Chen-rig Cheung on Miracle of the 6 Eggs

This is a photo of me on left, Tarthang Tulku Rinpoche on right, at a party thrown by our mutual friend, Venerable Thich Thien-An.

So…about the Six Worlds Situation…

My recommendation to get off the wheel and get exposed to some serious Out-of-this-World Dissolving Radiation for those pesky Six Veils of Samsaric Karma would be the  Miracle of the 6 Eggs, a powerful meditation device, actually a trans-space apparatus that is designed to work every single time you try it.

I’m so impressed by it as a meditation tool that I’ve formulated it by saying: Guaranteed to Take You There or Your Money Back!

Frankly, the money’s irrelevant; it’s just barely enough to cover the cost of making the thing. The wood tray will surely not be available soon; it is handmade and cannot be machine-made. It’s a high-polish lacquered hardwood, and it must be seen in person to be fully appreciated. You will never see woodwork like this again in the 21st century. Plastic is cheaper, faster and lighter to ship.

I’d love to tell you to make your own, but I can’t say that a different crafting of the apparatus will work as well. I’ve tried several cheaper constructions and they aren’t as potent, and I don’t know exactly why that is. Until I do, I’m producing the Altar Apparatus myself right here at my workshop.

How much are they? Okay, fair question. I’ll try to calculate it as best I can at the moment.

$99. is what you’ll end up paying, and that’s for everyone and that IS the wholesale. If you think you can do a better job for less, hehe, go right ahead. I take the time to do a Blessing on each component, the eggs, sand, sandbed and candleholder and candle.

You’ll get a DVD that contains the basic instructions and shows you how I use the apparatus at my Altar. You can also tune in to my live broadcast Blessings & Healings or find the archive videos of OmMaNiPadMeHum on my website.

By the way, the original derivation of the mantra was to stick Avilokiteshvara’s alternate name, Mani Padme, referring to the jewel and the lotus that Chenrezig sports in two hands, between “Om” and “Hum”, opening and closing, breathing cycles of the universe.

The Eggs help you reject each of the six womb doors in turn, then take you outside the universe to be bathed in Cleansing Radiations coming from the Six Fuzzy Spheres that hang just outside the Outside, if you know what I mean.

They buzz away the encrustation of karma that has accumulated since your last bath, presumably yesterday.

Technically, as a Living Being, you’re obligated to perform the cleansing ritual every day, but most folks don’t, leading to miserable rebirth in the Hell and Brute Worlds or worse. This is in process of being remedied, but it may take some time. Luckily, that’s a commodity I have plenty of, some I haven’t even deployed yet.

Chen-rig Cheung

Miracle of the 6 Eggs

I am currently working on the Egg Project. I will post announcements about it as we work with it.

It is intended both as a physical apparatus for the Waking State and as a possible cell app. It works by arousing the Higher Emotions and suppressing the lower ones. It works, but the issue is, “can everyone use it???” The answer will be found at today’s training session.

You will be able to use my Altar Layout as a guide. It is meant for use inside a Personal Chapel, but can be used outdoors as well. I intend to install one by the little waterfall stream that we’ll be rebuilding during the Festival of Ishtar Workshop during the coincidental Easter (gee, those words “Ishtar” and “Easter” sure sound alike, don’t they???) vacation.

Stay tuned to the gorebagg tv channel on justin.tv today to find out more. I’ll take a few breaks, and that’s when I’ll do my gorebagg’s tags and hapi hour shows.

 

Menlo & Parker Clear Light Lullaby

Here’s my “kid brother” Menlo Macfarlane, (Healing Prayers to him please) along with Parker Dickson on guitar, both of them in a duet, singing the Holy Hobo Clear Light Lullaby back a few years ago at one of our hundreds of House Parties … You’ll hear Grishy, Kellita and the gang howling with laughter as Menlo and Parker, prodded by bizarre impulses from Outer Space, drift in and out of a variety of strange postures and weirdnesses. They were able to see the video-monitor and knew approximately what I was doing with the 18-pound Sony 28:1 zoom pro camera with the huge Beaulieu lens. I’m told over my shoulder that the DVD is available somewhere… ah, here it is… You can get it at

http://www.idhhb.com/materials/dvds/parker-dickson-evening-shot-to-hell.html

Gorby’s Smogops Cafe & Starlite Lounge are open for business

Yes, once again for the very first time ever, you can crawl into the Smogops Cafe and Starlite Lounge for some variety show fun and games in the Apres-Vie! You can find out more about my online shows by using my contact page on this website.

At the time of posting this blog, the video stats are: 235,119 views. Can you determine why this video, of all my videos, got a quarter-million views, and many positive and fun responses!!!!????

What Ever Happened to George Gurdjieff’s Music???

To be fair, not all Gurdjieff’s music was from Gomidas. Actually a number of them were reconstructed from memory and were Arabic and tribal songs from the Caucasus and general region of Greece and Armenia, from which Gurdjieff had come when he arrived in Russia. Here is a very good example of what Gurdjieff could not present to his dance students in France, but which we can construct today from what little remains of the cultures he encountered back in the late 19th and early 20th centuries.

Well, first off, a good deal of Gurdjieff’s Sacred Music wasn’t Gurdjieff’s music in the first place; Continue reading

Hapi Hour with EJ Gold

Tune in for the Hapi Hour with EJ Gold on http://www.justin.tv/gorebaggtv/ where I’ll be using the Hapi and from time to time filming tutorials — can’t quite bring myself to use the term “instructible” or “instructable” — they’re wrongly constructed terms. Watch the ICW this morning for demos and more about the two shows…oh, did I not mention “Gorebagg’s Tags”??? It’s a show where I demo how to construct barbershop quartet “tags” and much, much more. Tune in to both shows every day. Follow me on twitter and facebook for the latest info on shows, because they’re at odd times until I can settle into a routine with them, if that’s even possible.

http://youtu.be/xo7iRIbA7xA

Music Rights — new information

Okay, here’s the no-bullshit rundown on music rights:

Rumblefish tracks your REGISTERED output that they have issued toward the downstream marketing outlets both online and brick & mortar, if any remain.

Your song is tracked by YOUR WAVEFORMS, not by codes or numbers. That means that any “cover” of your song will NOT be monetized for you unless the covering artist is legit and registers their song as a cover of your song, but that’s another story and it gets really messy to try to force others to respect your song rights.

Here’s the best you can do at the moment Continue reading

Moksha & the Saw of Damocles

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Thanks to someone who gave me a wonderful birthday gift, which I will soon replace with another just like it,  Moksha, of the amazing “Country Eastern” musical experience, Hu Dost — which is currently on tour — now has an official musicalsaw.com tenor musical saw to add to their List of Mystical Inventory. Here’s an example of a musical saw used in a highly technical manner:

Back in 1949, I heard my music teacher at Camp Woodland, Grant Rogers, play the musical saw; then Joe Hickerson played it, after which Joanna Cazden, Louise deCormier and, as I remember it, Happy Traum or Geoff Kaufman tried it.

Well, heck-darn, I asked for, and got, a musical saw for my 70th birthday last December 27th.

When I first encountered the musical saw it was immediately post-war, World War II (which is the Roman numeral “II”, not the Arabic numerals which we use today, as in “World War Eleven”, as some kids insist on calling it) when instruments made of steel were almost unobtainable, and was amazed at how much like the newly invented Electronic Theramin it sounded. Here are some stunning examples: Continue reading

Multitracking your voice in the 21st century

How to use all this new cellphone, video and html5 technology? No sweat; here’s one suggestion…video yourself as a choir, adding ALL the parts into the whole, one by one. The conclusion I came to is that this very talented kid has a hell of a lot of time on his hands. I spend more than 5 minutes making a Tin-Pan Alley Hit on youtube and I feel like I’ve failed. Enjoy. He’s really quite exceptional. I hope he monetizes the hell out of his efforts!

Here’s more to tantalize and whet the appetite for multitrack a capella vocals… Continue reading