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This animal shelter video game is … well, to be generous, good in conception and crapola in execution. I can do much, much better to create a game that encourages people to adopt unwanted and abandoned pets, and to treat animals — including bipeds — a lot better. I’d need development money, about $300,000, for animators and programmers to make it happen, but it’s well within reach, and could, if it’s made right, be a blockbuster runaway viral video game! Any takers?
There’s a certain “look” to dancing these days that disallows one to stray from the path of the Orthodox Dance of the Day, but actually, it’s always been that way. These girls have to work very hard at their craft, which clearly, from the moves used in the dance, involves attracting sex partners, object… possible relationship. Continue reading
You’ll have to spend a bit of extra effort determining the nature of the table-game. If you’ve been haunting pool halls and billard parlors of late, you’ll know what I mean. If you watch attentively, you’ll note that there is a clearly evident absence of that tell-tale solid red ball. You see cue balls galore, but no solid red ball. Also note that she is not putting english on the ball…it’s going directly into the hole, not really the idea. She makes a better senior cougar than a pool shark.
Many years ago, as the crow flies and the water flows under the bridge and over the dam, I had a pet parakeet named Jimmy. The specific reason I had a parakeet and not a dog or cat was that we lived in Stuyvesant Town, a recently-built housing project in New York City’s lower east side. Continue reading
What ever happened to Charles Dodgson’s wonderful children’s masterpieces, written under the pseudonym (look it up, what am I, a walking dictionary???) Lewis Carroll — Alice’s Adventures Underground & What She Saw There, and Through the Looking Glass??? Continue reading
I figure you’ve noticed the movement toward big-breasted nearly-naked and even entirely naked women newscasters, anchorpersons, weather girls and spokespersons in commercials, but have you taken note of the sudden increase in the cup-size of said breasts, and the alarmingly exponential levels of nudity of these ample newsgirls?
Just in case you hadn’t, I thought I’d Continue reading