Hithegit Thetheguh Bothogottle!

July 27, 2021Uncategorizedejgold, gibberish, gorby, gorebagg, idig language, igpayatinlay, jal, piglatin, reincarnationgorebagg

That’s right, the title of this little dissertation is “Hit The Bottle!” spoken in “Ithegah”, a secret form of gibberish code that actually is a crypto language spoken by many sorority sisters.

The method is simple — insert “ithegah” like corned beef between two slices of rye, which would be: “lithehike cithigorned bethegheef” etc., more or less.

It takes a few tries to get it, not like Pig Latin, which anybody can speak the first time they try — that’s “Ig-Pay Atin-Lay” in the vernacular. Continue reading →

How to sell Virtual Sculpture

July 26, 2021Uncategorizedejgold, gorby, gorebagg, jal, reincarnation, selling on ebay, virtual art, virtual art sales, virtual sculpturegorebagg

Edition of 10 Signed Numbered ORB contained on USB Wallet Cards

Want to create and sell your virtual sculptures? The problem has always been safeguarding the software, but what if that wasn’t what was valuable? What if the USB flash drive itself was valuable ONLY because it had been SIGNED and NUMBERED by the artist?

I make my virtual sculptures in editions of 10, at least that’s the current plan.

You pay $35,000.00, you get ten signed and numbered USB Flash Drive Wallet Cards with screenshot of your sculpture and the godd orb containing your sculpture gets tucked away inside for easy access and gameplay if desired. Continue reading →

My Collections are Your Warehouse

July 21, 2021Uncategorizedbeads, collections, ejgold, gorby, gorebagg, jal, reincarnationgorebagg

architectural wall tapestry enhances any entryway or gallery space.

Beads. Ancient Beads. Rare, very rare, hard as Hell to find. I have them. Lots of them, so it’s not just about tapestries, which run only a couple hundred bucks, by the way.

I have more than a half million ancient beads stored away in bank boxes, ready for YOU to use in beautiful, artistic jewelry pieces that YOU make and sell, and there’s no reason you couldn’t start today. Continue reading →

Hey, lookit — my paom stuff is here

July 19, 2021Uncategorizeddress design, ejgold, fashion, fashionista, garment, gorby, gorebagg, jal, paom, printalloverme, reincarnationgorebagg

This Kimono goes for around $160. You can see their label.

check this out — I made HUNDREDS of wild fashions in linen and silk and other fine fabrics, and uploaded textures for hours upon hours, long hours into this project, all because it provides the average person without a buck to spare the opportunity to become a fashion designer, without having to put a single dollar out of pocket! Continue reading →

Be a Designer for FREE!!!

July 19, 2021Uncategorizeddesign, dress design, ejgold, fashion, fashionista, gorby, gorebagg, jal, redbubble, reincarnationgorebagg

Trio of Celebrity Performance Backdrops $1,200,000.00

Now you can turn out hundreds of unique personal designs on many dozens of products from water bottles to designer dresses, without spending a penny on prototypes. Continue reading →

RARE New York School WPA Artists

July 17, 2021Uncategorizedart, art marketing, ejgold, gorby, gorebagg, jal, new york school, painting, prints, reincarnationgorebagg

I have a very large — some would say “extensive” — collection of New York School art, mostly because I was a member of that august group of collectively arty maniacs, and I say that not only because of the massive psychotherapeutic bills they ran up, but because they were mostly free of the slavish temperament of the average New Yorker.

You’ll find a whole lot more art and artists in New York City than you’ll find in the whole rest of the country, with the possible exception of Chicago, San Francisco and of course, Las Vegas. Continue reading →

The Attack of the Vax Zombies!!!

July 13, 2021Uncategorizedattack of the zombies, ejgold, gorby, gorebagg, jal, reincarnation, zombie, zombie vax, zombiesgorebagg

NFT – “What Really Happened on Easter, Actual Photo” 1/1

There’s a not-surprisingly wacky, demonically-inspired piece of political bullshit that warns us that people who get vaccinated inevitably turn into mind-controlled zombies.

God, how I wish that were true. Apparently it doesn’t take anything to turn them into zombies — they’re born that way.

Think of it — millions and millions of zombied-out Americans, wandering around looking for snails, bugs and chicken wings to eat. Continue reading →

$1 Dollar, No Reserve

July 10, 2021Uncategorizedejgold, gorby, gorebagg, jal, nft, nftart, nfts, opensea, reincarnationgorebagg

If you get the VAX, you turn into a zombie. Everybody knows that.

Yep, there it is in a nutshell. One dollar to open, no reserve, no gimmicks, no kidding. Time to find out, as an artist, if what you’re producing isn’t even worth a dollar to some kind hearted supporter.

But that’s exactly what IS going to happen to your ego if you attempt this Highly Spiritualized Daily Practice, and that’s the theme of my newest latest adventure on eBay, under the seller-name, RareAndUnusual, and you’re invited right now to come take a look at my treasures, lavishly displayed on my eBay seller’s store page, just as folks could be doing at yours, right now.

You could be doing the same thing I’m doing, and making passive cash in this very lucrative and exciting side-hustle.

I’m not in it for the money, although it’s definitely “easy” money. I’m in it for you. I want to show YOU how YOU can be creative, stay competitive, and work safely from home. Continue reading →

Where Have I Been???

July 8, 2021Uncategorizeddonation, ebay, ejgold, gorby, gorebagg, jal, nft, opensea, reincarnation, sellinggorebagg

USB NFT – “Gorby’s Emporium” 1/10 – signed & numbered – $89.95

Sometimes I lose track of time, don’t you? What I mean is, I suddenly realized that it’s been days since I communicated any of this incredible stuff to anyone, so here I am to remedy that with this update:

First of all, we’re only hours away from release of the Godd Particle — just one more little tiny bug. I wouldn’t want to have to reload any of those particles with corrected software, so we’re really squeezing hard to get all the kinks out before we ship them out.

Also good news, we have enough Godd™ Particles to ship the first wave of orders — we just barely squeaked by. This is significant because our particles come to us from a far-away land, and it could take months, but as I mentioned, we have them in hand, having foreseen this situation months ago. Continue reading →

Godd™ Particle Commercial?

June 21, 2021Uncategorizedejgold, godd games, goddd particle, gorby, gorebagg, jal, reincarnationgorebagg

You can pre-order the Godd™ Particle Upgrade today.

Hi, EJ Gold here for the Original Godd™ Particle, the incredible Personal Power-Up.

Right out of the box, the Godd™ Particle starts to work. It generates the spirit world which coats and protects the Essential Self.

The Godd™ Particle penetrates deep into the Essential Self, even into the deepest darkest corners of the Deep Self. Continue reading →