“Fresh Space-Bender Tramp-Stamps For Sale Here Today!!!” — that’s what I told the sign-maker at Staples yesterday afternoon that I wanted for a sign over my street booth, because this will be my 36th year at both the Victorian Christmas in Nevada City, now also in its 36th year of Christmas Cheer & Tradition, featuring roasted chestnuts, gas lighting in a quaint 19th century atmospheric setting — the town is basically as it was 150 years ago.
I’ll also be, as usual, in my booth at the world-famous Cornish Christmas celebration in Grass Valley, which began in 1967 as a way to preserve Grass Valley’s Cornish traditions and history. Food & drink from Gold Rush Days are served, and strolling musicians, jugglers, fire-eaters and belly-dancers abound, as well as Cornish Choir and the Tommyknocker Cloggers, an amazing and popular act.
I’ll of course be doing my contact juggling, hoop work, stick twirling and the ever-popular 2,000 year old Miracle of the Chinese Linking Rings and my Atlantean Crystal Ball and Lemurian Floating Zombie Ball. I will also undoubtedly want to bring along a few Houdini Lights and a change-bag full of health-food candy.
“So, LeslieAnn,” she replied, “you want a sign that says ‘Fresh Space-Bender TempTats For Sale Here Today!!!’???” she smiled, obviously ready to make the sign the moment I nodded “yes”.
“Okay, that’ll be $80, is that ok? It’s $10 a word, and I can count Tramp-Stamps as one word, because it’s hyphenated.”
Have I got a Wormhole for you!!! Here are my Tribal Style Space-Bender TempTats. Well, not all of them — they now number in the high hundreds, and I’m working hard to get them up online so you can see them and order them. The ones I’m showing can be worn just about anywhere from lower back or tummy to arms, inner thigh, spine, shoulder, and even face or as a choker necklace tat. All of the positions work, and each position has its very own unique Quantum Effect.
Which tattoo is best? Which position on which body part should I wear it??? Continue reading →
Tiffany Models my CUSTOMIZED “Folded Space” Copper Waking State Trigger Necklace, $225 plus tax & shipping.
There are a number of ways for an Exploratory Voyager to go XD — Trans-Dimensional, and to actually travel to a different dimension. Some of those ways involve basically just standing or sitting around waiting for it to happen, sort of like standing on a train-track thinking nothing will ever come along. Another way for you to go XD and move over to another dimension, reality zone or time zone is to use your standard galaxy-wide XD vehicle, the ever-popular UFO.
Problem is, there are only a few local Urthside manufacturers of UFOs, and most of them are on contract with Pan Am and Mercury Records, for two different reasons — Pan Am is planning commercial UFO round-trips to the moon, Mars and Asteroid Belt. I’m hoping they’ll put Europa and Vesta on the tour, because I’ve already got two incredible light- gravity nightclubs operating there; I’m currently in immortal combat on building permit issues with Solaria, nevertheless I’ve got bulldozers ready to break ground on Ganymede to handle the crushing crowds of XD Clubbers, but I could always use more business — who couldn’t???
Speaking of business, I realize now that I haven’t even brought up yet the subject of this blog. Terribly remiss of me; I’ll do my best to correct it, starting out with the Standard American Apology: “My Bad”. I can’t get the etymology of this baby, but my best guess is that it came out of a university undergrad trying to be cute.
No college student is cute except to a sex-clouded mind. Babies are sometimes cute, although I’ve seen my share of ugly babies. Some adults are especially ugly, yet they all seem to find enough partners to make a lot of ugly babies. Love is blind. So is sex. So is greed. So is stupidity. So is sociopathic psychosis. Don’t get me started on Humans of Planet Urth; I can go on about them all day long and never stop laughing.
There’s no better way to learn to handle SkyWalking and Bardo Running than to use my special XD HIKING, CAMPING & SURVIVAL TOOLS to walk through and around and across many dimensional boundaries in a single day and, yes, Virginia, there is a way of actual travel, not just with the vision, but you need the tools and the survival skills before you try to go too far across the dimensional boundaries.
Einstein knew how XD Voyaging would be accomplished. Here’s how it’s done: Continue reading →
Amy and LeslieAnn displaying Waking State Trigger Tattoos at Amy’s Place
The Human Biological Machine is mostly water. Actually, salts, fats and other solids in solution, combined with a tendency toward negentropy that results in organs, rivers of blood and pools of electrical energy — in short, a semi-successful solidization of energy, calling itself “human being”.
Because it uses tools, makes its own home, handles fire fairly well, is able to hold down a job by flattering the boss, and it can seduce someone or something into sex, it considers itself very, very smart, very smart indeed.
Actually, all that stuff comes under the heading of “MOVEACT CODE”, because it’s all built into the machine; it all happens automatically, in predictable patterns of helpless and unknowingly produced “knee-jerk reactions” to chains of otherwise unconnected life-events, producing what can only be termed “life-drama”.
Life-Drama tends to disrupt consciousness.
If you’re looking to awaken IN THE MACHINE in order to accomplish your higher work, you’ll want lots of WAKING STATE TRIGGERS, such as my Temporary Tattoos, Decals and other incredible wondrous goodies. Waking States disrupt Life-Dramas, which tend to disrupt conciousness, like I said.
I made my tattoos the way I make my books, videos, jewelry & fashions — with magic. They are designed to trigger the Waking State, period. That’s their whole function, but in this case, form need not follow function, meaning that I am free to make the designs look like tattoos or not, depending on the need for calligraphic detail, sigils, etc.
Photomontage of Dale’s First Fashion Photo Shoot on Wednesday — Photos by LeslieAnn
“He’ll Change”, women say about their boyfriend or husband, they all tell me that he promised to change, and even enrolled in a therapy group, but they don’t change — they never do. They never have to find continual accommodation to the spoken and unspoken demands of their “life partner”, although relationships these days seldom run into anywhere like “life”.
Women change readily and rapidly, from lover to lover, adjusting to every whim and mood of a new boyfriend, and they have no problem doing so, but they can’t easily end a relationship.
A woman can learn to serve just about any man, and most women are more than willing to be a Man Pleaser, but as pleasing as you might be, the guy eventually tires of you, generally during the first minute of contact. Man-Pleasing is an easy way to earn a living, and if you can keep it up (joke intended) you can maintain The Nest at least until the kids leave home.
Woman all know that after that first smashing boiling ripping roiling minute of “First Contact”, things roll downhill, entropy sets in, and the relationship goes numb. You have to constantly remind the man that he’s in a relationship, and it’s a constant battle between you and the hundreds of younger women he encounters every day.
If you want to maintain Peace In The Household, you’re going to teach yourself to overlook certain things, like the smell of perfume on his shorts, or the stubborn stain on the fly of his pants.
The only thing keeping most relationships going is the cost of lawyers and the threat of joint custody. Continue reading →
Amy in Tattoo-Fashions leather skirt & Amber necklace — “how about black light and glow in the dark???”
BLACKLIGHT & GLOW-IN-THE-DARK tattoos and nail art? Sure, why not? Why not is because I just didn’t think of it, that’s why not, but fortunately, AMY did!!! (Did I mention that Amy is brilliant???) Okay, so I ran home, dashed into my studio and blasted away on a hundred and fifty acrylic nail-forms, until I have in hand a MANDARIN MAGIC NAIL that CAN BE SEEN by entities who cannot see well in the Human Visible Light Spectrum. Continue reading →
Here’s a subject you’ll want to know about…Dramatics. It’s something you do every minute of every hour of every day of every week of every month of every year, and yet I’ll lay down dollars against your donuts that you haven’t a clue, because getting a handle on this requires SERIOUS SELF-STUDY and serious self-observation, taking in the data with no judgment and no personal affixation, either mental or emotional, about the outcome.
This is not an easy task, and generally takes about six years to accomplish from the time that you actually begin the self-study program. Contrary to popular wisdom (the ultimate oxymoron, followed closely by “army intelligence”), the clock doesn’t start on that particular exercise when you’re just thinking hard about it, although your life can change just by reading the ABD aloud, but that’s a different issue and a different lineage of reality.
Charlie & Tiffany modeling MAGIC TATS at the new TATTOO GALLERY.
Tattoos alter the local conductivity of the skin. Relative Light and Dark Calligraphic Forms create sub-Einsteinian Zig-Zags & Swirls, creating small quantum sub-electron whirlpools and micro black holes, producing Direct Drop Reality Shift Alterations, along with the usual fissionable children of the parent universe with every black hole generated, meaning that there are a resultant small number of sub-universes within the black hole, expanding within it, creating an explosive inflation swarm cloud composed mostly of neutrinos, creating space as it expands.
Pardon me for stating something so basic, but lots of folks who are not on the TATOO MAGIC COURSE will have no idea what I’m talking about, unless I DO state the obvious — thus the minor reconstruction of Local Effect Theory. If you want the entire dissertation, you’ll get it on the graduate level and there’s a hell of a lot of math involved, so brace yourself in advance.
Tattoo Magic is created by the creativity cycle involved in its production and in the application on the skin. Both actions are important trigger factors in creating the magical effect from the tattoo, derived from the CALLIGRAPHIC NATURE of the MAGICAL TATTOO.
In my TATTOO MAGIC course, we start with the easiest Tattoo Magic of all, ATTRACTION. Armed with this tattoo, placed on the body in the right spot and prepared correctly, you will become a WALKING & TALKING ATTRACTION MAGNET.
Even if you totally lack poise, verve, audacity, good looks, young well-turned body, great hair, wondrous personal aromatic atmosphere or charisma and a sense of total confidence, you will have people coming up to you for no real or obvious reason, other than that you are temporarily a powerful ATTRACTION MAGNET.
This works even if you’re a total nerdy goop. Of course, this is just ATTRACTION. Once someone is near you, there’s nothing to prevent you being a total jerk, unless you’re wearing the “Don’t Be A Total Jerk” tattoo, which you’ll find in my MAGIC TATTOO CATALOG under the title “CHARISMATIC TATTOO”.
The CHARISMATIC TATTOO is the Source of Charisma, not you, so when wearing that particular tattoo, you CAN be a total jerk and still win the admiration of others. It’s sort of misleading in that way, but can result in a whole lot of weekend fun.
Other than wear the tattoo, you don’t have to do anything to attract their attention or to get them to come over to you and start a conversation. It will just seem to happen on its own, except that it isn’t. The ATTRACTION TATTOO is working its magic.
BE CAREFUL WHEN PRACTICING THIS DECEPTIVELY SIMPLE EXERCISE!
It tickles my funny-bone when people exclaim — and they often do — “Holy crap, this stuff actually works!!!!”
Yes, it does, and this is powerful magic, even though it’s just a beginner’s exercise.
If you know the simple laws under which the universe operates and self-replicates, you know how to make this happen. I teach these laws to students who have proven their loyalty and devotion to The Great Work.
If you feel yourself ready to commit to hard, thankless work in the Bodhi Realm, you will find yourself in the midst of simple video game programming and object building, model making and more, to give you a PRACTICAL WORKING KNOWLEDGE of the laws which operate and govern most of the universes you can reach from here without damage to yourself.
Here is what I can share in public:
The ATTRACTION TATTOO is prepared in the following way:
1. Open the shipping/protective sleeve, within which you’ll find the corresponding Magic Tattoo. Just take a moment to actually look at it, study it, note its features.
2. Carefully and gently remove the tattoo sheet from the protective sleeve.
3. PLACE the Sterling Silver Plated Candleholder on your PERSONAL ALTAR, between the two rock-salt lights, but DON’T LIGHT the rock-salt candles.
4. Light a WHITE 51% beeswax candle and place it in the sterling silver-plated candleholder. If you’re independently wealthy, use 100% Triple Pure Beeswax Candles and sterling silver candleholders, if you wish. I sell both products, already prepared to the Lunar Cycles, but I don’t sell Objects of Personal Magic to the public. You have to know enough to find my student store, or care enough to email me about it. Nothing comes free or easy in this work — you have to have the Passion for The Work or you won’t go the extra mile, which is what I always require.
5. Using the OM MA NI PAD ME HUM outbreath prayer as you would in the case of Objective Prayer, same technnique, place the TATTOO MAGIC INCENSE into the TATTOO MAGIC INCENSE HOLDER.
6. Using a green-tipped WOODEN safety match, light the incense, while continuing the OM MA NI PAD ME HUM prayer, while holding fast to the vision of the Jewel deep within the 1,000 petaled Lotus. This is vital.
7. TRIGGER the Magical Event by ringing the GONG bell three times.
8. CHANT “May this be used for the benefit of all beings everywhere”, as you ring the bell five more times.
9. BREATHE in slowly and out slowly, and at the turnaround, close your eyelids momentarily and visualize the Jewel without the Lotus.
10. FUMIGATE the PRASAD TRUFFLE or Special Dietary Prasad Truffle (no salt, no sugar, no chocolate) over the incense momentarily, while remembering those who have no food today, and those who will die of starvation today.
11. DRINK the SACRED MAGNETIC WATER, prepared within a webwork of super-magnets for one month and taken through prayer functions at all four Lunar Cycle Power Points, and as you drink, remember what it feels like to be drunk, from the perspective of the water. Remember those BILLIONS of people who have no clean water to drink, or no water at all.
12. PERFORM THE HEALING DIDGE WORK as instructed in your Didge Magic Classes. This generally takes just a few seconds for this incredibly simple Magical Operation, and in this way, you “pay” for your magical operation with emotional currency. If you’re one of those who can watch someone suffer without feeling a thing, this might not be the best magical operation for you to attempt.
13. REMOVE THE PROTECTIVE LAYER from your ATTRACTION TATTOO.
14. Very carefully, peel the CLEAR PLASTIC TATTOO PROTECTOR from the FRONT of the tattoo, revealing the actual tattoo underneath. The clear plastic protector is very sticky, so be careful not to get ANY of that sticky stuff on your fingers as you work with the tattoo.
15. Now FUMIGATE the ATTRACTION TATTOO minus its protective shield, over the candle and incense, in that order.
16. PLACE the tattoo on your skin, right around the sternum — that little dip in the center of the chest, where you usually point to indicate your heart, which is actually off to the side. An alternative placement is under the sternum at the Solar Plexus. Anywhere in the area will do. BE CAREFUL to orient the tattoo before touching it to the skin, because it is incredibly tacky, and will stick at the slightest touch, and it’s on forever, until you decide to take it off or it wears down by sheer attrition.
17. Using a very damp or wet cloth or paper towel, wet the backing paper on the tattoo which is now on your chest, until the paper slides off by itself, which takes about 30 seconds total time. Do NOT pick the paper apart or try to tear the backing off. Be patient — the paper just SLIDES OFF easily when the water acts on it for a few seconds of penetration.
18. DRY the tattoo with a clean dry handtowel or paper towel, or just let it air-dry.
You are now ready to WALK AMONG THEM and ATTRACT to your heart’s content. Remember that the point of this exercise is not to find a new lover, but to test your ability to use a magical tattoo and to get you started in the process of learning how and why the work.
There are hundreds of MAGICAL TATTOOS for every purpose under the sun, but I’m hoping that you will use them in the sense of spiritual exercises for higher life more than to get what you want, which is not their purpose, just a side-issue that might bring good results, but remember, ALL RESULTS ARE TEMPORARY due to the usual limitation for holding goods and cash assets — death.
But up ’til then, you can cash & carry and shop ’til you drop.
AGAIN, BE WARNED. This MAGICAL DEVICE really works, and works well. Do NOT use it unless you are prepared to deal with the results, meaning a LOT MORE interactions than you’re used to.
GOOD LUCK using my Magical Tattoos for your spiritual exercises and growth!!! Empower Yourself! That is the cure.
Nobody seems interested in this subject, but the hell with it, I’m putting down my thoughts on Ashram Etiquette, and here it is, like it or not, interested or not, and keep in mind that I do NOT admin the Institute, not at all. It is run by the Cloister & Board with advisors. I make NONE of the day to day operating decisions, and none of this stuff is up to me; I insisted that it be set up that way, so I have no voting or actual power and, thanks to Daniel Ennis, Esq., it was set up that way.
What is Ashram Etiquette? It’s good manners expressed in the Ashram context, and that includes personal interactions and all the usages one makes of the Ashram, both Virtual and Brick & Mortar. Continue reading →
