll be a signed and numbered multiple, which this isn’t. It’s a total original, and an established artist can ask the moon for these things.

Doubt it? Imagine what the price would be for a coin-sized embossed metal piece if you could PROVE that it was made and signed by Picasso? How about Rosenquist, or Lichtenstein, or Warhol, or Basquiat?

I think you get the picture. Continue reading

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

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You owe it to yourself to give yourself the Gift of Many Lifetimes, a Bardo Station Run.

Congratulations! You have won a Personal Bardo Game Experience with E.J. Gold, when you attend ANY Bardo Workshop. The Bardo Game lasts about two hours and is coached by E.J., aka “Gorby” from within the online game environment. You are part of an eight-avatar team which includes six student grade avatars, going together into the virtual Between-Lives State of the Third Bardo. Continue reading

Jedrik’s Custom Goddess Orb

What would the above-average work-dedicated individual want for a birthday present? It wouldn’t be something frivolous or foolish, unless humor was indicated. I decided to spend about nine intense hours making this custom orb and, yes, that’s Jedrik in the coin disks and I’m behind the counter, just exactly where I used to stand. The shop is a very precise rendering of my actual shop on Sunset Strip, back in the Summer of Love, 1967. I’m dressed in black armor as you see, and that’s what you’d be wearing, too. We only have the one model available for custom jobs — it’s face only, at the moment, at a cost of $699 for the whole custom job, about 9-10 hours of my time, plus the time of four others to create models, edit the orb after customizing, package the “bundle”, find and load images and sounds, plop it all into a smart installer, and upload the thing on the net so you can download and install it at home. You have to pay for all the custom work I don’t do — I charge nothing for my own labor — I’m happy to be of service! At some point, I’ll pass the job on to others, but at the moment, I’m the only one who can do it.

See You At The Top!!!

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